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Sep 13th, 2004 07:21 PM
Daphne How did I miss this thread with my friends Sylvester and Inky in it?!

Here are my kids.


Sep 13th, 2004 06:16 PM
Crying Baby Jesus
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Originally Posted by mubert
I HAVE THE BEST CAT STORY!!! ONE TIME REALLY LATE AT NIGHT MY CAT GOT HIT BY AN SUV THAT WAS GOING 30 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. AND IT DIED SHORTLY AFTER IT CRAWLED ITS CRIPPLED BODY UP ON MY DRIVEWAY!! ISNT THAT FUNNY?!
NO! NO IT ISN'T FUNNY YOu TALENTLESS Whore!
Sep 13th, 2004 04:10 AM
Hobo Renee I had a cat that like to sit in the middle of the road and eventually she got hit. We still have her sister though, she's about 15 years old now. Very wild. She likes to kill rats and birds and she doesn't weigh more than 6 pounds. We also have a fat three legged cat named Odin. He is adorable. He has black and grey stripes and used to be mainly indoor until we got the new 85 pound dog.
Sep 12th, 2004 10:39 PM
Crying Baby Jesus
Elmo

OVERLORD Tiny
Sep 12th, 2004 06:06 PM
mubert I HAVE THE BEST CAT STORY!!! ONE TIME REALLY LATE AT NIGHT MY CAT GOT HIT BY AN SUV THAT WAS GOING 30 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. AND IT DIED SHORTLY AFTER IT CRAWLED ITS CRIPPLED BODY UP ON MY DRIVEWAY!! ISNT THAT FUNNY?!
Sep 12th, 2004 03:58 PM
ernasty10050
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
My cat is cool, it hides under the carpet ready to pounce on any unsuspecting passers by.

Your cat isn't very smart, it hides under the carpet ready to get stepped on.
Sep 12th, 2004 03:24 PM
MetalMilitia Nope it honestly happened, It put its paw on the 'power' key and then the PC shut straght down without saveing.
Look, i still have the key which i pulled off shortly after...

Sep 12th, 2004 03:14 PM
FS
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Amusing story: I once spent about 2 and a half hours working on a college assignment and my annoying cat jumped onto my keybord standing on the turn off key causeing msword to close and i hadn't saved the document once
That sounds impossible. The cat must've first stepped on some key combination to close it, then the n key to get past the save prompt. Are you trying pull a fast one!?
Sep 12th, 2004 03:06 PM
Brandon Gigi:



SECRET INTERNET FATTY
Sep 12th, 2004 11:47 AM
AChimp CAT STEW
Sep 12th, 2004 11:46 AM
Terra Yeah cats do stuff like that all the time.

I have a sewing/embroidery machine ($8,000.00 piece of equipment) that for some reason attracts my cat every time I sit down and do textilecraft. It takes me almost two hours to digitize the project and when I sew it out is when I have to keep the cat out of the room. The problem is that he knows how to open doors and since it doesn't have a lock on it, I have to barricade the door. Since the actual sewing of the project takes over an hour and depending on the thread (which sometimes uses over 30 different colors to change and I'm not always IN the room when each color is sewing out) it's a real bitch to have to watch the cat and do the work.

Yet I would get rid of the machine before I got rid of the cat.
Sep 12th, 2004 11:18 AM
MetalMilitia 2, the under the carpet one and the irritateing one.
Amusing story: I once spent about 2 and a half hours working on a college assignment and my annoying cat jumped onto my keybord standing on the turn off key causeing msword to close and i hadn't saved the document once
Sep 12th, 2004 11:00 AM
Terra How many cats do you have Metal?
Sep 12th, 2004 10:35 AM
MetalMilitia My other cat bieng annoying as usual...

Sep 12th, 2004 10:14 AM
glowbelly

that's my other little fren. his name is sly and he likes to model for me.
Sep 12th, 2004 10:02 AM
Terra Beautiful cat.

Mine likes baths and can open cupboards. I have to put baby latches on them to keep him out.
Sep 12th, 2004 07:02 AM
MetalMilitia My cat is cool, it hides under the carpet ready to pounce on any unsuspecting passers by.

Sep 12th, 2004 06:33 AM
davinxtk Glow, do you remember this old man?
Sep 12th, 2004 06:08 AM
FS I'm not very big
Sep 11th, 2004 08:44 PM
ThisIsWitty My black cat's name is Shadow because I'm uncreative. But (s)he isn't fat. IT lives outside and is malnourished because the 11 other cats eat all the food.
Sep 11th, 2004 08:39 PM
glowbelly i didn't interrupt him, but he had just finished a good cleaning.

i like that you're all protective of me now, fs. you're like my big brother now :O
Sep 11th, 2004 08:07 PM
FS Did you interrupt him while he was cleaning himself (shut up insignificant person, your jokes isn't funny)?

If I do that my cats tend to walk around with their tongue sticking out for minutes on end. I don't know why. It's not like it's an effort to just loosen your jaw so you can let it back in.

Yours is a pretty cat, there are many cats like it but this is your cat.
Sep 11th, 2004 07:58 PM
EisigerBiskuit I have two cats, but one won't go away. We call the likeable one kitty.

My friend has 2 fat cats, Misty and Cody, and one younger cat, Sasha. Sasha makes litters of kittens maybe every 4 months.

Kind of like glowbelly.
Sep 11th, 2004 07:56 PM
Drev We have a fluffy cat too, but she's white. We adopted her and her name is Mercedes. She's really old.
Sep 11th, 2004 07:54 PM
Brandon
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anyways, he looks fat because he is super furry
Ah.

My cat's name is Gigi. He enjoys eating things and chasing the laser pointer.
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