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Oct 14th, 2004 12:37 PM
sadie we-e-ell. . . i'm 5-5 and my baby's daddy is 5-8! and lucas weighed 7-7 and was 20-1/2 inches long. :O
Oct 14th, 2004 08:53 AM
Blue Two short people dont neccessarily(sp?) have a short kid. My mate is about 6'3 and his parent are 5'7 and 5'2. He used to threaten to beat up his dad cause he was taller then him at 13...
Oct 14th, 2004 08:17 AM
Terra I'll play, glowbelly.

tdblreed@aol.com

Given both of your heights, I would say that "she" will be around 5 lbs, 15 ounces and 18 inches long. Your due date is the 23rd of March (it's early and I haven't scrolled back to reread it)? I'll say that given it's your first and assuming your pretty active, "she" will arrive at 5:00 am on March 30th.

(I know you didn't ask about the sex or weight but they always do at the baby shower games)
Oct 14th, 2004 07:55 AM
glowbelly witty, if i had a foot long baby that weight 8.2 pounds it would be like a little basketball.

mcclain:

i'm a vegetarian, so that's peculiar enough, i guess.
shaved.
right, but i'm more comfy on my left...and with a pillow between my legs.

I NEED EMAIL ADDRESSES, FOLKS. THE POOL I SET UP DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WEIGHT/LENGTH. IT'S JUST GUESSING THE DAY AND TIME. SO GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IF YOU WANNA PARTICIPATE OR ELSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WIN ANY MONEY.
Oct 13th, 2004 09:29 PM
ThisIsWitty
Quote:
Originally Posted by McClain
Current Vagina Texture

Well don't that just beat all.
Oct 13th, 2004 09:08 PM
McClain In order to make an educated guess I'd have to know the following information:

Peculiar Eating Habits
Current Vagina Texture
Which Side You Sleep On
Oct 13th, 2004 07:29 PM
ThisIsWitty 4/1/05

Foot or so long (Whats an average length?)

And 8.2 lbs.
Oct 13th, 2004 03:43 PM
kellychaos So, when's the gynecological appointment pool going to start?
Oct 13th, 2004 03:26 PM
Rongi
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
my official due date is march 28, 2005.
holy shit that's my birthday!
Oct 13th, 2004 02:19 PM
glowbelly i lied. i need email addresses for anyone who wants to participate. you can either post them here, or pm me.

i'll probably just send invites out to people whose email addys i know. so yeah. k.
Oct 13th, 2004 01:52 PM
glowbelly i think i'm gonna set one up on babypool.com. the only downside is in order to participate you have to register. i'll try it and if it ends up being too much of a hassle for you folks, we'll scrap it and do it the old fashioned way.
Oct 13th, 2004 01:22 PM
mburbank Okay, I'm in for 3/23/05.

I'll figure out the rest later.
Oct 13th, 2004 01:13 PM
glowbelly only 5% of babies are born on their due dates. some say that first time moms go early, some say they go late. i figure if i give you how much weight i've gained, you can maybe deduce how much of that is baby and how much of it is boob, blood, placenta and just plain old fat.

i dunno how to determine length. i can tell you how tall i am and how tall bri is: me being ALMOST 5'5" and brian being 5'8". we're shorties...having a shorty...oh haha.

anyways, i'm gonna set this thing up. i think i read somewhere that there's an online service that does all of this stuff for you, but i'm not sure. i'll go look now.
Oct 13th, 2004 01:03 PM
FS I absolutely can't make logical estimate about stuff like this (or anything dealing with length, size or weight, for that matter), but I'll just poll my parents on my own stats as a baby and bet on those.
Oct 13th, 2004 11:16 AM
glowbelly my official due date is march 28, 2005.

i will totally use this money to purchase something for the child, even if it only amounts to enough for a package of diapers. every little bit will help.

side bets are encouraged, but i'm not sure how i can award them if they end up correct and i can't guarantee that i won't blame you forever if my child ends up with one of your strange predictions.

i will be finding out the sex of the baby in advance (november 5!!), so i can either include that bit of information to aid you in your guesses or i can hide it from all of you and you can try to guess that too.
Oct 13th, 2004 10:18 AM
mburbank I'm only kidding.


God Parenting is all dependant on how close you live, like being an Aunt or Uncle.
Oct 13th, 2004 10:00 AM
Terra I'll pay and play.

Will Godparents be able to access the forum, mburbank? I'm a Godparent of a four week old. Or will the new forum be based on the ability to document spawnage?
Oct 13th, 2004 09:44 AM
mburbank NOBODY IS SERIOUS BUT ME!

I think we need a private I-mockery parents forum. I think it should be visible but inaccessible, so that other mockers know that in addition to children and proven fertility (or the proven respectability to adopt) we have something they don't, ie. a forum.
Oct 13th, 2004 08:49 AM
Matt Harty Early college fund.
Oct 12th, 2004 01:29 PM
the_dudefather will your baby see any of this money?

Hmm?
Oct 12th, 2004 10:41 AM
Cosmo Electrolux Yeah! I'll bet she has a birthmark in the shape of Dick Chenney's sneer on her backside.....
Oct 12th, 2004 10:27 AM
mburbank Paypal hates me. I'll mail you a dollar. Betting on babies is fine with me.


I need to know your official due date to make my guess.


Can we guess voter things to for increased odds? I want to say she will have an extra finger on her left hand, slightly past the pinky, fully functional.
Oct 11th, 2004 01:26 PM
FS I'm always in for a bet, and I say Christmas, navy blue and dinosaur.
Oct 11th, 2004 11:26 AM
McMock Can we also bet on who the mother will be? LOL. It's you of course.
Oct 11th, 2004 11:25 AM
FartinMowler Babies poo different colours
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