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| Feb 14th, 2005 12:54 PM | |||
| WTF |
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| Feb 13th, 2005 11:38 AM | |||
| Rongi | all of my criteria for women can be summed up by that sir mix a lot song | ||
| Feb 13th, 2005 10:55 AM | |||
| Anonymous |
supercool i fit all of those criteria do you want to date oh wait i'm only 5' 6.5" is that okay i'll be waiting to hear back |
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| Feb 13th, 2005 03:04 AM | |||
| Mr. Vagiclean | super you are not cool at all whay don't you bop on a ball mr i am too tall to fall for a GAL, there | ||
| Feb 12th, 2005 03:05 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips |
HE JUST SAID HE'D HAVE SEX WITH 3 GUYS AT ONCE EEEWWW I'M GOING TO VOMIT AND THEN SLIT MY WRISTS |
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| Feb 12th, 2005 03:05 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips |
"I would say about 3 guys is my limit." GROOOSS YOU'RE GAY GROOSSSSSS |
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| Feb 12th, 2005 01:25 PM | |||
| Supercooldude |
Ok unlike all the assclowns above me I will give SERIOUS response to the questoin posed!! What do I look for in a girl... -cute face -tall... I am 6'3 so I can't have her be any lower then about 5'8 -not fat (but not anarexic-looking either) -no piercings, tattoos, or other blemishes on her body (piercings only on the ears are ok but other than that I think it's gross) -healthy (i don't want someone who's on like fifty different medications or has to go to the doctor all the time) -nice voice (haha I know this does'nt bother most people, but I just can't stand annoying voices - I would dump a girl with an annoying voice even if she was a supermodel) -boobs can't be so small that her chest looks like a male's but they don't have to be big although no harm if they are -natural looking, especially her skin... I hate dark tans... I don't mind darker skin if she's naturally dark, but I hate white girls with dark tans, it just looks so unnatural and gross -reasonably smart (not necessarily a genious, but can't be a total bimbo) And most important of all - not a slut... preferably a virgin but those are hard to find so if she's been with a few guys I guess I'd have to accept that... but she definately can't have been with too many guys. I would say about 3 guys is my limit. |
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| Feb 12th, 2005 04:59 AM | |||
| Dole |
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| Feb 11th, 2005 12:58 PM | |||
| Helm | No, I was being completely sincere, fag. | ||
| Feb 11th, 2005 10:27 AM | |||
| jimbutsu |
Sarcasm is lost on you. But yeah, I'm married. Oh wait, were *you* being sarcastic? |
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| Feb 11th, 2005 09:30 AM | |||
| Helm |
Not everything around here will revolve around you, or me, or us agreeing, dissagreeing or fighting at any given time, jim. I don't need your apology for anything, I do not have this kind of relationship with almost noone in this forum. Do whatever the hell you want, and the pieces will fall where they must. Also, you're married, you fucking fag. |
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| Feb 10th, 2005 07:12 PM | |||
| jimbutsu |
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That's kinda sorta pretty much what I thought when I saw this thread- we don't even need to bicker over this one! I apologize if I'm out of line in agreeing with you. As for what I'm looking for in a woman, it's whatever my wife is at any given moment in time. I'd miss half of my stuff too much to feel otherwise. |
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| Feb 7th, 2005 09:18 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips |
yeah no kidding how the heck can they expect me to want to put my penis in there when shes got poop coming out?? its uncivilized 
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| Feb 7th, 2005 08:59 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | Just one where no periods or poop comes out | ||
| Feb 5th, 2005 05:13 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
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| Feb 4th, 2005 11:12 PM | |||
| AChimp |
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| Feb 4th, 2005 05:02 PM | |||
| kellychaos | I've never been berated by Helm like THAT before ... and believe me, brother, I've been berated by Helm. | ||
| Feb 4th, 2005 12:50 PM | |||
| Anonymous | REMIND ME WHY YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS THIS! | ||
| Feb 4th, 2005 10:59 AM | |||
| Dixie |
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| Feb 4th, 2005 10:12 AM | |||
| AChimp |
I only look for soft girl skin that I can wrap myself in like a cloak after I'm done with her. 
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| Feb 4th, 2005 07:43 AM | |||
| Helm |
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Never agree with me on anything. Never mention anything that includes a reference to me that might be construed as an attempt at befriending me, or that in turn you and are are even remotely grouped together in any way at all, ever. again. ever, ever. I think you're one of the most pathetic internet people I've met, and wouldn't care at all if you fucked off permanently. And if you think this is just stock i-mockery hazing omg you guys  it's not. It's not that I don't like you because I'm a cynical bastard. I like stuff. I like flowers and sunday mornings. I fucking hate your guts, however. Really. So go on, change your account name one or twenty times to show me how upset you are.
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| Feb 4th, 2005 12:17 AM | |||
| Big McLargehuge |
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What the fuck does that mean? |
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| Feb 3rd, 2005 11:00 PM | |||
| ziggytrix | nice reference dudefather | ||
| Feb 3rd, 2005 09:27 PM | |||
| nothing4buddha | oh Command Prompt you comic genius! | ||
| Feb 3rd, 2005 06:32 PM | |||
| the_dudefather | and if she doesnt help 'the kids' by this afternoon we are going to BLOW UP ENGLAND | ||
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