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| Feb 16th, 2005 12:08 AM | ||
| xenosoul | One day a man that looked kinda like me decided he should go into work this day. When he got to work he couldnt decide what he was going to do on the internet; cause thats all he does. At first he decided to visit kontraband.com to play some flash games, then he thought of hitler for a moment and his mind was made up, he would look at photographs of hitler because this is intresting to him. After looking at about 10 pictures of hitler he started reading up on eva braun(hitlers love) and did you know what i found out? They died together taking poison. After this I had made up my mind, the time had come to sneak a smoke in the bathroom where i usually do every 2 hours. After doing so I went to the vending machines where i saw some of those tgi fridays chips bunched up.. and I thought I would take a chance and maybe secure both of them with one payment, but the risk was too much and I went with a take 5 which really tasted of the nasty. Now It is close to closing time and I am about to leave work so that I may return tommorow. the end | |
| Feb 15th, 2005 10:33 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia | on the # key, which has the secondary function of ~. | |
| Feb 15th, 2005 10:17 PM | ||
| The Damp Moose | If your three has that, then where do you keep your #? | |
| Feb 14th, 2005 05:45 AM | ||
| the_dudefather | our 3 key is a £ and 4 is a $. some fancy keyboards also have the euro symbol somewhere i believe | |
| Feb 14th, 2005 12:14 AM | ||
| The Damp Moose | Do you dirty foreigners get a "£" on your 4 key instead of a "$" or what? | |
| Feb 13th, 2005 08:08 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
Once upon a tyme, a young raggamuffin by the name of Dudefather went to his local LiDL market where he discovered a box of 3 dilicious salami pizzas for £1.50. at prices this low he couldnt resist. for weeks and weeks he feasted on the succulent pizza meats, and since the price was right, there was no point buying or making any other food. come autumn-tyme however, he died of heart disease and a severe pizza related tumor. The End ye moral be: pizza rocks. |
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| Feb 13th, 2005 03:56 PM | ||
| King Hadas | It took you 13 days to work up the courage to say that, fag. | |
| Feb 13th, 2005 03:45 PM | ||
| hix1122 |
Quote:
Shut your fucking mouth! |
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| Feb 1st, 2005 01:18 AM | ||
| King Hadas |
Once upon a time in a land far, far away a boy...no a MAN went on a long and perilous journey to the mysteries and legendary Burger King wanting nothing more than something to eat and maybe some fren... no FREEDOM FRIES but in a cruel twist of fate he instead was cursed with onion rings instead of the fabled freedom fries, of course being the man that he was he ate the onion rings without complent and entered his four legged metallic beast known in those days simple as an Automobile. As he bravely rode his Automobile across the baron wastelands of the State of Washington a sudden conflict emerged from within is bowels. The onion rings had betrayed the magnificent man's innards and the only way to end the agonizing battle was to release his tormenter through his benevolent bottom. Unfortunately the deadly vapor released from within had no way of escaping the man's Automobile and soon his four legged friend had metamorphosed from a gentle giant to a....A MOVING GAS CHAMBER OF DEATH time was most defiantly not on this righteous man's side. He begain to move the four legged monstrosity at such alarming speeds that the fiendish atmosphere surronding him had almost became insignificant to the brutal crushing of his brittle bones, but in an astonishing turn of events he arrived at his glorious castle still in tacked. He quickly escaped the Automobiles foul stench and swiftly moved to his quarters to sleep, thanking god he was still of the living. Morning eventually arrived and the man had to go do his labors, but when he reached his Automobile he found an old foe waiting patiantly for a final duel. Although the man still lives to this day he refuses to tell the tale of his survival. What happened that day will remain a mystery to everyone but that one man, and that man's name was, is and always has been..... Willie the end or is it? |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 10:39 PM | ||
| pjalne |
They use a font like that in my local newspaper, making it look like it's called 'Romsdals Budfitte'. Which roughly translates to 'Romvalley pussygram'. |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 10:00 PM | ||
| Luchatein | FACT: The "tall s" was used until the beginning of the 19th century. | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 09:36 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | stfu | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 08:59 PM | ||
| EisigerBiskuit | Well, yeah, english today was made by peasants who wanted their own language in the 1400's. | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 08:56 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
People in the 16th century where idiots. 
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| Jan 31st, 2005 07:59 PM | ||
| executioneer | thats how the letter s used to be drawn lol | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 06:21 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 06:11 PM | ||
| Schimid | That's the weirdest looking 'S' I've ever seen. | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 06:07 PM | ||
| The Damp Moose | So I don't THINK I can get TSS if I just do it once in a while. I mean, I don't even use super-absorbant 'pons. | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 02:24 PM | ||
| EisigerBiskuit | Haha, handsome prince. :) | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 11:34 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Jan 31st, 2005 11:31 AM | ||
| Matt Harty | Wait until Kellychaos finds this. | |
| Jan 31st, 2005 12:00 AM | ||
| The Damp Moose |
k w/e 
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| Jan 30th, 2005 11:37 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
In fairy tale form, please, or it will be ignored. In fact, don't even bother with that, just shutup. (damp moose) |
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| Jan 30th, 2005 11:36 PM | ||
| Schimid | Man, whatever. I still run up the steps at night if I get a drink downstairs. | |
| Jan 30th, 2005 11:32 PM | ||
| The Damp Moose | So one time I was wondering what it would feel like if I taped my penis to a tampon and then put the tampon in my butt. | |
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