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Oct 3rd, 2004 03:55 PM
BlueOatmeal Fat people are funny. Whenever I go I get one with everything, and I eat it and laugh.
Sep 27th, 2004 11:07 PM
nothing4buddha omg customers say they want everything and then they don't like all the time

oh and to answer your question i think jared only lost weight cos his calorie intake was so incredibly horrible before the subway diet and he never exercised. then he started walking about 2 miles a day and only took in maybe 1200 cal. (6 inch turk, 12 inch veg) so yeah... THE SUBWAY DIET IS A LIE JUST STOP EATING SO MUCH GODDAMN FOOD AND WALK AROUND FATASSES!

oh and i love how so many women in their 40's come in to try the subway diet and how they don't want any condiments/cheese/oil on their sandwiches and shit but yet they fucking repark their cars so they don't have to walk an extra 300 feet. AND YOU BITHES COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU'RE NOT LOSING WEIGHT?!
Sep 27th, 2004 10:45 PM
Burger Lord so, how many times a day do customers say "oh I'll have one with everything, except pickles, and tomatoes, I don't want lettuce, no peppers, no olives, no cheese, ketsup, mayo, or mustard." and then they end up ordering a plain sandwitch made of bread, turkey and salt....
oh, and what the hell was Jarred eating before he lost weight eating 1 foot long sandwiches every day anyway?
Sep 17th, 2004 02:59 PM
Hyper Tonik My favorite sandwich is ham, turkey breast, roastbeef on wheat with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives, pickles, mayo, oil and vinegar, and red wine vinegarette. Then I usually top that off with a nice cold water.
Sep 14th, 2004 08:32 PM
Seven Force WTF
Sep 14th, 2004 08:09 PM
nothing4buddha
Sep 14th, 2004 08:03 PM
mubert
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOneAndOnly
PLEASE FUCK ME BUDDHA!!!!!
Sep 14th, 2004 11:35 AM
Zhukov You pull off quite a hip-hop look with that visor.


I love eating subway and I love the girls that work there. Subway only hires good looking girls so people relate being atractive to eating big stupid sandwiches.
Sep 14th, 2004 09:55 AM
Seven Force Couldn't edit my post, so i'd like to add that I saw Heavyweights last night. Funny stuff.

I wonder if fat kids really do sneak a whole bunch of food and shit in their bunk?
Sep 14th, 2004 09:49 AM
Seven Force I do exercise, lol. I just wanted to see if I could do that.

I tried it with sandwiches once. It seems like if you eat anything for a while you'll start to get sick of it real quick.

That's why I don't really believe the subway guy and his fuckin' diet. The guy must've exercised, but I don't think he ever said he did. I swear, it's like fat people just want this 'miracle way' of instantly losing weight. Tell 'em they have to exercise or eat right, and they don't want to hear that. Lazy bastards.
Sep 14th, 2004 05:07 AM
Captain Goodtimes Why don't you try excersise?
Sep 13th, 2004 11:44 PM
Seven Force Subway, eat shit.

j/k

Anyone else ever tried a subway diet and eat nothing but subway? It's hard! I quit after one day!
Sep 13th, 2004 10:45 PM
Brandon GOOD
Sep 13th, 2004 10:42 PM
mubert ILL BE READY :WANK
Sep 13th, 2004 09:14 PM
nothing4buddha i might apply to be in a subway comercial :X
Sep 13th, 2004 08:50 PM
mubert That would be hilarious if she was in theyre new commercial. I bet you that she would stand in front of a white screen and a sidepanel that shows a giant sub, so big that the camera has to like be set on a moving thing, and it would be over a cutting board, which is on a gray counter. And you would be focused on the sub more than her. Then you realize that a womans talking to you, and youre torn between staring at boobs and at a yummerific sub sammich...
Sep 13th, 2004 07:50 PM
nothing4buddha yah totally :O

.... AND WE HAVE BREAD TOASTERS NOW OMGOMGOMGOMG THEY ROCK
Sep 13th, 2004 05:17 PM
Sam SHE WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE SHE WORKS THERE.
Sep 13th, 2004 03:55 PM
Mr. Vagiclean AHAH
Sep 13th, 2004 12:50 PM
Zero As A Limit
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Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
THE VEGGIE PATTIES SMELL LIKE BARF
Well, that would explain why it isn't listed on the calrie napkin, nor the website, it must be barf!
Sep 13th, 2004 12:09 AM
nothing4buddha THE VEGGIE PATTIES SMELL LIKE BARF
Sep 12th, 2004 06:49 PM
Zero As A Limit
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Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
pshh the best sandwich is the veggie delight with soudough bread, tomatos, cucumber, bell pepper, jalapeno, ground peper, and oil/vinegar
I disagree, veggie patty on hearty italian with green peppers, jalapenos, mayo, south west, salt and pepper.
Jul 28th, 2004 03:03 PM
nothing4buddha pshh the best sandwich is the veggie delight with soudough bread, tomatos, cucumber, bell pepper, jalapeno, ground peper, and oil/vinegar :d ... pshh im vegan shut up
Jul 28th, 2004 10:40 AM
Alive Hell yes, now theres one commercial id like to see!
Jul 28th, 2004 04:39 AM
MrAdventure my favorite is pastrami on wheat w/everything!!!! and maybe american cheese!
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