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Oct 27th, 2004 04:24 PM
kellychaos Relevance is ma bitch, pimpin'! Recognize. Holla, y'all!!
Oct 27th, 2004 04:03 PM
Emu I wonder if Relevance has come to enjoy being repeatedly butt-thrusted by kellychaos.
Oct 27th, 2004 03:59 PM
kellychaos Burps are mouth-farts.
Oct 27th, 2004 10:50 AM
Terra That's not MOMMY talk, Missy!!

Seriously, maybe it's just how he says "hello" nowadays. There are lots of rituals that go on after people reach their year mark and beyond. He probably just wants to experiment. Try different approaches and whatnot. Variety. A few thrills. I'd let it go.

Unless he gets a bang out of it then I'd do what glow says.
Oct 27th, 2004 10:15 AM
glowbelly by the way, i'd flick the bitch in the nutsack and then offer to slap it if he ever does that again.
Oct 27th, 2004 05:44 AM
Supafly345 It really shoulden't be something to be offended by. In fact, HE should be the one offended for you hating such a gift, it is very flattering.
In Kerblakistan, in fact, a belch is a rare thing because of their dense food, and if a man has to belch he would hold an entire day so he could present it to his wife at the end of the day. Being able to time it correctly so that it comes out during a kiss, or even sex, is a talent that they have to practice years for in order to preform right. You should be thankful for living in America where men can burp in their loved-one's faces whenever they want.
Oct 26th, 2004 05:58 PM
Anonymous That's the strangest spelling of 'Prego' I think I've ever seen.
Oct 26th, 2004 05:51 PM
DamnthatDavid
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i hate you.
That's your prerogative.
Oct 26th, 2004 05:46 PM
glowbelly yeah RIGHT
Oct 26th, 2004 02:57 PM
Ihach I'm sorry, but are like 90% of the people missing the fact that this is about chojin?
Oct 26th, 2004 01:37 PM
MLE i hate you.
Oct 26th, 2004 01:49 AM
DamnthatDavid Seriously, I believe it would all depend on his reaction after he belched. If he said right away "Excuse me, sorry about that"
And just looks embarassed about it, then it was just an accident.

If he laughs, or smiles, and thinks the entire thing was humorous, then that is different. Demand a apology, if he gives one right away, keep him.
If he gets defensive, dump his ass.
Oct 25th, 2004 11:48 PM
MLE you're one of the aforementioned.
Oct 25th, 2004 11:48 PM
Burger Lord does that actually suprise you? ..holy shit...
Oct 25th, 2004 11:46 PM
ziggytrix this whole damn forum is a brilliant idiot magnet
Oct 25th, 2004 11:24 PM
whoreable I know geez let it go he burped! God! It was just a burp!
Oct 25th, 2004 11:20 PM
Anonymous I had no idea this thread would be a brilliant idiot magnet.
Oct 25th, 2004 11:18 PM
Burger Lord If he truely is a man, and has balls, he will burp....you will have to accept that we ALL burp. Sometimes in stressful moments it gets hard to hold it back, probably won't be the last time it happens....
Oct 25th, 2004 11:12 PM
whoreable
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Originally Posted by weirdie
Actually yeah I do. I've had my boyfriend burp while kissing me and it's not that big of a deal. What are you, Catholic or something?
god at least there is one sensible person in the group

GEEZ!
Oct 25th, 2004 11:01 PM
MLE I THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA. I TIHNK IS DID TOO. I'LL GET RIGHT ON THIS PROBLEM
Oct 25th, 2004 10:20 PM
Perndog Oh, hi MLE.

I say just burp back. Then you're even until he does it again.
Oct 25th, 2004 10:07 PM
MLE so far perndog has been the only help. c'mon guys.
Oct 25th, 2004 10:06 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by Terra
Belching during a kiss is hardly grounds for dismissal. But farting during a blowjob is crossing a line and I'd bounce him out the door if he did that.

Or light up his fart and see what pretty colors come out of his ass.

Your call either way.


Hey, blowjobs are relaxing. Sometimes you can't help letting one slip.

Oct 25th, 2004 09:50 PM
Chaotic_Squirrel wat is it w/ u & rape?
Oct 25th, 2004 09:41 PM
MLE
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