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Dec 6th, 2004 09:45 PM
ItalianStereotype plus it's like 70 degrees out here and -34895yq34975q9023847893427598745lhk everywhere else.
Dec 6th, 2004 09:14 PM
McClain NEWS FLASH: Every state sucks. I don't know why everyone thinks their respective state is so special. I've spent a good amount of time in most coastal states and was raised in the Midwest. THEY ALL SUCK!
NYC fucks think they're so fuckin' tough, I'll roll every single one of those pussies with my hands behind my back.
California was full of assholes and overpriced EVERYTHING. If you weren't being barraged by Hippies you had to push through all the Trendies in their Urban Outfitters clothing. Oy fuck.
Indiana was boring as fuck. There was nothing to do.
Illinois is just like Indiana, 'cept their only saving grace is Chicago. (The best big city in the fuckin world, fuck NYC and LA. You two chities can sink/burn, respectively)
Hawaii was fuckin' awesome, but the locals were dumber than a box of shit.
Maryland was useless. "COME LIVE HERE! WE'RE CLOSE TO D.C.!"
D.C. is hell on earth. Only a masochist would live there.

That leaves me with Texas. The state I currently occupy. It's not that bad. Sure, the weather sucks and there are plenty of right-wing retards, but I love this atmosphere because the liberals hate it. (I just came from Cali and I hate left-wing hippies - see above.)
Dec 6th, 2004 09:01 PM
Fahrenheit 1337 Same here, except it would depend on who raped me.
Dec 6th, 2004 08:57 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by rockets redglare
Boston is quite possibly the only place in the country that is worse than Texas. The rest of the states below the Mason-Dixon are a close runner up though.
As much as I don't like Boston as a city, I'd rather be raped in a back alley of Boston than spend a life of luxury in Texas.
Dec 6th, 2004 08:54 PM
bigtimecow
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Originally Posted by Carnivore
Boston worse than Texas? Are you high? Texas and the rest of the Deep South should be razed and the earth salted.
hell yeah brotha.
Dec 6th, 2004 07:09 PM
kellychaos If you're going to play in Texas, you've got to have a fiddle in the band.
Dec 6th, 2004 03:49 PM
ziggytrix Man, it's great - I don't even need my jacket today.

Which is really good, since all my cold weather clothes are still in storage.
Dec 6th, 2004 01:31 PM
rockets redglare I suppose you're right. My hatred for Boston is merely founded by the horrible traffic conditions I experience during a recent visit. As a result, this hatred will eventually fade, while Texas will remain the doudenum of the country forever.
Dec 6th, 2004 12:57 PM
Sacks Remember the Alamo!
Dec 6th, 2004 12:37 PM
Carnivore Boston worse than Texas? Are you high? Texas and the rest of the Deep South should be razed and the earth salted.
Dec 6th, 2004 12:34 PM
sadie i never said that!
Dec 6th, 2004 12:31 PM
rockets redglare Boston is quite possibly the only place in the country that is worse than Texas. The rest of the states below the Mason-Dixon are a close runner up though.
Dec 6th, 2004 12:27 PM
ItalianStereotype
who says it's bad to live in Texas?

Texas weather:

Today
Dec 06 Few Showers 75°/49° 60 %

Meanwhile, in Boston:

Today
Dec 06 Snow Shower 34°/30° 50 %

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