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Mar 17th, 2003 12:09 AM
Dreg ...well, anyway. I went skinny dipping once, but it was only because I forgot my trunks and I didn't want to get my boxers wet.

most of my friends wanted to leave... but I was the one who drove, so... yeah.
Mar 16th, 2003 11:39 PM
davinxtk Hey there.
Mar 15th, 2003 07:03 PM
glowbelly davin
Mar 15th, 2003 01:25 AM
sadie i did it one time at this private pool and the cops came and i had to climb a fence and run through the woods with my clothes and shoes in my arms.
Mar 14th, 2003 10:50 PM
CaptainBubba
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Originally Posted by davinxtk
Last summer I went skinny dipping at like 2:00 in the afternoon on a public (and very clothed) beach with my girlfriend. It was fun, few people noticed us before we got into the water and once we were there, nobody knew we were naked, or that we were...


Nevermind.
NO! YOU WEREN'T! Dude...may I just say...YOU RULE!

On topic: This summer I'm going to swim alot. And I'm going to do some of it naked. And this time I'll remember not to hug anyone. Because they get too aroused and they just HAVE TO DO ME.
Mar 14th, 2003 09:54 PM
Professor Cool
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Swimming pools are great... but I hate the ocean. You just don't know what else might be swimming around in there with you. I think the last time I went swimming in the ocean is when I went snorkeling and there was a HUGE shark headed my way. I swam as fast as I could back to the boat and that was it.

:notasharksammich.
I went swimming in lake michigan once, step on a needle

that ended my swimming career

and before some fag says it "no i wasnt infected with AIDS"
Mar 14th, 2003 09:41 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
...a lake or the ocean or anything deep enough that I can't see the bottom (or any giant sea monsters that are in it)...FUCK THAT!
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Originally Posted by Mockery
...but I hate the ocean. You just don't know what else might be swimming around in there with you.
I think we should have a beach mock-meet, & force everyone to swim in the ocean.
Mar 14th, 2003 06:12 PM
davinxtk Last summer I went skinny dipping at like 2:00 in the afternoon on a public (and very clothed) beach with my girlfriend. It was fun, few people noticed us before we got into the water and once we were there, nobody knew we were naked, or that we were...


Nevermind.
Mar 14th, 2003 05:46 PM
LegoLars Im fat and have small penas, so i won't skinnydipp.

oh, gross! water is like pee!
Mar 14th, 2003 04:00 PM
McClain
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I've swam in the nude a few times in Hawaii. Got my groove on, too. All the townhouses in my neighborhood had pools and because we were on a hill the pool wasn't visible from the houses. I bet there's still a bunch of my baby batter caught in the drain.
Mar 14th, 2003 03:23 PM
Ninjavenom I saw video where a guy rode a moose in his front yard. it was fucking hardcore. As for skinnydippin', never been. I do want one of those shower chambers though, with the multiple shower heads and the glass walls. :bling
Mar 14th, 2003 03:10 PM
noob3 Rog, Sharks just don't attack random things, you pussy! You should of tried to ride it!
Mar 14th, 2003 03:08 PM
starz
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Originally Posted by Chojin
She had a metal fence around her pool? :/

Was she a sim, and her owners trying to kill her?
I just delete the ladders and they die
Mar 14th, 2003 03:01 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by soundtest
it was actually a gate... i wanted a running start

Did you know you can get sued by someone if he drowns in your pool and you don't have a fence enclosing it? Hmmm ... makes about as much sense as getting sued for shooting a burglar. :/
Mar 14th, 2003 02:07 PM
Mockery Swimming pools are great... but I hate the ocean. You just don't know what else might be swimming around in there with you. I think the last time I went swimming in the ocean is when I went snorkeling and there was a HUGE shark headed my way. I swam as fast as I could back to the boat and that was it.

:notasharksammich.
Mar 14th, 2003 02:06 PM
FS
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
learn. it's my most favorite thing to do. i love water. i'm attracted to it. i wanna whole huge shower room when i grow up and get my mansion. all mine, mine, mine.
Me too! My dreamhouse has an enormous swimming pool - actually, one indoors and one outdoors - various showers, and small bubble baths. Water kicks ass.

And everything's painted bright pink, too.
Mar 14th, 2003 01:49 PM
soundtest it was actually a gate... i wanted a running start
Mar 14th, 2003 01:38 PM
Anonymous Sidebar: Fartin's daughter does pretty much the same thing, only you replace "like" with "as."
Mar 14th, 2003 01:33 PM
FartinMowler
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When I'm in water, I just flop around like a retarded kid


Why am I not surprised by this.
Mar 14th, 2003 01:32 PM
Matt Harty Do it at night, alwyas at night. Don't wanna scare the children with my mondo shlong.
Mar 14th, 2003 01:31 PM
Anonymous She had a metal fence around her pool? :/

Was she a sim, and her owners trying to kill her?
Mar 14th, 2003 01:28 PM
soundtest when i was 10 i tried to impress this girl by jumping in her pool and i sliced my side open on her metal fence - she was freaking out and i was like no it's ok it looks worse than it is but she meant the blood in the pool
Mar 14th, 2003 01:08 PM
Protoclown I could probably deal with a swimming pool. But a lake or the ocean or anything deep enough that I can't see the bottom (or any giant sea monsters that are in it)...FUCK THAT!

But I just don't like the water much anyway, so I doubt I'll ever bother to learn how to swim.

I need SOLID GROUND underneath my feet. If I were meant to swim, I would have gills
Mar 14th, 2003 01:04 PM
glowbelly so did i.

the lifeguard had to rescue me because i was pulling myself out of the pool and my arms gave out and i smacked the underside of my chin on the side of the pool. i had to get 16 stitches. i was 3 and back in the water as soon as i was healed.
Mar 14th, 2003 01:00 PM
Protoclown Yeah, but if you panic, you sink. I've never been around water much. I'm not SCARED of it, but I'm not going to go out of my way to get in it. I'll avoid it if I can, because it makes me uneasy. Plus I hate being wet.

My sister almost drowned when she was a kid.
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