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[QUOTE=Rongi;271470]I got this side splitter in my email today from my sister

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??????????????????

GEORGE W BUSH
       We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
       to
       know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
       is either against
       us, or for us.  There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
       Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
       image of
       the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
       We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
       been
       allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
       Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
       it!

RALPH NADER
       The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been
       polluted by
       unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
       habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
       wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
       To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
       I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
       getting
       a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out
       there
       is already forming a support group to help chickens with
       crossing-the-road
       syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real
       Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax
       dollars.
       And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the
       government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
       No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
       a
       standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
       dropped to a certain level.
       No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS
       Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
       the
       chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
       To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
       I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
       without
       having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
       In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
       Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
       enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
       Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
       the
       chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it
       experienced a
       serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long
       dream
       of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
       Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
       peace.

ARISTOTLE
       It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
       It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
       What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
       To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
       The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
       road
       reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
       I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
       but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
       checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
       Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
       the
       chicken?

BILL CLINTON
       I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
       of
       chicken?

AL GORE
       I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS
       Did I miss one?

I wish there was a nice way to say "quit fucking sending me this dumb shit"[/QUOTE]

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Oct 14th, 2004 07:48 PM

Sam

Mister Sarcastic, your timing is impecable.

Oct 14th, 2004 07:46 PM

Jixby Phillips

lol

Oct 14th, 2004 07:35 PM

Mister Sarcastic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

HURRY SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING SARCASTIC

Oct 14th, 2004 07:23 PM

Jixby Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi

quick, someone quote the above post and say something someone already said in this thread cause you know, that's fucking hillarious. it's so funny i pounded at my knees till they split inhalf because it's that fucking funny hahahahaha

Well *now* you're quoting me

Oct 14th, 2004 07:19 PM

ThisIsWitty

This whole thread is a side splitter!

Oct 14th, 2004 07:05 PM

Matt Harty

Keep in mind what you're freaking out about.

Oct 14th, 2004 07:04 PM

Rongi

but i'm trying to be funny like you! and i tried to a whole new spin on the "post the person's sig" but i guess i failed!

Oct 14th, 2004 07:02 PM

Matt Harty

Quit making a fool of yourself.

Oct 14th, 2004 07:02 PM

Rongi

Kitten Mittens!!!!

Oct 14th, 2004 07:00 PM

Matt Harty

You're the one who felt like stalking me in mock wars to say you hate me fagbag.

Oct 14th, 2004 07:00 PM

Rongi

i guess you and your fag squad of fags are going to follow me around and post such funny things like what it currently says in my sig and the posts in other threads that i said

Oct 14th, 2004 06:59 PM

ScruU2wice

matt harty, sidebar!

Oct 14th, 2004 06:58 PM

Matt Harty

Uh oh Rongi's being serious with the "you're seriously a prick/asshole/jerk matt harty" tough talk.

Oct 14th, 2004 06:56 PM

ScruU2wice

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Oct 14th, 2004 06:55 PM

Matt Harty

LOL THANKS JEANETTE

Oct 14th, 2004 06:55 PM

Rongi

oh well guys too slow i'll have to do it

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan

yeah Matt Harty, that is REALLY funny

NOT

Hilarious. Really.

Oct 14th, 2004 06:54 PM

Matt Harty

HURRY SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING SARCASTIC

Oct 14th, 2004 06:54 PM

Rongi

quick!

Oct 14th, 2004 06:51 PM

Rongi

Oct 14th, 2004 06:46 PM

HickMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

god you're a prick

yeah Matt Harty, that is REALLY funny

NOT

Oct 14th, 2004 06:37 PM

Matt Harty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

yeah rongi, this is REALLY funny

NOT

god you're a prick

Oct 14th, 2004 06:32 PM

Rongi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

yeah rongi, this is REALLY funny

NOT

I just wanted to make yall laugh

s and it blew up in my face

s

dont look at me!

Oct 14th, 2004 06:28 PM

Big McLargehuge

LOL THANKS JEANETTE

Oct 14th, 2004 06:21 PM

Jixby Phillips

yeah rongi, this is REALLY funny

NOT

Oct 14th, 2004 04:34 PM

Mike

Hilarious. Really.

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