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Dec 2nd, 2004 10:08 AM | ||
Matt Harty |
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Dec 2nd, 2004 09:47 AM | ||
Phunman |
Phunman was on the bus and this girl weinked at Him and HE knew that when she saw HM her world was forver chanded when she sawe HIM. BUT BEING A BALC GOD OF PHUN PhunmAN HAD TO SACRAFICE HER BODY TO EDDIE! WHEN THE PRIEST COMES TO RERAD ME MY LAST RITES! |
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Dec 1st, 2004 09:27 PM | ||
The One and Only... |
Would you just... shut up? Seriously? Can we ban this retard for ruining every thread he enters? |
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Dec 1st, 2004 08:40 PM | ||
Phunman |
ISSUE 2 should be about EDDIE And how he is the undead god ofall that is PHUN! AND IRON MAIDEN!!! BEcasue OAO IS A faggot and EDIIE WILL DESTROY HIM! HOLY SMOKES!HOLY SMOKES!HOLY SMOKES! |
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Dec 1st, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
mischief | chojin! move this to mock wars! | |
Dec 1st, 2004 05:51 PM | ||
The One and Only... | Issue 2 will be whenever I feel like making it, if ever, considering I didn't exactly get crazy good reviews. | |
Dec 1st, 2004 05:20 PM | ||
FS | Rights for animals! Preposterous! Suppose if all these delicious animals could legislate against vacation from my plate to... to my... moufwaaghhhahhhhhh. | |
Dec 1st, 2004 05:11 PM | ||
Matt Harty |
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awwwwwwwwwwww :< |
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Dec 1st, 2004 04:08 PM | ||
Emu | so when's issue 2 | |
Dec 1st, 2004 04:06 PM | ||
The One and Only... | He has to be a character. | |
Nov 30th, 2004 11:22 PM | ||
McMock | The only funny thing about your jokes is you. | |
Nov 30th, 2004 09:43 PM | ||
Phunman |
WHEN THE PRISET COMES TO READ ME MY LAST RITES! I TAKE ALOOK AT THE BARS AND THE LAST SITEGS! OF A WOLRLD THAT HAS GON VERY WRONG TO ME! CAN THEER BE SOME SORT FO ERROER! HARD TO STOP THE SURMONTIG TERROR! IS IT RELLY THE END NOT SOME CRAZY DREAEM! |
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Nov 30th, 2004 08:29 PM | ||
The One and Only... |
I don't think my series of articles would be very successful. Nevermind. |
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Nov 30th, 2004 04:14 PM | ||
Dr. Fu |
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Nov 30th, 2004 04:12 PM | ||
MetalMilitia |
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Nov 30th, 2004 04:08 PM | ||
Bass | You're not dead yet phunman? | |
Nov 30th, 2004 04:07 PM | ||
Phunman |
OAO is a fccking faggot and he need sto be eated by EDDIE while IRON MAIDEN roocks in the backgroudn woth terrifing PHUN! INVADARZ! |
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Nov 28th, 2004 01:56 PM | ||
GADZOOKS |
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A ROG BLOG ![]() |
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Nov 28th, 2004 12:13 PM | ||
EisigerBiskuit | Not really. nothing to new | |
Nov 28th, 2004 11:59 AM | ||
MetalMilitia |
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Nov 28th, 2004 11:56 AM | ||
The One and Only... |
OAO takes on the world - Ed. 1: Animal Rights OAO takes on the world is intended to be a series of rants, created in various forms, about whatever is pissing me off lately. Many of them may be written in a Maddox-esque style, others satirical, and some in a completely different direction. And yes, the title is a pun; OAO takes on the world, as in, I'm taking on the world, but also as in the views are unique. Ed. 1: Animal Rights Animals as citizens? Animals rights activists in the Washington, D.C. area are launching an initiative to have animals be considered citizens. "Our current system isn't right," says Jane Dumbass, one of the first to join the effort. "Animals are living creatures, too, and they deserve just as much respect as people. We have to strike at the root if we want to get rid of meat food products and domestication. Plus, withholding citizenship from them is nothing but pure discrimination." The activists recognize that they can never get Congress to pass legislation in the near future, so their main goal is to get large amounts of funding in order to support a number of lawsuits aimed at getting equal rights for animals. In many of these cases, the victim is an animal who is purportedly not being granted their constitutional rights. "The key is in understanding what our founding fathers meant by terms like men," says lawyer Max Manybucks. "We intend to argue that men should and can be used to refer to all living creatures, rather than just humanity, along with a few other key points." The activists feel that along with full citizenship (which includes animal suffrage), animals should benefit from Affirmative Action. "Let face it," says McCormick, "animals are an extreme minority in the workplace. This is nothing but sheer bigotry on the part of corporate America." Critics of the animal rights movement have said little in response to this initiative, saying that it speaks for itself. |