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Jan 29th, 2005 08:07 PM
The Damp Moose
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HARDENED CANADIANS



ALL THAT SNOW IS HOT HOT HOT
Jan 29th, 2005 07:39 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by Command Prompt
HARDENED CANADIANS
ox·y·mo·ron
n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
Jan 29th, 2005 02:32 PM
Rongi what a c&nt
Jan 29th, 2005 12:00 AM
Jixby Phillips its not snowing here but people were talking for a while! gloria stayed on the phone all day calling people about the snow that was supposed to happen and didnt get ANY work done! hello gloria you're there to work not to talk to your friends and after all was said and done it didnt even snow
Jan 28th, 2005 03:44 PM
Crimson Ghost He can see dead people.
Jan 27th, 2005 11:08 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
We can only lie low, in hopes that the wrath of redleader1 will pass soon.
Pollywogs.
Jan 27th, 2005 10:51 AM
McClain Edit ~ because it's the cool thing now.
Jan 27th, 2005 10:49 AM
Matt Harty We can only lie low, in hopes that the wrath of redleader1 will pass soon.
Jan 27th, 2005 10:45 AM
Mockery Don't even try thinking up a good comeback Max... Red Leader One is riding high upon the crest of the insult wave. We're merely pollywogs in his wake...
Jan 27th, 2005 10:41 AM
mburbank Wow. I just got 'served' by red leader one. I just... I just want to say something cutting and funny to him, but... I just... the shame, you know? I just feel so damn low. And that thing about my Dad, man. Just... bam, you know? Dead on. Like, it's from that commercial, I know that, but I'm just like the damn kids in that commercial, aren't I? I'm just... shoveling so I can get to do something I alrady have the ability to do... in life, you know?

Jesus, Red Leader One... I just... shit.



I have nothing.


nothing


how did you...


how...


nothing, man
Jan 27th, 2005 10:35 AM
Matt Harty Plus neighbors would probably pay you to snowblow their sidewalks and such.
Jan 27th, 2005 10:22 AM
Crimson Ghost
Why don't you just buy a snowblower? It snows every year, and you still shovel. Stop smoking so much pot and save your money.
Jan 27th, 2005 08:01 AM
Dole
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Funny how you have no life and feel compelled to come to a site famous for mocking others, to complain about doing a little bit of work. Did your dad make the same deal with you that you can talk to your friends all you want on your cell phone if you go shovel the snow, just like in the commercial? Idiot.
Fantastic

Max! quit bitching with your girlfriends on your cell, stop hanging round Hot Topic and do some work!! Kids today, tsk...
Jan 27th, 2005 06:54 AM
Anonymous THE WAIT IS OVER
Jan 24th, 2005 01:12 PM
AChimp You're all a bunch of pussies.
Jan 24th, 2005 12:06 PM
Geggy i'm waiting for achimp to post and call us a bunch of pussies.
Jan 24th, 2005 12:03 PM
Carnivore This is why I love living in a townhouse. I have only slightly less snow than Max who lives 25 miles away and need only shovel my front step. Snow plows friggin' rule when they're clearing your driveway and not piling more snow in front of it!

And, I really must do this, GO PATRIOTS!
Jan 24th, 2005 07:41 AM
pjalne Please post a picture of yourself.
Jan 24th, 2005 07:37 AM
RedLeader01
Re: Three feet of snow in Salem

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Originally Posted by mburbank
Well, I finally have cleared most of my walk and Driveway. The wind is fierce, and in some places the drifts are over my head. This is a very crazy ass snowstorm.
Funny how you have no life and feel compelled to come to a site famous for mocking others, to complain about doing a little bit of work. Did your dad make the same deal with you that you can talk to your friends all you want on your cell phone if you go shovel the snow, just like in the commercial? Idiot.
Jan 24th, 2005 02:08 AM
Anonymous they didn't have it back then this weather is punishment from their vengeful indian gods
Jan 23rd, 2005 11:36 PM
Jeanette X Sometimes I wonder how the Indians surivived in this kind of weather...layers of fur and large fires in wigwams just don't seem like enough. :/
Jan 23rd, 2005 11:20 PM
pissed off salesman I wish it'd snow like that her in SC. I want the power to go out so I can use my ice-box, test out my new gramophone, and make instant kimchi flavored noodles on my volkswagen's engine.
Jan 23rd, 2005 11:01 PM
GADZOOKS That's what you get for living there, you have no reason to complain. Shutup
Jan 23rd, 2005 10:36 PM
Command Prompt Crybabies. This is like people who wear fat suits or blinders to try and experience someone else's pain for a day. WELL GUESS WHAT WHEN YOUR FREAK WEATHER IS OVER PRINCESS PUFFBALL CUPCAKE, US HARDENED CANADIANS WILL STILL BE SHOVELING AND NOT COMPLAINING CAUSE WE ARE FULL OF TIMMY HOS COFFEE

BITCHES

Jan 23rd, 2005 09:10 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by mburbank
They already announced Boston's schools will be closed for the next two days. It's stopped snowing, but the damn piles are so high they totally obscure the view at every corner and there's nowhere to put the stuff.
Why don't they just strap some industrial space heaters to the sides of vans and park them by snowpiles :<
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