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Dec 29th, 2004 04:53 PM
HickMan He looks like Bob Marley
Dec 29th, 2004 04:39 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Rongi


I <3 the internet
Jebus was black? That would be soooo f ucking cool if scientist somehow found out he was black.......
Dec 29th, 2004 04:36 PM
HickMan YOU SEE NO WENIS
Dec 29th, 2004 02:53 AM
Esuohlim ROO NUMBA FO
Dec 29th, 2004 01:40 AM
HickMan This is what I found when I searched Jesus Snowman

Dec 28th, 2004 07:39 PM
Rongi

I <3 the internet
Dec 28th, 2004 07:30 PM
GADZOOKS I was under the impression that Jesus spoke english.
Dec 28th, 2004 07:26 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
WHEN I THINK OF THE VIRGIN MARY, I CERTAINLY THINK OF A HAT AS WELL
When I think of the virgin Mary i get a boner

hahahaha I'M SOOO EDGY
Dec 28th, 2004 03:08 AM
DeadKennedys What? No one asked you!
Dec 28th, 2004 02:58 AM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Nonsense! The lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was Jesus!
It's true!
Dec 28th, 2004 02:56 AM
DeadKennedys That's a rather stupid point. It's very similar to a student who gets an essay prompt that says "Describe this literary character" and they say "He is a Christ-like figure," Nearly every important literary character can be compared to jesus
Dec 27th, 2004 05:25 PM
Esuohlim WHEN I THINK OF THE VIRGIN MARY, I CERTAINLY THINK OF A HAT AS WELL
Dec 27th, 2004 05:08 PM
kellychaos Nonsense! The lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was Jesus!
Dec 25th, 2004 01:37 AM
Black Flag and also a lot of what the government says is lies!
Dec 25th, 2004 01:28 AM
Jixby Phillips I'm going to make a three hour movie about frosty melting.
Dec 25th, 2004 01:07 AM
ScruU2wice
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"I'll be back again someday"
More like "I'll be back sunday"
Dec 24th, 2004 11:54 PM
GADZOOKS
Re: Frosty = Jesus?

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Originally Posted by Drev

*Frosty melted (Jesus died)
WOW, MY GRANDMOTHER DIED TOO, YOU THINK SHE'S ALSO JESUS! :EEK
Dec 24th, 2004 11:33 PM
Drev
Frosty = Jesus?

I just realized that Frosty the Snowman is just an non-Christian form of telling the story of Jesus for Christmas time. Here's the facts:

*Frosty the Snowman was born from a magic hat (Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. Though both are different. Both are things that are hard to believe. I am Christian and I do believe the Virgin mary being pregnant. Anyways..)

*Frosty brought the children joy (Jesus borught the people joy)

*Frosty melted (Jesus died)

*THe kids built a new snowman, put the hat on it, and Frosty was back again (resurrection of Jesus)

*The last lines in the song has Frosty saying "I'll be back again someday" (The Bible claiming Jesus will return to this world.)

It's kinda weird, really :/

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