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Sep 24th, 2004 11:12 AM
Father §p@z I know he's banned, but he probably still reads the posts and wishes he could, er, "contribute" to the discussion.
Sep 24th, 2004 07:42 AM
glowbelly psst, father? mubert's been banned for 2 months. try pickin on someone else your own size.
Sep 24th, 2004 12:03 AM
Father §p@z
Quote:
Originally Posted by mubert
I in fact did. And how can you play FF6 nonstop? I beat it, and then rest for a while. <- BLATANT MASTURBATION REFERANCE.
How do I play FF6 nonstop you ask? I'll tell you.
1. Play NOTHING but FF1 until you beat it, preferably with a party consisting of: Black Mage, White Mage, Fighter, and Theif.
2. Once you have beaten FF1, it should be carved into your skull that you can only save when you stay at an inn. If not, repeat step 1 until it is.
3. Bring a sleeping bag and a cooler full of food to the Goodwill or Value Village, and live there until you get a complete Super Nintendo and an FF6 cartridge.
4. Play FF6. If you followed directions exactly, you should forget to save on the world map and have to replay large parts of the game.

And that, Ignorant mubert, is how you play FF6 nonstop.
Also, wanking to 16-bit RPGs? That's even worse than jacking off to anime, you sick fuck
Sep 18th, 2004 02:32 PM
FS
Sep 18th, 2004 01:57 PM
glowbelly that's like braggin about how fucked up you get after drinking a few glasses of white zinfendel
Sep 18th, 2004 11:51 AM
McClain Yeah. I caught that. He could have gotten away with Goldschlager, but he had to say cinnamon schnapps.
Sep 18th, 2004 09:10 AM
glowbelly oh and did anyone else catch the cinnamon schnaps thing? cause that's way silly.
Sep 18th, 2004 09:09 AM
glowbelly or guinness

or bass ale.

yeah, bass ale.

fuck.

i can't drink for like

EVER AGAIN
Sep 18th, 2004 09:05 AM
McClain
Quote:
Originally Posted by the[Hitman
]No one gets drunk off beer unless they are a lightweight.
Most college kids can't afford good beer so that statement remains true. Those faggots are drinking kegs of Coors Light and Bud Light.

Try drinking a half a case of a good IPA and see if you're still standing.
Sep 18th, 2004 07:20 AM
Dole I went to university. It was rubbish.
Sep 18th, 2004 07:03 AM
Zhukov I've been back at University for over a month now and I haven't yet turned up for any classes.
Sep 18th, 2004 06:13 AM
MetalMilitia I just finished my first week back at college. Was pretty fun, started learning UNIX shell and C++. Phear my geekyness.
Been doing the drinking/smoking thing for about a year but i am trying to give up now, it was not cool.
Sep 18th, 2004 05:39 AM
FS Yeah man beer can't get you drunk unless your a pussy, am i right or am i right

ps im drinking a white russian
Sep 17th, 2004 08:51 PM
punkgrrrlie10
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father §p@z
Actually, I'm glad I didn't join a frat. I'd probably die of Alcahol poisoning during the pledge. That would have made you happy, I suspect
Frats = buy friends b/c you can't make em yourself.
Sep 17th, 2004 08:37 PM
Jixby Phillips awesome!
Sep 17th, 2004 08:34 PM
the[Hitman] What kind of school do you go to?

No one gets drunk off beer unless they are a lightweight. I downed half a case thursday and I was barely buzzing.
Sep 17th, 2004 08:08 PM
Jixby Phillips
Quote:
Originally Posted by Father §p@z
Actually, I'm glad I didn't join a frat. I'd probably die of Alcahol poisoning during the pledge. That would have made you happy, I suspect
nothing gets by you huh
Sep 17th, 2004 08:02 PM
thebiggameover
Quote:
Originally Posted by mubert
I in fact did. And how can you play FF6 nonstop? I beat it, and then rest for a while. <- BLATANT MASTURBATION REFERANCE.
I think someone put something in my pepsi because that made me




Sep 17th, 2004 07:55 PM
Father §p@z Actually, I'm glad I didn't join a frat. I'd probably die of Alcahol poisoning during the pledge. That would have made you happy, I suspect
Sep 17th, 2004 07:48 PM
Jixby Phillips you're probably just all sad because you cant get into any fraternities
Sep 17th, 2004 07:31 PM
Father §p@z
Quote:
Originally Posted by the[Hitman
]College owns. Massive drinking and one nighters. I think he just needs his mommy.
I like the one nighters, but I'm not really in to binge drinking. Especially when it comes to beer. It takes too much to get me drunk, unlike my all time favorite Cinnamon Schnapps. Two or three shots of that and I'm down for the count
Sep 14th, 2004 06:03 PM
EisigerBiskuit i'm laughing because
a. Spaz is going to college
b. Jixby just got exiled from 3(+) religeons
Sep 14th, 2004 05:48 PM
Jixby Phillips oh for fucking jesus christ mary and joeseph god allahs sake he was talking about you too
Sep 14th, 2004 03:40 PM
the[Hitman] Thats because the majority of people on this forum aren't able to get past 11th grade.
Sep 14th, 2004 12:11 PM
Helm notice how this thread is full of interesting people
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