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Jan 13th, 2005 01:15 PM
liquidstatik
Jan 13th, 2005 01:14 PM
liquidstatik Yeah, the IPod plugs were awesome.
Jan 12th, 2005 07:35 PM
Ninjavenom I agree. This movie was a lot of fun, because is was obviously made just so people could say "Blade Trilogy". Even though i know some people here hate the blade movies, i liked the first two, but i can admit when hollywood is giving us a rough fuck in the ass.
Jan 12th, 2005 04:49 PM
the_dudefather
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Originally Posted by Emu
They have several glory shots of the one chick whose name I forgot putting on her IPod in slow motion like it would cure her vampire cancer.
followed by the incredibly tired 'beckoning' motion (made popular by the matrix and peadophiles)
Jan 12th, 2005 02:05 PM
HickMan lol
Jan 12th, 2005 02:03 PM
Emu They have several glory shots of the one chick whose name I forgot putting on her IPod in slow motion like it would cure her vampire cancer.
Jan 12th, 2005 01:56 PM
HickMan I heard that they pulled IPod advertisements out of their butt in that movie. I want to see it
Jan 11th, 2005 10:59 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Patton Oswalt gave me jelly-beans.
Jan 10th, 2005 10:31 PM
darkvare there is a yellow color like vampire dog, called pac-man he opens his mouth like the bad dude in the second movie.
Jan 10th, 2005 10:27 PM
executioneer is that a non sequitur or is pacman really in this movie
Jan 10th, 2005 10:24 PM
darkvare i loved pac-man
Jan 10th, 2005 08:25 PM
the_dudefather i am just going to say this movie displeased my eyes and ears.

that is all.
Jan 10th, 2005 07:27 PM
Anonymous And for some reason, Patton Oswalt is in this movie.
Jan 10th, 2005 07:26 PM
Anonymous
Blade Trinity

This may very well be the greatest movie ever made. It's like the producers decided after the second movie to just hand the franchise over to someone like me. It was just crammed full of the kind of stuff that made me love Freddy vs. Jason. And after that, there was a bunch of stuff that was so goofy that you know the director thought this whole project was a joke. And Ryan Reynolds' (whom my brother simply referred to as "the guy from Van Wilder") character acted like he wasn't buying any of the stupid crap that was going on in the movie, saying a ton of remarks (including one of the funniest insults I've heard in a while) that were so stupid and inane that they actually became funny again, much like how a pendulum will swing past the lowest point and go higher still. In short, it's like nobody involved with the film gave a damn. I can't wait for Blade 4.

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