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| Dec 6th, 2004 08:14 PM | ||
| kellychaos | I have felt the pressure of God's great penis against my rectum. He never entered because, I believe, he thought that I wasn't ready. | |
| Dec 6th, 2004 07:20 PM | ||
| KevinTheOmnivore |
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| Dec 6th, 2004 05:53 PM | ||
| El Blanco | I assure you I am indeed male. | |
| Dec 6th, 2004 01:02 PM | ||
| Dole | More people should refer to God as 'Kevin'. | |
| Dec 6th, 2004 11:07 AM | ||
| FS | I hate it when people refer to God as "she". I can so imagine them looking smug and then nodding to their Spice Girls poster. | |
| Dec 6th, 2004 11:06 AM | ||
| AChimp |
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=60 SPAM 
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| Dec 6th, 2004 10:31 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
Cuz the Bible says He's our Heavenly FATHER, not mother. Geeze, you're pretty dumb. 
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| Dec 6th, 2004 10:20 AM | ||
| Immortal Goat |
God's Penis Why does everyone always call God a "he"? I know at least one person on this board who calls It a "She", but that is besides the point. Who here (aside from Vince, but he doesn't come around that much) has seen God's Penis? How do you know that It is a He? Think of it this way. If God is a He, that makes Him imperfect, because no perfect creature would have nuts that could be kicked. |
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