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Dec 12th, 2004 07:57 PM
hix1122 Id buy you one Mockery, but you would fuck it up like bender did... BUT THEN YOU WOULD MEET GOD
Dec 12th, 2004 07:55 PM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by pissed off salesman
just do what I did, put a fire ant colony in a jar. Then you can open up the jar and put in rats for your ants to eat, or put in bull ants for them to battle with!
Now that sounds fun. And it's cheaper.
Dec 12th, 2004 07:46 PM
pissed off salesman just do what I did, put a fire ant colony in a jar. Then you can open up the jar and put in rats for your ants to eat, or put in bull ants for them to battle with!
Dec 12th, 2004 12:44 AM
Big McLargehuge what the fuck, this is just sea monkeys for the lazy
Dec 12th, 2004 12:38 AM
Mockery Goddamnit McClain, that post of yours cracked me up.


































...and I still want an EcoSphere
Dec 11th, 2004 12:42 PM
kellychaos
Dec 11th, 2004 12:41 PM
McClain DO NOT teach your EcoSphere to speak.
Dec 11th, 2004 12:36 PM
liquidstatik omg im going to teach them to speak! ;x
Dec 11th, 2004 11:31 AM
McClain DO NOT shake it, drop it, or otherwise treat EcoSphere roughly - it is someone's home.
DO NOT overexpose your EcoSphere to light.
HEY! I SAID DO NOT shake your EcoSphere!
DO NOT lube your EcoSphere with sexual jelly and insert EcoSphere in your buttox.
DO NOT cry to EcoSphere about how you have no friends and this world of micro organisms is the only thing to touch your penis in the past 3 years.
DO NOT show EcoSphere pictures of your Jewish internet friends.
DO NOT allow EcoSphere to roll in to the kitchen for a late-night snack.
DO NOT let EcoSphere coerce you in to going to the mall for some "DDR fun."
DO NOT put a wig on your EcoSphere and place it on the back of a donkey.
DO NOT confuse your EcoSphere for a shot glass of Congnac.
DO NOT take your EcoSphere to Red Lobster.
DO NOT rest your EcoSphere in kitty litter.
DO NOT let any of these warnings keep you from purchasing the EcoSphere.
Dec 11th, 2004 10:19 AM
Emu SHUT UP
Dec 11th, 2004 04:51 AM
Command Prompt IMAGE, The Sharper IMAGE I'm Canadian and even I know THAT much.
Dec 10th, 2004 04:18 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
It was at some store that sold scientific novelty products. Stuff like the smart vaccumes, razor thin stereo speakers, and other crap that is amazing but unnecessary. It was in downtown Seattle.
The Sharper Edge?
Dec 10th, 2004 04:13 PM
Mockery Damnations, I must find one that cheap.
Dec 10th, 2004 04:10 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Mockery
$30?? Are you serious? What place is selling them for that cheap? Then I could rule MANY shrimp :o
It was at some store that sold scientific novelty products. Stuff like the smart vaccumes, razor thin stereo speakers, and other crap that is amazing but unnecessary. It was in downtown Seattle.
Dec 10th, 2004 11:22 AM
dreaddi It's cool, but wouldn't it already break and the shrimp die while it's getting delivered? Or do you activate it somehow.. like a tamagotchi
Dec 10th, 2004 09:38 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Don't be a douchebag. You know the thought of ruling over tiny shrimp encased in a glass orb gets you all wet with excitement.
Maybe if it were in an oversized lightbulb my panties would get a little moist. But I might have just changed my mind because I just saw the large one's for sale downtown for $30.
$30?? Are you serious? What place is selling them for that cheap? Then I could rule MANY shrimp :o
Dec 10th, 2004 05:25 AM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Don't be a douchebag. You know the thought of ruling over tiny shrimp encased in a glass orb gets you all wet with excitement.
Maybe if it were in an oversized lightbulb my panties would get a little moist. But I might have just changed my mind because I just saw the large one's for sale downtown for $30.
Dec 9th, 2004 10:43 PM
The Damp Moose

Holy Hell
Dec 9th, 2004 09:55 PM
The Damp Moose
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The EcoSphere is the result of technology developed by scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

Also, just how much pleasure can you get out of lording over a dozen or so creatures the size of a pinhead? Well, besides being able to play baseball with their entire universe.
Dec 9th, 2004 09:26 PM
Dr. V I'd get one but I usually have no sunlight in my room. I sleep all day and the shades are shut. I'd be a crappy god. A GOD OF DARKNESS!
Dec 9th, 2004 04:16 PM
Command Prompt They are only good for 2 years on average

Get a puppy instead. At least you can pet it and take it for walks.

PS - Wanting to shake it and destroy all the living creatures inside? Now you know how God feels. I'd laugh if your stupid shrimp colony decided to all vote republican. Then you'd DEFINATELY know how God feels.
Dec 9th, 2004 03:35 PM
sadie there's no way i could have anything so fragile in my baby-proofed place.
Dec 9th, 2004 03:28 PM
Emu Be careful not to play any music, look at them too hard, or breathe near your Ecosphere. It will shatter.
Dec 9th, 2004 03:25 PM
DamnthatDavid I don't think flourescent lights will work that well.

But hey, when you get tired of your eco-system, you can twirl the ball really quickly and cause a spinning vortex of death.
Dec 9th, 2004 02:41 PM
Jamesic
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Don't be a douchebag. You know the thought of ruling over tiny shrimp encased in a glass orb gets you all wet with excitement.

I want an Ecosphere. I'll keep it here at work with me and the power of the flourescent lights will keep the shrimp alive until I decide they must perish. For in my cube, I AM A GOD AMONG SHRIMP!
Well I'm sure no-one will buy you it. Sorry.
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