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| Oct 10th, 2004 04:03 AM | |
| BlueOatmeal | And the reason is YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU! |
| Oct 10th, 2004 03:47 AM | |
| sadie |
my son sings: "i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes." :eyetwitch |
| Oct 9th, 2004 12:07 AM | |
| Miss Modular |
i did it all for the nookie the nookie so you could take that cookie and stick it up your-yeah! stick it up your-yeah! Never made it as a wise man couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing this is how you remind me This one takes the cake, however. You didn't think you could beat red hat and constipated Jesus guy? Think again! The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello I've heard this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go |
| Oct 8th, 2004 12:51 PM | |
| slavemason |
Today I have the "going to commercial" jingle stuck in my head from some kids show (maybe an ABC affiliate). You know the one... After these messages, we'll be riiiiiight back. I hate myself. 
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| Sep 6th, 2004 11:55 PM | |
| ArrowX |
It’s not the right time to be sober Now the idiots have taken over Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership exceeding Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson, it’s really elementary The industrial revolution Has flipped the bitch on evolution The benevolent and wise are being cornered, ostracized, what a bummer The world keeps getting dumber Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason Darwin’s rollin over in his coffin The fittest are surviving much less often Now everything seems to be reversing, and it’s worsening Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool Now angry mob mentality’s no longer the exception, it’s the rule And I’m startin to feel a lot like charlton heston Stranded on a primate planet Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground With generals and the armies that obeyed them Followers following fables Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard There’s no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated Political scientists think the same one vote that some monkeys are inbred Majority rule, don’t work in mental institutions Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions What are we left with? A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists Who feel it’s their duty to populate the homeland Pass on traditions How to get ahead religions And prosperity be a symbol to culture The idiots are takin over |
| Sep 6th, 2004 10:18 PM | |
| DeadKennedys | If I traded it aaaaaalllllll... |
| Sep 4th, 2004 04:54 AM | |
| mubert |
whos that, now get out of here you fool get the fuck out uhh huh you ready? you goddamn better believe it then take your drawers off and work your legs open your ass up like a keg let me tap it, I must have it ooh furry fool you are mine ill drink your ass like wine and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead skeletor i know you groove and shake it so damn good and when you come on though my hood ill give you a piece of wood you furry fool I know and i will not disagree but theres one thing we dont like and starts with He man, oh no i dont know which way to run or turn dont worry skeletor your pants on fire my cock will burn my cocks on fire for more dick...you know skeletor yes, my head is so damn thick like yours no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur and if i rip it off you'd find a boy and call him her right? no skeletor thats not what i would do i would bend you over and shoot chocolate goo..in your asshole let me lie, let me tell the truth now who are you? i dont know lets break it true, now shake your ass come on beastman, shake your furry fur off i cant its made of fur, bitch well then whack me off grab your hairy palms, hairy hairy indeed there hairy as fuck, rake some leaves aww whatever you need now im drunk, we'll be in jail, but ill rape you master it never fails hes always got my ass on his mind and its short and fat and when he waxes me, he waxes all night long and that is that now beastman, beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes? your just a slut from down below in castle greyskull aww skeletor i shave my legs for you tonight and if you see my cock i hope you go at it right skeletor you made me do some coke im up all night and its no joke furry fool breakdance, take off your furry pants take off your high heels and put them in your ass now somebody is tip toeing and someone just came in and someones pretty fat, beastmans pretty thin Roar ive got aids, beastman aids, and ill spread it into every good boy and girl today watch me give you cumstains in your fucking drawers beastman watch your mouth we dont need that language anymore come on skeletor dont you want to see me work it now beastman show them how your gonna get my ass and plow now stick your cock inside like rake yohn fucking said that faggot fuckin douche bag only knows how to give head two men in bed his face is getting red ahhhh listen everything i fucking said beastman do you know how |
| Sep 4th, 2004 04:46 AM | |
| Dole |
Since the world began the girl expects the man to bring her tokens of his love Some bring bags of gold Their lady loves to hold And jewels bright as stars above But it seems my ideals are much higher So here's how people fills by heart desire 'furter sandwiches, 'furter sandwiches 'furter sandwiches, 'furter sandwiches I really don't care for candy Ice cream and custard But how I love hot dogs with mustard |
| Sep 4th, 2004 02:41 AM | |
| Captain Goodtimes |
FLASH AH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 09:27 PM | |
| Luchatein |
Somebody once told me The world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed My friend sings this every five days, the same amount of time it takes to get it out of my friggin head
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 06:36 PM | |
| Mad Melvin |
I’ve been lookin’ for freedom I’ve been lookin’ so long I’ve been lookin’ for freedom Still the search goes on I’ve been lookin’ for freedom Since I left my home town I’ve been lookin’ for freedom Still it can’t be found |
| Sep 3rd, 2004 04:20 PM | |
| FartinMowler |
come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
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| Sep 3rd, 2004 03:45 PM | |
| slavemason |
I-Mock with song. This thread is dedicated to all those shitty songs that you sing to piss people off. Whether it's Peter Cetera or Godsmack, you can really throw a monkeywrench in someone's day with such evil seeds. Through my nose, I'll sing for you... Just like a knight in shining armor From a long time ago Just in time I will save the day Take you to my castle far away. Helm, you know you hear that guitar solo coming, don't you ?
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