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Dec 22nd, 2004 06:01 PM
Preechr For a fee you can have anything you want.
Dec 22nd, 2004 04:29 PM
kellychaos Would the rubber hand make church appearances?
Dec 22nd, 2004 04:08 PM
Anonymous bush's acting is so horrible in those :< he's acting like he's debating barney or something ;<

i love the clip with karl rove covered in christmas lights, that should be an animated gif ;D

and i like how the 2nd one ends with 'All good ideas by Barney'
Dec 21st, 2004 11:59 PM
punkgrrrlie10
Re: I'd like Bush more if...

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
Instead of calling N. Korea, Iran, and Iraq the "Axis of Evil", he should have called them the "Entourage of Iniquity". It'd help me tolerate him slightly more.

Any other suggestions?
Actually, the rumor was he did want to call it that but couldn't spell entourage...or iniquity....or of.
Dec 21st, 2004 06:49 PM
Preechr
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Originally Posted by mburbank
Maybe he could be killed...
Well, if that's what I get for making you laugh...
Dec 21st, 2004 10:42 AM
mburbank Preecher made me laugh. Maybe he could be killed and Chenney and Rove and Rummy could just get a rubber hand puppet and trade it arpound for press conferences.

I mean, I think I could get behind W saying Rummy was a compassionate guy doing an excellent job if it was actually Rummy himself saying it with really crappy ventriliquism through a rubber puppet visibly on the end of his hand.
Dec 20th, 2004 09:31 PM
Jeanette X I'd like Bush better if...both he and Cheney resigned.

/got nothing
Dec 20th, 2004 09:28 PM
Preechr
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Originally Posted by mburbank
I would like him a lot more of he'd chocked nearly to death on that pretzel! And had enough oxygen loss so that he had real bad brain damage! So that he was still ambulatroy but CLEARLY, VISIBLY, UNDENIABLT retarded! Like he could hardly make words at all and he drooled! But he was still president, and they trotted him out every now and again the way they did with Strom Thurmond at the end, insisting he was still sharp as ever and fully in control! Even though everyone could see there was NO POSSABILITY AT ALL that he was in any way actually connected with RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, nor should he be, because he was a drooling, incoherent, near vegetable!



THAT WOULD BE SO IRONIC!!!
Ok, but only if he polled higher than ever.

While we're at it, let's just make him a disembodied hand preserved in a jar, directed entirely by the will of Jesus. The hand could be stuck in a middle finger up salute and our foreign policycould be decided by bombs dropped in whatever direction the finger faced on any given day.
Dec 20th, 2004 03:21 PM
mburbank No, no, no NO NO!!! YOU DON'T GET IT!!! THAT'S THE JOKE!!!
Dec 20th, 2004 02:46 PM
Cosmo Electrolux psssst.....Max....that's the way it is now.....
Dec 20th, 2004 10:57 AM
mburbank I would like him a lot more of he'd chocked nearly to death on that pretzel! And had enough oxygen loss so that he had real bad brain damage! So that he was still ambulatroy but CLEARLY, VISIBLY, UNDENIABLT retarded! Like he could hardly make words at all and he drooled! But he was still president, and they trotted him out every now and again the way they did with Strom Thurmond at the end, insisting he was still sharp as ever and fully in control! Even though everyone could see there was NO POSSABILITY AT ALL that he was in any way actually connected with RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, nor should he be, because he was a drooling, incoherent, near vegetable!



THAT WOULD BE SO IRONIC!!!
Dec 20th, 2004 06:35 AM
GADZOOKS Oh, by the way, if you loved that one, here's Barney Cam II: Barney Reloaded!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...031211-7.html#
Dec 20th, 2004 06:30 AM
GADZOOKS You need Real Player, Chojin.
Dec 20th, 2004 05:29 AM
Anonymous why can't i see it ;_;
Dec 19th, 2004 05:18 AM
FS after that video, I love him.
Dec 18th, 2004 10:35 PM
Rongi Oh my god maybe it was a good thing that Mr. Bush won the election !
Dec 18th, 2004 10:29 PM
GADZOOKS "No more blue ornament, we need red ornaments more and more red ornaments"
Dec 18th, 2004 10:26 PM
GADZOOKS That's all the white house should ever do
Dec 18th, 2004 06:37 PM
Jixby Phillips I wish he'd spend less time being president and more time making funny movies with his dog! ;_;

http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/20...ycam004.v.html
Dec 18th, 2004 06:22 PM
Burger Lord Maybe if he rides a white horse wearing a 10 gallon hat with two pistols firing into the air before every press conference. Followed by a town drunk and an indian sidekick.
Dec 18th, 2004 06:00 PM
KevinTheOmnivore If he went to all functions, even the most mundane, wearing a pilot's outfit.
Dec 18th, 2004 04:11 PM
Brandon I don't know about you guys, but I might like him more if I see the footage of him with the bullhorn a few more times.
Dec 18th, 2004 03:28 PM
Immortal Goat If he learned the language of the country he supposedly runs.
Dec 18th, 2004 12:04 PM
Anonymous Every time he held a press conference or gave a speech he would sit in a wooden rocking chair in a cowboy hat and boots holding a shotgun, chewing on a piece of straw, and occasionally spitting off to the side every time he mentioned another country. He would drive around in a pickup truck with a velvet Jesus tapestry hung up in the back and a bumper sticker that says "the only good possum is a dead possum"
Dec 18th, 2004 09:29 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I try not to hate (bad karma and the like), but I can't help hating all things Bush...him, his family, everything he touches. There is nothing that would make me like anything about him....unless he gouged his own eyeball out....on TV
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