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Mar 23rd, 2003 10:24 AM
Zomboid Yeah, it was close last time but I don't think anything could've beaten willy :/
Mar 23rd, 2003 03:40 AM
ItalianStereotype votes are locked

rog is clearly the winner here.

on to round 3!
Mar 23rd, 2003 03:01 AM
n00bward Willie.
Mar 22nd, 2003 10:35 PM
Psycho Squid Ragin' Willie
Mar 22nd, 2003 10:04 PM
Pub Lover Willie.
Mar 22nd, 2003 08:13 PM
ItalianStereotype oh. i remember that costume. i still like his 80s gear better.
Mar 22nd, 2003 08:01 PM
whoreable I have to vote Wolverine now that I know he is the worlds first and greatest Canadain superhero.
Mar 22nd, 2003 07:46 PM
McClain
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Yes. But remember, Wolvy's been around since 1974 when he made a cameo in a Hulk comic. He was wearing the best costume:

http://www.splashcomics.de/images/sp...le_hulk181.jpg
Mar 22nd, 2003 06:55 PM
ItalianStereotype thats the first one that i remember...which one came before? was there a seperate costume for him as weapon x?
Mar 22nd, 2003 06:39 PM
McClain
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You want the tan one, eh? That's not the first costume.
Mar 22nd, 2003 05:16 PM
ItalianStereotype no, he would get shot, go down, and while he was busy healing willie would come up and blast him right in his eye and through his brain. now if he was in his old costume, that would be another story....
Mar 22nd, 2003 05:07 PM
Skulhedface WOLVERINESince you seem to forget that Wolvie could take a shotgun blast to any nonvital area and heal from it as if a bug bite
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:08 PM
Rongi Willie :o
Mar 22nd, 2003 01:01 PM
Professor Cool Willie
Mar 22nd, 2003 09:38 AM
Zomboid Willie
Mar 22nd, 2003 05:46 AM
jailbaitmonger SIMPSONS ALWAYS WIN!
Mar 22nd, 2003 04:51 AM
Spectre X Willy, cause he killed William Wallace (aka. Mel Gibson, aka. Mad Max (who could easily kill Wolverne, cause he has guns and stuff)) in a head on fight. don't believe me? here goes:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/willy-wallace.shtml

see? and if ya don't believe me that William Wallace could take on Wolverine, see what he did to SNAKE PLISSKEN!!!


http://www.grudge-match.com/History/max-snake.shtml

see? and Solid Snake (no, not SolidSnakeAss) was based off of Snake Plissken, and now don't tell me that Solid Snake couldn't take on Wolverine. Maybe not head-on, but still, in a maze, Snake would win, but, I digress.


Willie, simple, he defeated Mad Max, who defeated Snake Plissken, who is actually Solid Snake as well, who could kill Wolverine with relative ease.
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:52 AM
Mockery skewered

Oh really? Can you show us how he's actually "skewered"? Because, from what I can tell, he's "balanced" on wolverines blades.

Skewered - To hold together or pierce with or as if with a skewer.

Sorry bud, unless you're willing to destroy your Willie figure with a drill, there's not gonna be any skewering by wolverine going on there.


SKEWER THIS YA YELLOW TIGHT-WEARIN' NINNY! I'VE BEEN WRESTLIN' WOLVES SINCE YOU BEEN SUCKIN' YA MOTHA'S TEET!"
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:43 AM
ItalianStereotype yes, but its not pre-xmen movie enough for my taste. i like wolverine in his 80s costume better, not this lollipop-land, gay tiger, yellow leotard shit.

besides, willie is a drunken scotsman with a gun...and plenty of grease. GREASE ME UP THEN WOMAN!
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:40 AM
McClain
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plus willie is a likkered up scotsman with a gun.
... who is currently skewered on Wolverine's claws. Hey, I have respect for the Willy, too, you know! If I didn't, I wouldn't have bought him. But it's obvious who wins this fight. A raging janitor vs. Wolverine. And this is pre-X-Men movie Wolverine, BTW.
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:38 AM
jin WOLVERINE.
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:35 AM
ItalianStereotype ok, i WOULD vote for mcclain, but for the fact that wolverine was twice as bad ass in his original costume. plus willie is a likkered up scotsman with a gun.

i think rog takes this one
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:34 AM
McClain
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The only feasible way for urine to be involved is when lil wet Willy pisses his dungarees.
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:32 AM
McClain Yes, he does speak. His commentary includes:

"SNIKT SNIKT SNIKT! Claw City!"
"Slice and Dice!"
"I smell trouble!" (rog)
"Back off bub!"

Wolvy features 5 points of articulation and was salvaged from a thrift store for $2.50.
Mar 22nd, 2003 03:32 AM
Mockery Indeed it does, as does Willie. So Wolverine can beg for mercy as Willie laughs and pisses on him.
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