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Oct 23rd, 2004 09:08 PM
theapportioner Update -
She and I have been going out for about a week and a half now. It's been hot. A tip - the straightest shot to a girl's heart is taking her to see Wagnerian opera at the Met.
Sep 30th, 2004 06:16 PM
kellychaos I once had a girl ... or should I say ... she once had me.
Sep 29th, 2004 06:45 PM
Mr. Vagiclean !



Sep 29th, 2004 03:49 PM
kellychaos People are dying to get into that anatomy class.
Sep 28th, 2004 12:35 AM
Sethomas I think my sister's GHA class had only two or three to a cadaver. I guess Grenada has no shortage of bodies. :/
Sep 27th, 2004 08:40 PM
Helm Man I'm never doing the I dissect women and keep the best pieces thing ever again. Mad max just ruined it.
Sep 27th, 2004 07:07 PM
Crying Baby Jesus chicks are for fags
Sep 27th, 2004 01:26 PM
Jixby Phillips man you guys are CRAZY
Sep 27th, 2004 08:52 AM
Terra Just invite the cadaver out for drinks too. This creates equanimity among all partners.

Congratulations apportioner. Your the hot one with TWO chix going after you.

Med students get all the fun.
Sep 27th, 2004 08:42 AM
AChimp Have any of you considered the cadaver's feelings during any of this?
Sep 27th, 2004 01:24 AM
theapportioner Ah yes that would be the other rational extreme...
Sep 27th, 2004 01:19 AM
executioneer threesome d00d
Sep 27th, 2004 12:48 AM
theapportioner Nah, grading is pass/fail. But we are study buddies/drinking buddies.

UPDATE - Now I know she likes me Of course there are still the layers of awkwardness to deal with, including the fact that ANOTHER anatomy lab partner of mine (six ppl to a cadaver) has a crush on ME. Tread carefully...
Sep 27th, 2004 12:15 AM
AChimp Maybe she is just using you to get good marks!
Sep 27th, 2004 12:09 AM
theapportioner Yeah. I mean, I'm a med student and have access (maybe not legally) to all sorts of modern anesthetics. Chloroform is a tad brutal.
Sep 26th, 2004 10:05 PM
Skulhedface Something tells me that's a problem Arrowx will never have.

Unless it's his shih-tzu.
Sep 26th, 2004 08:33 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Crying Baby Jesus
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Originally Posted by Mad Max
Why the fuck would you use chloroform? What are you too much of a fucking pussy, to punch her fucking face and drag her into the alley holding a fucking knife to her throat, telling her if she makes a fucking sound you'll cut her like a stuck fucking pig? And then RELEASING you seed into her fucking fuckhole after feeding off her FEAR? Thus proving that you're fucking in charge and she's just a fucking little whore placed on this goddamn planet for your demented amusement?

I want her to wake up one day PREGNANT!
Oh Well okay then. I usually just chop them up and play with their body parts afterwards, but to each is own. :/
Sep 26th, 2004 08:29 PM
Crying Baby Jesus
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Originally Posted by Mad Max
Why the fuck would you use chloroform? What are you too much of a fucking pussy, to punch her fucking face and drag her into the alley holding a fucking knife to her throat, telling her if she makes a fucking sound you'll cut her like a stuck fucking pig? And then RELEASING you seed into her fucking fuckhole after feeding off her FEAR? Thus proving that you're fucking in charge and she's just a fucking little whore placed on this goddamn planet for your demented amusement?

I want her to wake up one day PREGNANT!
Sep 26th, 2004 08:13 PM
HickMan and Godspeed
Sep 26th, 2004 08:13 PM
HickMan woah. LET'S GET BACK ON TOPIC. Good luck, theappointer.
Sep 26th, 2004 08:10 PM
Anonymous Why the fuck would you use chloroform? What are you too much of a fucking pussy, to punch her fucking face and drag her into the alley holding a fucking knife to her throat, telling her if she makes a fucking sound you'll cut her like a stuck fucking pig? And then RELEASING you seed into her fucking fuckhole after feeding off her FEAR? Thus proving that you're fucking in charge and she's just a fucking little whore placed on this goddamn planet for your demented amusement?

Sep 26th, 2004 07:57 PM
Terra Yes. For those occassions when your looks and personality aren't getting anywhere ...with the other guys.
Sep 26th, 2004 07:44 PM
HickMan VERY
Sep 26th, 2004 07:43 PM
HickMan HOW ORIGINAL AND OUTSTANDING IS THAT?!?!
Sep 26th, 2004 07:41 PM
Captain Goodtimes But arrow x, that would probably knock her..


oh i get it, rrrrrrraaaapppppeee
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