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Oct 10th, 2004 07:49 PM
Anonymous This was almost as impressive as Mad Max's big entry!
Oct 10th, 2004 07:45 PM
Girl Drink Drunk "No, Gannon is the original from NES.
Ganon is his second cousin, well, technically he's his uncle, but they're only three years apart.
Then you got Ganondorf, who is their great grandfather, but the thing is he's really just barely related because see he was stationed in Japan back in the war and while he was there he fell in love with Gannon's great grandmother, after the child was born they moved to Hyrule, but then the next war was starting, and they shipped Ganon's grandma to an internment camp, where she died of typhoid. It's really sad actually, a very dark spot in Hyrules history. I think they even omit it from the text books today"
Sep 29th, 2004 02:44 AM
Father §p@z
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Originally Posted by Burger Lord
did the ancient Hebrews have the problem of magicly turning into pigs? Is that what happens when they eat shellfish?
Sep 28th, 2004 08:11 AM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by ThisIsWitty
So wait Gannon was in ALttP and Ganon was in OoT?

I always thought they were the same person wtf?
He's always been Ganon with one N.
Sep 28th, 2004 12:51 AM
al_thebastard No, Gannon is the original from NES.
Ganon is his second cousin, well, technically he's his uncle, but they're only three years apart.
Then you got Ganondorf, who is their great grandfather, but the thing is he's really just barely related because see he was stationed in Japan back in the war and while he was there he fell in love with Gannon's great grandmother, after the child was born they moved to Hyrule, but then the next war was starting, and they shipped Ganon's grandma to an internment camp, where she died of typhoid. It's really sad actually, a very dark spot in Hyrules history. I think they even omit it from the text books today.
Sep 27th, 2004 11:41 PM
ThisIsWitty So wait Gannon was in ALttP and Ganon was in OoT?

I always thought they were the same person wtf?
Sep 27th, 2004 11:36 PM
pjalne This thread has ruined my day. For real.
Sep 27th, 2004 10:52 PM
Crying Baby Jesus oyvay
Sep 27th, 2004 10:02 PM
Burger Lord did the ancient Hebrews have the problem of magicly turning into pigs? Is that what happens when they eat shellfish?
Sep 27th, 2004 09:09 PM
Father §p@z
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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus
my god do yu even read every post or just the first 11 posts then Reply?
Yes, I just don't like you. Also, Gannon can't be a Jew, because He turns into a pig, and jewish law forbids Jews from eating/becoming pigs.
Sep 27th, 2004 08:43 PM
Mr. Vagiclean EEGAGGADDD
Sep 27th, 2004 08:05 PM
Crying Baby Jesus my god do yu even read every post or just the first 11 posts then Reply?
Sep 27th, 2004 07:41 PM
Father §p@z
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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus
Ganon was a giand dog/rat thing wasnt he? i think he means Aghanim
He was a pig you retard.
Sep 27th, 2004 07:39 PM
James I can't believe you don't shut up.
Sep 27th, 2004 07:00 PM
Crying Baby Jesus the next one's supposed to be really dark toned and violent.
Sep 27th, 2004 01:28 PM
James None of this matters anyway, you know. The Zelda series has a story as coherent and consistent as a soap opera. In the next game, Ganondorf will be Link's father, and Zelda will be from an ancient race of Moblins with learning disabilities.
Sep 27th, 2004 11:42 AM
DeadKennedys Ganon is an evil pig demon.

Ganondorf is his human form.

Agahnim is only in A Link to the Past, and he helped bring Ganon into the world. The character Ganondorf didn't appear until OoT, before that there was only Ganon.

Sep 27th, 2004 08:50 AM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus
Aghanim was the wizard who broke the seal to release Ganon in link to the past
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe he is referring do GannonDORF, from OoT, not Ganon, from ALttP.

*saving Hickman some time*

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Originally Posted by Hickman
NERD!
Sep 26th, 2004 09:50 PM
Emu yeah stfu

and he was a pig
Sep 26th, 2004 07:24 PM
HickMan shut up nerd
Sep 26th, 2004 07:22 PM
Crying Baby Jesus Aghanim was the wizard who broke the seal to release Ganon in link to the past
Sep 26th, 2004 07:15 PM
HickMan fucking nerd
Sep 26th, 2004 06:27 PM
Crying Baby Jesus Ganon was a giand dog/rat thing wasnt he? i think he means Aghanim
Sep 26th, 2004 05:43 PM
HickMan I can't pronounce his name
Sep 26th, 2004 05:40 PM
Captain Goodtimes That's for stopping by Qlippoth.
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