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| Oct 12th, 2004 04:10 PM | |
| kellychaos | I certainly don't think he prohibits fetish behavior. He's been shitting on me for years. |
| Oct 12th, 2004 11:50 AM | |
| mburbank |
If the Romans had politely asked "May I please crucify you" I don't think he'd have said yes. And yet he made no attempt, supernormal or otherwise, to prevent them from doing it. There in lies the distinction. |
| Oct 12th, 2004 11:42 AM | |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
I think Jesus would call you fithy names and tell you how disgusting you are and how you're going to hell...then want you to tithe 10 percent of your salary and not say a fucking word about it.... No, really...he'd probably suck your dick, but he wouldn't let you stick it up his pooper. |
| Oct 12th, 2004 10:48 AM | |
| Preechr | Yeah... I don't see any "fine yet important religous distinctions" here... |
| Oct 12th, 2004 10:44 AM | |
| AChimp |
Don't evade the question!!!
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| Oct 12th, 2004 10:33 AM | |
| mburbank | There is a fine yet important religous distinction between letting someone do something and not stopping them from doing it. I think you are reading too much into 'turn the other cheek.' |
| Oct 11th, 2004 03:45 PM | |
| kellychaos | Yeah, but then he may be forced to move to a different heaven if word got out. |
| Oct 11th, 2004 02:35 PM | |
| Emu | If you asked him that, he'd probably think you wanted to feed his donkey. |
| Oct 11th, 2004 02:26 PM | |
| McMock | Of course not. Jesus was probably very much against homosexuality. He was married you know. But it is a funny question. |
| Oct 10th, 2004 03:33 PM | |
| the_dudefather | jesus diddnt have an ass, he is incapible of creating vile excrement. |
| Oct 10th, 2004 12:12 PM | |
| Spectre X |
I bet he would. With all that "love your fellow man" stuff. And the long hair. I bet he actually meant "love your fellow man  "
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| Oct 10th, 2004 12:12 PM | |
| Killer Manatee |
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| Oct 10th, 2004 11:16 AM | |
| AChimp |
Would Jesus let you put it in his ass? You know... I was just wondering... :/ |
