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Sep 23rd, 2004 08:57 AM
Supafly345 "How to force lightsabre's into your ass with confidence" was just a book released by them, it isn't the theme of the site.
Sep 23rd, 2004 05:21 AM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Its a site about how to have anal sex.
With LIGHTSABERS!

but then again, think about the logistics of that. Suppose you did just that, and you cauterized your asshole shut.

Wow, that's DEEP.
Sep 22nd, 2004 11:50 PM
hawaiian mage HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
Sep 22nd, 2004 04:23 PM
Supafly345 Its a site about how to have anal sex.
Sep 22nd, 2004 03:31 PM
Skulhedface Nope.
Sep 22nd, 2004 10:58 AM
Anonymous What the fuck is theforce.net? Some counterstrike appreciation site?
Sep 22nd, 2004 12:20 AM
Helm Man I'm telling you, you were funny.
Sep 21st, 2004 10:47 PM
Skulhedface Maybe it's because the time you used it and it became a quote, you'd spelled it as 'nutsuck'.

An unintentional misspelling did indeed make that even funnier, though. I suppose that very shortly, theforce.net message board regulars will be calling each other 'nutsuck' very shortly.
Sep 21st, 2004 10:29 PM
Anonymous I'm sad that I had to say that nutsack line about three times in history before it finally stuck as a catchphrase. ;<
Sep 21st, 2004 10:27 PM
ziggytrix silly helm, i was never funny.
Sep 21st, 2004 10:26 PM
nothing4buddha
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Originally Posted by Zorak790
ask her and not people on a message board.
i agree :/
Sep 21st, 2004 09:28 PM
Seven Force I love my quote. lol
Sep 21st, 2004 09:27 PM
Helm I remember a time ziggy was really funny. Not to say that I object to the more 'hi this is me' reality posts of his as of late, but there was a certain period that was really funny and I can't help but want more of that
Sep 21st, 2004 09:21 PM
ziggytrix Maybe if it were prosthetic.

Otherwise that wouldn't feel very mirthful. :/
Sep 21st, 2004 09:14 PM
Terra Oh man if I had a nutsack I would be pounding it in hilarious mirth and laughter
Sep 21st, 2004 09:11 PM
Anonymous But you're a girl and basically have to use screening methods to handle all the potential cocks so it's no sweat off your nipple.
Sep 21st, 2004 09:09 PM
Terra Oh man. If I were a guy I might be losing sleep over that.
Sep 21st, 2004 09:02 PM
ziggytrix We made out a few years ago when we were both on drugs at a rave party, and I'm pretty sure thats as romantic as we'll ever get. But she'd been gone to the Northeast for art school for a few years, so it was good to see her again, romantic interest or not.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:56 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Arg. But when the girl kisses you on the cheek who knows what it means!

This happened to me last weekend. Kissed me on my forehead (well would have been my forehead if I wasn't wearing a hat) before she left too. And I'm pretty sure she just thinks of me as a friend. Damn good thing she lives in another state, or I'd lose sleep over it, cuz she's beautiful, but an old friend!
That used to be a dirty trick I used when I wasn't able to tell the truth. I would kiss the guy's cheek or forehead and hope that it would elicit a favorable response and give me a reading as to what might be going on in his head, by the look on his face. Sometimes things would progress and sometimes it didn't.

But I still opt for telling guys how I feel about them if I feel THAT way.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:46 PM
Helm Could be, ziggy. Better start losing sleep over it.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:30 PM
Captain Goodtimes A girl that kisses on the forehead wants to wisk you away to a tropical island and live with you forever.

Duh.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:20 PM
ziggytrix Arg. But when the girl kisses you on the cheek who knows what it means!

This happened to me last weekend. Kissed me on my forehead (well would have been my forehead if I wasn't wearing a hat) before she left too. And I'm pretty sure she just thinks of me as a friend. Damn good thing she lives in another state, or I'd lose sleep over it, cuz she's beautiful, but an old friend!
Sep 21st, 2004 08:07 PM
CaptainBubba Kiss her on the cheek and smile at her. If she smiles back immediately kiss her again. If she paues, sees your smile, then smiles, do not kiss her again. If she begins to emulsify and/or shoot any shade of liquid from any orifice quickly appologize.

Seriously though a seemingly cute kiss on the cheek works wonders for finding out. Its not sexual unless she wants it to be and thats the beauty of it.

Though Suparfly is correct. Girl friends are the awesomeness especially when discussing serious matters. And f you're lucky enough to find one some of them like FPSs.
Sep 21st, 2004 07:38 PM
ziggytrix I think the most important question here is would you still want to be friends with her if she has no romantic interest in you, whatsoever, and no chance of sparking any such interest.

If you can answer that with a yes, then just tell her that, and if she doesn't feel like that about you, then you still have a cool friend.

If your answer to that question is no, then wouldn't you like to resolve this issue so you can spend your time stalking someone else (you creep)?
Sep 21st, 2004 06:13 PM
Supafly345 Again, I make an observation that girls seem to know nothing about girls. This isn't television, and there is no clear cut anything that is always the best choice. Being up front is good sometimes, but not in this situation.

David, if she is constantly wanting to hang out with you, like when you talk about a cool new movie she immediately says "wanna go see it?" even before she knows it is about death gore commandos that bleed pornography, that is a good sign that she likes your company more than an average friend. But if you don't do more than just play video games once or twice a week then you are stuck.

Or you could be a complete fucking moron, and kill off a perfectly good friend by reenforcing the theory that men can't have lady friends they don't intend to stick their dick into eventually. Shit, if she isn't interested you probably have an even sweeter deal because then you would have a friend that likes stupid things like you, but has that girly influence on you, which will probably make you slightly more attractive to future girls. Plus, friends of the opposite sex are much easier to get along with than those machismo "males" who hate having serious conversations with eachother.
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