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Feb 8th, 2005 01:37 PM
glowbelly mcclain made me giggle hard
Feb 8th, 2005 01:36 PM
sadie hey it do work
Feb 7th, 2005 05:16 PM
Marine
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Originally Posted by McClain
That wouldn't happen to be a Looney Toon, would it?
no one in my school (and i am not a tiny toon you geekwad)
Feb 7th, 2005 05:12 PM
Rongi every time my friend russ wanted a cigarrette he would do a line of coke...well at least he doesnt smoke anymore

honestly, all that gum shit and patches and whatever doesnt do a damn thing. just do what carlin did when he was addicted to cocaine. smoke a little at time. like half of how much. then keep halfing and halfing until you dont smoke at all. or you smoke like 0.234873ths of a cigarrette
Feb 7th, 2005 05:11 PM
McClain That wouldn't happen to be a Looney Toon, would it?
Feb 7th, 2005 05:06 PM
Marine i know somebody who quit smoking this way
Feb 7th, 2005 05:05 PM
kellychaos No. Really.
Feb 7th, 2005 05:00 PM
Marine hey it do work
Feb 7th, 2005 04:58 PM
kellychaos God, you suck balls.
Feb 7th, 2005 01:49 PM
Marine
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
Ok let me elaborate. Without spending money. I'm trying to just not buy anymore and going "cold turkey" (I hate that phrase). I can't use gum, patches or any of that shit. It's been 2 days so far and I'm wearing down.
use explosive ciggarettes
Feb 7th, 2005 01:38 PM
sadie i'm with glowbelly on the quitting due to pregnancy; smoke makes me so nauseous when i'm pregnant. but i always end up smoking again afterwards. i don't smoke around my kids, though, so that cuts me back quite a bit. i just like smoking. plus, it helps me get that rasp i love when i sing. :O
Feb 4th, 2005 04:56 PM
kellychaos It's not so much the method of cessation so much as the true desire to quit and what motivates that desire. Keep reminding yourself of why you're quitting.
Feb 4th, 2005 11:28 AM
ziggytrix When I only have one cigarette a day, it only enforces how much a drug it is for me, as I get a bit of a simulant rush off the first few puffs.
Feb 4th, 2005 11:20 AM
glowbelly get pregnant.

actually, about 5 days after i found out i was pregnant i was in the midst of some serious morning sickness and i leaned over smelled the ashtray that i had.

i now forever have that association in my head.

a clockwork orange baby.

works like a charm.
Feb 4th, 2005 11:05 AM
Dole Sellotape cigarettes to a large metal tray and just smash yourself repeatedly in the face with it for a couple of days, you definitely won't want to smoke or see again.
Feb 4th, 2005 10:58 AM
Dixie Actually I have eaten a cigarette, it didn't do anything. I'm going cold turkey, but I expect to slip a little now and then. I figure as long as I'm not smoking more than 1 a day I can do it. I'm just trying to be careful about going nuts.
Feb 4th, 2005 10:25 AM
davinxtk Eat a cigarette.

You'll never want to smoke one again.
Feb 4th, 2005 09:59 AM
Dole The glue helped a lot, didn't it?
Feb 4th, 2005 09:18 AM
Helm
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You guys take things WAY to seriously! For the idiot that started this useless thread, you came to a "We Mock You!" web site asking for quit smoking advice? Boy are you dumb. It's an open invitation for us to make fun of you!
redleader do you see anyone else in this thread trying to make fun of Carnivore?



And I dunno about advice. When I want to quit something, I quit something. I've never been one for bad habits, really. I quit alcohol two, three years ago cold turkey and it was ok
Feb 4th, 2005 09:00 AM
Dixie Shut up dreddi.
Feb 4th, 2005 06:13 AM
dreaddi
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
GAHHH NOOOO! Caffiene is bad for me, I can't have it. God I'm sickly. I'm actually not to have caffiene, I drink only water and I eat very healthy. Smoking is my only bad habit, maybe some green tea might work. You're a darling McClain! And dreddi all I know are smokers, you give bad advice, burn in Hell.
I'm sorry. Noone said it was easy
Feb 4th, 2005 03:48 AM
Big McLargehuge Don't go cold turkey, it doesn't work. Ween yourself, and a trick my friend taught me, if you are around your friends and they are smoking just hold a ciggarette in your hand but don't light it. The urge to smoke goes almost completely away, if you need to light it after a while it is ok but you will find yourself smoking alot less and maybe even putting that cigarette back into your pack at the end of the day.
Feb 4th, 2005 02:07 AM
Sethomas Become religious, then give up smoking for Lent. It's amazing what the force of will can do when it has a divine guilt complex fueling it.
Feb 2nd, 2005 05:33 PM
kellychaos Just getting up, after eating and after drinking alcohol were the weakest moments for me when I quit. If you can keep yourself strong shortly after those moments, most of the rest of the day is a little bit easier if you keep yourself busy.
Feb 2nd, 2005 01:35 PM
Dixie I'll fix that.
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