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Dec 10th, 2004 10:35 AM
Matt Harty just go to neopets.com it takes all the pain away!
Dec 10th, 2004 10:33 AM
philltill UGHHH that musta hurt!!
Dec 9th, 2004 02:28 PM
Jamesic
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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost
My buddy got stabbed 17 times. Almost died. It sucked.
Stabbing is awful, especially when it happens to another human being...
Dec 9th, 2004 02:27 PM
Jamesic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killy The Bid
Why can't you chop down a tree with a sword?

OMG, it's a new guy that DIDN'T start a "Hi, I'm New" thread! Hallelujah!
Actually, I didn't start a "Hi, I'm New" thread!
Dec 9th, 2004 06:06 AM
Sethomas The remarkable thing about the intraweb is that it is replete with resources such as dictionary.reference.com that pre-empt the need to look like a dumbass.
Dec 9th, 2004 06:02 AM
Killy The Bid The tang? What the Hell is the tang?
Dec 9th, 2004 05:42 AM
Sethomas Because the tang is proportionately too small to endure the impact. Duh.

However, there is a medieval weapon depicted in the Maciejowskie Bible that resembles a sword, but would probably work to chop down trees. I've always seen it called a "chopper" or a "hacker", though.
Dec 9th, 2004 04:28 AM
Killy The Bid Why can't you chop down a tree with a sword?

OMG, it's a new guy that DIDN'T start a "Hi, I'm New" thread! Hallelujah!
Dec 8th, 2004 07:21 PM
the_dudefather ninja lumberjacks!
Dec 8th, 2004 06:41 PM
darkvare
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
You can't chop down a tree with a sword.
unless you are a samurai or a ninja (we need ninja smiley)
Dec 8th, 2004 02:35 PM
MetalMilitia
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost
My buddy got stabbed 17 times. Almost died. It sucked.
Was he attacking a tree too?
Dec 8th, 2004 02:34 PM
Cosmo Electrolux almost doesn't win a cigar.....fucking loser.
Dec 8th, 2004 02:28 PM
Crimson Ghost My buddy got stabbed 17 times. Almost died. It sucked.
Dec 8th, 2004 02:07 PM
Anonymous You can't chop down a tree with a sword.
Dec 8th, 2004 12:44 PM
Cosmo Electrolux You should aim higher next time.....all cool people stab themselves in the neck...
Dec 8th, 2004 11:47 AM
MetalMilitia
Re: exactly two months ago I got stabbed in the leg.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Telltolin
friday, october 8th 2004, out in the side yard ( we live in an uber corner-house) whacking on a tree with one of my many swords and bam, stabbed into my leg. hardly bled, hardly hurt, but i had to get stitches.
I think you probably deserved it. Trees are our friends.
Dec 8th, 2004 11:28 AM
Sacks WAU!
Dec 8th, 2004 11:27 AM
mischief bleeding is cool
Dec 8th, 2004 11:25 AM
Telltolin
exactly two months ago I got stabbed in the leg.

friday, october 8th 2004, out in the side yard ( we live in an uber corner-house) whacking on a tree with one of my many swords and bam, stabbed into my leg. hardly bled, hardly hurt, but i had to get stitches.

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