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Mar 18th, 2005 06:40 PM
OAO Returns Nah.
Mar 16th, 2005 12:47 AM
MLE lol
Mar 15th, 2005 08:23 PM
MetalMilitia me too. mabey he was in a fencing accident preventing him from ever using the Internet again
Mar 15th, 2005 07:18 PM
MLE i think that OAO needs to come back and update us on what he's been doing recently.
Mar 13th, 2005 11:33 PM
Lotida I agree. Going door to door on a first date is not too fun!!
Mar 13th, 2005 09:23 PM
Galvatron Do not date a Jehovah's witness unless you happen to be one or believe in something VERY close to it. I learned this one the hard way
Mar 13th, 2005 07:47 PM
Rongi you dont say
Mar 13th, 2005 07:32 PM
Lotida
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you would however ban lotida in a heartbeat
Rongi, now that you've joined the black gang, and became part of Matt Harty's peeps, you'd think u'd be a little more nicer!
Mar 13th, 2005 04:09 PM
Anonymous No, we need a suitable mate for NOT Jixby Phillips or he'll get surly and not play with the others.
Mar 13th, 2005 04:02 PM
Rongi you would however ban lotida in a heartbeat
Mar 13th, 2005 04:01 PM
Anonymous I would never ban OAO, for the record
Mar 13th, 2005 03:27 PM
Lotida Look around here.......that can't be the reason! :/
Mar 13th, 2005 12:38 PM
AChimp Maybe it was for being an insufferable twit and a loser to boot.
Mar 13th, 2005 12:20 PM
ziggytrix There's a sort of unwritten rule that if you make an "I'm leaving" post that a mod may ban you to help you stick to that resolution... that's the only reason I can think of that he'd have been banned.
Mar 13th, 2005 11:37 AM
Lotida Who would ban OAO? He was the funniest dude on here!!
Mar 13th, 2005 03:57 AM
ziggytrix !!!

i think he quit (or got banned?) tho, so it prolly won't do you much good
Mar 12th, 2005 10:20 PM
Lotida I need an update!!!!!!!
Jan 10th, 2005 05:37 PM
kellychaos He IS a persistent lil' cuss.
Jan 9th, 2005 11:36 PM
Anonymous as long as you don't camp the girls' bathroom for spawns
Jan 9th, 2005 10:28 PM
The One and Only...
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Thanks. That advice will come in handy with recent events.
Are you going to enlighten us?
I did in the Frustrating thread. There are some freshman chicks that kinda like me, now. Of course, I think one of them might be... loose. In any case, I need the experience.
Jan 9th, 2005 10:17 PM
Sojourn Perhaps Mr. OAO has an odd sense of self destructing humor. This behavior can only be counterproductive. Can you up the medication somewhat, Mr Only?
Jan 9th, 2005 10:59 AM
Legion Yes we would also like to know about your further misadventures in the relationship department Mr. OAO.

We have been reading through some of the old threads here, and we have to say while we do not understand your need to ask the advice of those who would only taunt your relationship failures, we are intrigued by your refusal to give up trying...
Jan 8th, 2005 10:38 PM
Lotida
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Thanks. That advice will come in handy with recent events.
Are you going to enlighten us?
Jan 8th, 2005 08:49 PM
The One and Only... Thanks. That advice will come in handy with recent events.
Jan 8th, 2005 07:52 PM
Perndog I'm feeling remarkably charitable. Be grateful.

Jack, in high school, "I like you" or "I have a crush on you" is something you let a girl know AFTER the first date or two. It works the other way around. A girl has a crush on a guy and maybe she gets him. Guys who have crushes on girls and let it show NEVER get them except out of pity. You just have to figure out how to make the girl you're secretly interested in start liking you before you let on (to ANYONE) that you're secretly interested.

The other good option (better, if you have enough opportunities) is to ask a girl out (will you go out with me sometime?, NOT will you have my children?) as soon as you meet her before there's any bullshit about friendship or who has a crush on whom or whatever. If you don't ever meet new girls, then you've got to do something about that too, but first things first, eh?

No matter how much you analyze a situation, no one else involved is going to care. It doesn't matter if you have "a nice personality" (which is a euphemism for "you're creepy" half the time) or if you demonstrate blazing intellect. It doesn't even really matter what you look like. As long as the girl involved is over 12 years old, all that matters is that the thought of you triggers that part of her brain that makes her panties wet. You will not ever convince someone to start liking you, and unless you have several years to change a situation, you are defined forever in the mind of any given female by the first strong impression you make. In all of the situations you've described, your first strong impression has obviously been "creepy nerd." Figure out how to change that to "sexy nerd" or better yet, drop the nerd part altogether, and they'll just fall into your lap.
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