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| Mar 17th, 2003 03:58 AM | ||
| davinxtk |
Wow, Mr Adventure, thank you ever so much. And, despite the wealth of spam preceding it, I just re-read that old thread "Hey kapn! Yeah, you! This thread is about YOU!" -- from the ezboard days. What's disturbing, however, is that I had forgotten all about Monte. Although, I do tend to forget what I flush. |
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| Mar 15th, 2003 09:51 AM | ||
| n0skillz gamer | This would be more interesting if I could read :/ | |
| Mar 15th, 2003 05:00 AM | ||
| FS |
This thread reminds me why I immediately hated Skullhedface after he first started posting in the PYPH thread. I don't mind newbies and I can stomach stupid people, IN MODERATION. Every day now that I come here, 75% of the posts is made by someone I hate or at least do not find funny. It's starting to take the fun out of posting. Too many people are posting every single thought they have and too many people are replying too much while they have nothing interesting or funny to contribute. Think a little more before you reply to posts. I myself sometimes have a whole reply typed up, then decide to not post it anyway because it wasn't funny or constructive. And for Christ's sake give up these three-paragraph posts which could be summed up with "WHY? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME? WHY DO YOU PICK ON ME? WHY WHY WHY?" Lastly, if there's one type of people I hate with all my being, it's people who don't get jokes. Skullhedface, this stupid shit you constantly accuse Les Waste or Jixby of posting is FUNNY TO US, or at least some of us. You could probably be the board clown on a less humor-obsessed forum than this, but here, you're just inadequate. |
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| Mar 15th, 2003 02:44 AM | ||
| MrAdventure | http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=244 | |
| Mar 15th, 2003 02:32 AM | ||
| davinxtk |
You know, posting in this thread about your posts not being off-topic in other threads is off topic, you know? However, since we seem to have picked up the new topic of fucknuts in the forums, who around here remembers thekapn, and can anyone recall when/how/if he disappeared? |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 07:21 PM | ||
| Skulhedface | Not quite. Validation is what I require, not opinions. | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 07:19 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | So, essentially, opinions are only valid if you agree with them? | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 07:19 PM | ||
| Skulhedface | Only sometimes. | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 07:17 PM | ||
| mew barios | you talk too much. | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 07:09 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
The point I'M failing to see is, that no one can accuse me of making stupid posts. You CAN accuse me of having different views, you CAN accuse me of once in awhile not having a sense of humor, but you can NEVER accuse me of being stupid, because I've seen Jixby and Les say FAR stupider shit, in the same vein I say it in (ie SARCASTICALLY, maybe even MOCKERY!) and I'M getting the thunder called down on me for it. I'm sorry, but there's no way you can rationalize a double standard like that. The ONLY way I'll cop out is if you tell me I'm OCCASIONALLY not funny. I agree with you wholeheartedly there. But NO ONE can point out a blatantly stupid post I've made unless you count my VERY first ones, and how many of you are safe in THAT vein, hmm? If you were making a rational argument (ie You're humor sucks sometimes) shit I'd bite, I'd agree, but for someone to say "You're just stupid" without backing it up, merely relegating an OPINION on the quality of my posts, then I could fire the saem gun back at you big boy. I've seen YOU make posts that have nothing whatsoever to do with the subject of the thread, which if I might add, falls into MY criteria for "stupid" but instead of being a WHINY BITCH about it, I just accept it at face value and I can even laugh at it. Occasionally. God DAMN ::gives out money all around for most of you to buy some Midol:: |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 06:47 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Rongi is one of the best newbies to come around here lately. 
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| Mar 14th, 2003 04:42 PM | ||
| Anonymous | I'm 19. :/ | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 04:31 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
The Onion http://www.theonion.com/onion3909/adulthood_spent.html This article reminds me of myself and most of you guys. |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 04:14 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
And this is where you are mistaken, and purely by your own selective hearing, as it's been mentioned before. Pay attention this time: WE DON'T HATE NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NEWBIES. WE DO HATE STUPID PEOPLE. WE HATE MOST NEWBIES BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE SQUARES AND RECTANGLES. YOU ARE A STUPID PERSON. THEREFORE WE HATE YOU. There have been PLENTY of newbies that have been accepted, obviously, since there are people on the goddamn message board to begin with for you to annoy. Most newbies, even though they are stupid, have the decency to not post if they're not going to say anything interesting. This is not the 'newbie beatdown,' this is me representing the board in telling you to go away because you are not interesting at all, and negatively contribute. Go. Away. Awaye. Go away go away go away go away. Awaaaayyyy. Forever. Away. Better yet, why don't you and all the hilarious friends you've accumulated since your arrival go make your OWN humor site and board and be hilarious there? Again, the only people here that like you are stupid people such as yourself. Trying to band together to bring about a 'new board order' won't work either. This and that has and have happened millions of times before. Just give up now, accept that you are stupid, and go away. |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 03:59 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
No, I just call it full fledged hypocrasy. It's perfectly OK for someone else to make a completely asinine post, but God Forbid I haven't been on the boards as long as you guys so everything I say is automatically something that warrants a "STFU" response. All I can honestly say in return is if this was the way real life worked, I can imagine you guys sitting at a table, on a perpetual eternal high school table, the same four or five guys at that table, and anytime anyone, ANYONE sits at that table, regardless of whether it be a Nobel prize winner or even a supermodel, the fact that they weren't sitting at that table when YOU first got there warrants the same old scripted response: "YOU WEREN'T HERE WHEN WE STARTED SO ANYTHING YOU SAY IS STUPID BY DEFAULT. GO THE FUCK AWAY" Am I wrong? The only threads you can bust me for is the threads I end up getting sucked into a verbal sparring match with someone, and sometimes making the exact same reply that a reg did to test this, and while that reg gets his lap warmed by all the others who slob on his scrotum, I get a "STFU you don't get it, you don't belong here!" No one said life is fair, but Good GOD, you must have some bitterness running through your blood. And I didn't cause it, I'm merely the nearest convenient object to take it out on. So until someone points out just one post in particular that got everyone's collective aneurysms to burst, then I can't stop posting because you haven't said anything that holds water, you're merely WHINING AND BITCHING. Or at least having some wild mood swings, because everyone left me alone or even responded to about 400 posts before this I made in either a civil tone or not at all. I haven't gone out of MY way to piss you off, merely you're going out of your way to piss YOURSELF off and you need someone to blame it on. Suck on that for a little bit, and then get back to me. 
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| Mar 14th, 2003 02:15 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Dave and face. Neither of you are wanted here, nor have you ever been, nor will you ever be. I'm sure whatever small amount of pride wells up in your weenster over actively irritating people, and thereby getting noticed, more than makes up for the knowledge that people on the internet dislike you almost as much as those in real life do. Sadly, unlike real life, we can't just move the group to a different table when you start trying to sit with us through elicting a chuckle by making goofy faces and slapping about your inner thighs with serving spoons. The 'friends' you've made on this forum are indeed the same animal (and are equally welcome), but do not ever assume that Jixby and others that actually use and moreover appreciate the forum that your love-object Roger built for us are at your level. You are a vapid piece of shit and even the moderators hate you. The only reason you haven't been banned is tradition, and your ilk are causing that to wane. If you actually want to make a donation to I-Mockery, your absence would be worth its weight (or lack thereof) in gold. Not that I expect my words or the words of any other to sway you from leaving. Far from it; I fully intend to see more asinine threads by you tonight, tomorrow, and every day thereafter until roughly a month passes and the joy of bothering people you don't even know fails to overcome the global hatred felt toward you, then you vanish and are forgotten like so many before you. No, my point in all this is that you both claim to love the site and all for which it stands, but are both liars if you continue to post here. |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 06:01 AM | ||
| FS |
See, now that could have been funny if this were the umpteenth petition I've made. Now, it's... not. Get off Skullhedface's nuts already. You're not going to "win" by "sticking together". |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 05:56 AM | ||
| CynicalDave |
I agree FS http://www.petitiononline.com/DUMBARSE/petition.html |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 05:47 AM | ||
| FS |
I can see this is going nowhere. Let's try another approach at this. http://www.petitiononline.com/qw218/petition.html |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 04:45 AM | ||
| Skulhedface |
The only reply that needs is this: Pissy, pissy, pissy! Bitch, bitch, bitch! If indeed, this is just an internet forum, and considering you've seemed to steer clear of my posts until JUST ABOUT NOW, and the fact that I may be a newbie but not one of the crop of retarded newerbies, that I actually started getting civil replies to my posts from most of the others, then I may ask you sir: What got YOUR panties in a budge? What makes me SO special that I specifically ruined this board for you, especially since the only other person that makes that claim (and not even as seriously as you presented it) is Rongi? Hmm? I DEMAND ANSWERS FELLA! At least I semi-respect Rongi now, because he has no pretenses over who he is: He's a piece of shit on this message board, as am I, as are you my friend. Your failure is recognizing that you fall into the same category. Just because you were here LONGER doesn't mean that makes you BETTER. Ease up on the bitterness there buddy, the relaxation'll do ya good. Or, for the ultimate bottom line, as far as the $10 goes, I was already planning to send it to RoG seeing as I enjoy his site, I enjoy these message boards, and I owe him for occasionally gaying up his message boards, in a half hearted attempt to contribute and to offer a halfhearted FUCK YOU to people that just won't let some things slide. And jeez, I'm almost FLATTERED. I know being a newb would signify being looked down upon, but I just got unofficially declared the King! Ta ta for now. |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 04:28 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
Quote:
So if you aren't going to just shut up and leave, then could you just please get your "This is the INTERNET, don't take it so seriously  " reply out of the way and send me 10 bucks to make up for stealing my fun? I would LIKE to type in all caps and go back to my bitter retard act, but you are making it hard to do so. Thanks in advance, JXIBY PHIALLUPS |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 04:26 AM | ||
| mew barios | shut up | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 04:09 AM | ||
| Skulhedface |
a-HEM, I pick on Rongi because: A.it's fucking FUNNY B.Whether everyone else does or not, I give a fuck I do it because he gets on MY nerves. As in, ME, PERSONALLY. As in "Your insults would be worth laughing at if they weren't always the same FUCK OFF AND DIE, FUCK YOU FAGretorts. But I even give Rongi credit, it's FUN, as in FUNNY, AMUSING, LAUGH OUT LOUD HILARIOUS to fuck with him.C.You seem to be the only one that jumps my balls anymore. Even RONGI finally gets (I assume) that I'm more or less ribbing him, like I'm so fucking idiotic that I'm gonna get my underwear lodged up my crack by some halfwitted assblaster in an internet forum, unless it's just as amusing to fire back (hence this post) Of course, I can take a joke, but to chase me around and just blatantly scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is a bit... obsessive? GOOD GOD Does the stick up your ass have a stick up its ass? Whew, that was fun! |
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| Mar 14th, 2003 03:16 AM | ||
| LegoLars | i never liked the onion. though i never bothered to read it. | |
| Mar 14th, 2003 03:10 AM | ||
| CynicalDave |
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