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Nov 23rd, 2004 03:33 AM
Anonymous BUMP THIS FUCKING THREAD FUCKTARDS!
Nov 12th, 2004 11:45 PM
Burger Lord if the Government didn't give me cheese every month, I would probably steal it too
Nov 12th, 2004 06:30 PM
the_dudefather stealing cheese is the ultimate crime, if the police (or 'pigs' as they affectionatly call themselves) bust down your door, eat dozens of packets of cheese and the evidence is gone!
Nov 12th, 2004 04:35 PM
Rongi Welcome to the jungle
Nov 12th, 2004 04:34 PM
GADZOOKS Whoops didn't scroll all the way down
Nov 12th, 2004 04:33 PM
GADZOOKS I think the british are behind this.
Nov 12th, 2004 09:41 AM
RedLeader01 What has the world come to where dumb fucks have to steal cheese? Must be a British thing.
Nov 5th, 2004 09:48 PM
Dr. V
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
takeaway = take-out restaurant

quid = an english pound
Thats all I wanted to know. Thank you.
Nov 5th, 2004 07:47 AM
FartinMowler I'm not going to say anything because I want to see what happens
Nov 5th, 2004 07:00 AM
DeadKennedys takeaway = take-out restaurant

quid = an english pound
Nov 5th, 2004 04:25 AM
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Nov 5th, 2004 01:12 AM
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Nov 5th, 2004 01:03 AM
Dr. V What the hell is a takeaway and a quid?
Nov 4th, 2004 10:31 PM
Rongi great
Nov 4th, 2004 10:14 PM
Burger Lord The cheese is the best character of the show. The cheese is better than the salami and the bologna combined!
Nov 4th, 2004 04:43 PM
the_dudefather
local takeaway use stolen cheese!

so anyway i was in the local takeaway (the casa express) which is run by a bunch of comedy french guys, waiting for a pizza order.

suddenly 2 shifty looking guys come in with a plastic carrier bag. they ask the owner working at the counter did he want to buy some cheese (which the carrier bag was full of), he agreed to give them 10 quid for it.

clearly the cheese was just stolen from the tesco around the corner by a bunch of guys wanting a quick buck (or pound in this case) but that diddnt matter.

the question is: should i trust a place which uses stolen cheese, or is cheese laundering a victimless crime?

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