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Sep 21st, 2004 08:40 PM
thebiggameover
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god you stupid ThisIsWitty. my mom allways makes ranch out of the power stuff.

Yeah I guess I am stupid you illiterate sack of shit.

Get out of your mom's house.
i am out of my moms house. been out for quite some time. sorry you cant say the same...
Sep 21st, 2004 08:36 PM
Seven Force
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This belongs in (AND FOOD) Forum, you ridiculous motherfuckers.
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Good call, I can't believe I didn't notice that.

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Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty
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Originally Posted by thebiggameover
god you stupid ThisIsWitty. my mom allways makes ranch out of the power stuff.

Yeah I guess I am stupid you illiterate sack of shit.

Get out of your mom's house.
You first.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:32 PM
ThisIsWitty
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Originally Posted by thebiggameover
god you stupid ThisIsWitty. my mom allways makes ranch out of the power stuff.

Yeah I guess I am stupid you illiterate sack of shit.

Get out of your mom's house.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:31 PM
Captain Goodtimes This belongs in (AND FOOD) Forum, you ridiculous motherfuckers.
Sep 21st, 2004 08:22 PM
thebiggameover god you stupid ThisIsWitty. my mom allways makes ranch out of the power stuff.

i have never seen milk in a bag. why the fuck do you put it in a bag in the first place?
Sep 21st, 2004 08:05 PM
ThisIsWitty
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Those crazy americans also carry packets of powdered ranch dip mix.
The only powdered or remotely powdered salad dressing I've ever even heard of is Italian. Ranch sounds like it would turn out nasty if it were to be reconstituted. Lumpy-like.


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they look at me like I just asked where they kept the square watermelons.
I have, however seen those. Especially towards the middle of summer. People get crazy with thier produce around that time of year.


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I've also noticed that only certain parts of north america now carry the "baggies" of milk that you snip open the corner of and put in a jug.
I'm guessing you mean powdered milk, too? What the fuck is it with you and powdered shit. It can't save THAT much money.


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The more south you go the more likey you are to be shot for asking for clamato juice. What in the great holy hell else would you use to make a ceasar with? tomato juice? that a bloody MARY, you pickup truck driving, tobacco spitting, black people hating mother fucker!

Clamato juice? What the hell is that shit? Whats a ceasar?! Something to do with a bloody mary? Do explain these crazy Canadian traditions.


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Canada and America should be the two countries that carry the exact same shit ALL the time, EVERYWHERE, for the EXACT same price.
Why not just combine all industries into one and place one of these super-stores in each neighborhood?
Sep 21st, 2004 02:46 PM
Seven Force Ranch is awesome. I love blue cheese though. lol
Sep 21st, 2004 02:43 PM
Command Prompt Ranch is awesome. Nothing reanimates leftovers like this nectar of the heavier set gods.
Sep 21st, 2004 12:30 PM
Seven Force Reply to Mr. Shhhh:

I don't think they can, although i'd want it to. See, it's not just USA and Canada that are different, but even sections of the US have diffferent products, and then different stores have their own products.
*shakes head*
Sep 21st, 2004 12:10 PM
The CD Rack of DOOM You know your drinks dont you shhh
Sep 21st, 2004 09:56 AM
Matt Harty yes i went to canada once and milk was in bags
Sep 21st, 2004 12:05 AM
Command Prompt
Dude, where's my ranch dip?

I've noticed some foodstuffs are very indeed localized. I have a certain affection for Hidden Valley Ranch and I resort to importing it from "little winnipeg" otherwise known as grand forks. Those crazy americans also carry packets of powdered ranch dip mix.

Apparantly, they don't exist in my country, or in this part of it, because I've gone into 3 different large grocery chains and when I ask for it, they look at me like I just asked where they kept the square watermelons. Jesus almighty, is powdered ranch dip just too fucking much to ask for? All I could end up finding is the premade stuff, which is sort of the same, but nowhere near as economical.

I've also noticed that only certain parts of north america now carry the "baggies" of milk that you snip open the corner of and put in a jug. Crazy? Indeed. The more south you go the more likey you are to be shot for asking for clamato juice. What in the great holy hell else would you use to make a ceasar with? tomato juice? that a bloody MARY, you pickup truck driving, tobacco spitting, black people hating mother fucker! AAAAAAAUGH! And around here its RYE whiskey, not BOURBON you MOTHERFUCKERS!

Canada and America should be the two countries that carry the exact same shit ALL the time, EVERYWHERE, for the EXACT same price.

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