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Oct 24th, 2004 10:42 AM | |
executioneer | CURSE YOU |
Oct 24th, 2004 10:07 AM | |
MetalMilitia |
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Oct 24th, 2004 07:54 AM | |
pjalne |
This is your last chance, Militia. ![]() |
Oct 23rd, 2004 12:05 AM | |
Anonymous | No i mean it had the Michael Jackson's, then underneath that the gamecube logo and swoop then underneath that the imagery. |
Oct 22nd, 2004 07:14 PM | |
executioneer | a little lower |
Oct 22nd, 2004 06:34 PM | |
MetalMilitia |
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Oct 22nd, 2004 05:43 PM | |
Anonymous | okay that was seriously almost exactly what it looked like except it said 'michael jackson's' over the whole gamecube logo and swoop thing |
Oct 22nd, 2004 05:23 PM | |
Matt Harty | lol |
Oct 22nd, 2004 05:00 PM | |
FS | Good God |
Oct 22nd, 2004 02:55 PM | |
MetalMilitia |
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Oct 22nd, 2004 01:44 PM | |
Anonymous | oh wait I forgot to mention that the cover art for Michael Jackson's Jixby Phillips: The Game looked like a gamecube game. Thought you all should know! |
Oct 22nd, 2004 01:43 PM | |
Anonymous |
I had to run downstairs to type this up after I woke up. I don't remember any of this now. ![]() |
Oct 22nd, 2004 11:29 AM | |
pjalne | Please tell me he was wearing the breadslice all the time. |
Oct 22nd, 2004 11:19 AM | |
Jixby Phillips |
This sounds exactly like something I would do ![]() |
Oct 22nd, 2004 11:10 AM | |
Anonymous |
Jixby Phillips' Michael Jackson: The Movie I had a dream last night that I went to Blockbuster and found two movies right next to each other: Jixby Phillips' Michael Jackson: The Movie, and its sequel, Michael Jackson's Jixby Phillips: The Game. So here's what they were like. Jixby Phillips' Michael Jackson: The Movie Don't remember anything, but at the end MJ is face-down on the ground next to Jixby. They're on a luxury boat somewhere in a room. Michael Jackson's Jixby Phillips: The Game No time has passed since the last one. A suited waiter arrives through a door with an antique phone on a pillow. Jixby answers. JX: Hello? MJ: Hi, Jixby! JX: *gasp* Michael Jackson! Camera & Jixby look over their shoulder to where Michael was, where there is now just smoke. JX: Hey, Michael! Wanna play a game? MJ: You're on! They both hang up and Jixby heads to a bathroom to comb his hair, only to find out there's a lock in the middle of his forehead that just won't behave! The audience dies with laughter as he tried to comb it up, and eventually settles for bringing that side of his hair down over it to cover it up. Jixby says something about how he looks like a 90210 star now. Jixby heads to the back of the luxury liner to a public bathroom, where he meets MJ by a line of toilets in the back. MJ says something about going to play, and hoists Jixby in the air at the toilet. Before he touches the water, MJ hits the plunger and Jixby is magically whisked away somewhere. Then, michael tries it and just lands in the water. Laugh track goes nuts. After a few plunger hits, MJ finally goes down with it. Now they're both floating in this big room with three exits. MJ explains that the third is where they just came from, the first is his clubhouse, and the second is at the top of the tallest skyscraper in the city, where him and the other magical people try to fire out priceless and unique items to see what can get the highest. Now we're on the ground in front of the skyscraper and some fat guy with a bunch of albums is ejected from the top and lands to the ground with a big thud, cracking the pavement and destroying his vinyls. Crowd laughs. But Jixby has a secret weapon and brandishes some CD that no-one else has at the man, who is amazed. I don't remember anything else ;< |