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Dec 6th, 2004 07:14 PM | ||
kellychaos | I have felt the pressure of God's great penis against my rectum. He never entered because, I believe, he thought that I wasn't ready. | |
Dec 6th, 2004 06:20 PM | ||
KevinTheOmnivore |
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Dec 6th, 2004 04:53 PM | ||
El Blanco | I assure you I am indeed male. | |
Dec 6th, 2004 12:02 PM | ||
Dole | More people should refer to God as 'Kevin'. | |
Dec 6th, 2004 10:07 AM | ||
FS | I hate it when people refer to God as "she". I can so imagine them looking smug and then nodding to their Spice Girls poster. | |
Dec 6th, 2004 10:06 AM | ||
AChimp |
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=60 SPAM ![]() |
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Dec 6th, 2004 09:31 AM | ||
ziggytrix |
Cuz the Bible says He's our Heavenly FATHER, not mother. Geeze, you're pretty dumb. ![]() |
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Dec 6th, 2004 09:20 AM | ||
Immortal Goat |
God's Penis Why does everyone always call God a "he"? I know at least one person on this board who calls It a "She", but that is besides the point. Who here (aside from Vince, but he doesn't come around that much) has seen God's Penis? How do you know that It is a He? Think of it this way. If God is a He, that makes Him imperfect, because no perfect creature would have nuts that could be kicked. |