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Feb 4th, 2005 12:45 PM
Anonymous Thanks for trying to hijack the thread, volshurawitz. Your contributions have been moved to a BRAND NEW thread in mock wars, and if you do it again, i'll ban you :D
Feb 3rd, 2005 12:02 AM
carey I just shat out a ring for a very small hand...
Feb 1st, 2005 12:51 AM
Raize
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Originally Posted by mburbank
If anyone hits on you just say

"I'm sorry, I'm married, I just don't have my wedding ring because I LOST IT INSIDE AN OBESE WHORE I WAS FISTING THE OTHER DAY!"

I bet that gets a warm chuckle from your co-workers.
You sir, are very, very, cool in my book.

Can I plagarize your work on another forum I frequent?
Jan 31st, 2005 02:50 AM
Jixby Phillips he was a real son of a bitch
Jan 31st, 2005 02:43 AM
GADZOOKS Hey we had a guy on here named Ghost of Fraiser a while ago.
Jan 31st, 2005 02:28 AM
Big Papa Goat
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Anyone who will listen


I'M LISTENING
Jan 29th, 2005 03:34 AM
Immortal Goat well, maybe not ANYONE...
Jan 29th, 2005 03:25 AM
Dr. V I'm still here, go ahead.
Jan 29th, 2005 02:15 AM
Immortal Goat Anyone who will listen
Jan 29th, 2005 01:57 AM
Jixby Phillips who are you talking to, Immortal Goat?
Jan 29th, 2005 01:08 AM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by RedLeader01
Oh yes, it's going to be interesting to see how this turns out. Didn't someone write a book about this already?
Should we just tell him, guys?
Jan 28th, 2005 10:30 AM
mburbank I am so pleased to return to this thread to find that I drew Doopa out of the woodwork.
Jan 28th, 2005 08:30 AM
Dole Was that an attempt to write some kind of pseudo-clever version of 'I know you are, but what am I?' - because it was rubbish.
Jan 28th, 2005 07:55 AM
RedLeader01 Oh yes, it's going to be interesting to see how this turns out. Didn't someone write a book about this already?
Jan 27th, 2005 04:47 AM
Dr. V Oh god this is going to be sweet.
Jan 24th, 2005 09:55 AM
Immortal Goat
Re: I left my wedding ring at home today...

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Originally Posted by RedLeader01
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mockery
I left my wedding ring at home today...
You're a dumbasss. Go to AdultFriendFinder.com if you're looking for someone to fuuck, not to a mockery site you idiot. You're just asking to be made fun of you unfaithful twit.
Shhhh. Let's see how long it takes him to get it.
Jan 24th, 2005 09:54 AM
executioneer i hate to say this because i know im gonna get mocked terribly for it but redleader has to be a character
Jan 24th, 2005 09:14 AM
HickMan That's awesome
Jan 24th, 2005 08:25 AM
MLE
Jan 24th, 2005 07:41 AM
RedLeader01
Re: I left my wedding ring at home today...

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Originally Posted by Mockery
I left my wedding ring at home today...
You're a dumbasss. Go to AdultFriendFinder.com if you're looking for someone to fuuck, not to a mockery site you idiot. You're just asking to be made fun of you unfaithful twit.
Jan 23rd, 2005 02:19 AM
Anonymous am i right girls
Jan 23rd, 2005 02:05 AM
Imarriedpope_hentai And men wonder why we bitch so much at them...its comments like that...tsk tsk tsk u should be ashamed..
Jan 19th, 2005 08:07 PM
executioneer nathan dural is a total jerkwad
Jan 19th, 2005 07:47 PM
The Damp Moose nethanderal
Jan 19th, 2005 05:57 PM
Alive sounds like the joyous, and somewhat nethanderal out-cry of someone getting an hellacious raise... (or one hell of a perk)
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