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Feb 10th, 2005 01:42 PM
adept_ninja my girlfriend and I decided not to get each other anything because its a made up Holiday. Were just gonna go out to dinner or somthin.
Also there is an idea take her to a nice dinner
Feb 10th, 2005 10:31 AM
jimbutsu
Re: Valentine's Day Ideas

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Originally Posted by Schimid
I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
I hink you should drop dead and have made arrangements to have a rosebush grown in your fertile, composting carcass. This is an exceptional plan for two reasons:

1) She'll be pretty convinced of your devotion.

2) More importantly, you will be dead.
Feb 9th, 2005 04:46 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.
And I would have gotten away with it were it not for for you meddlesome cynics. :scooby
Feb 9th, 2005 02:40 PM
HickMan WHAT THE FUCK
Feb 8th, 2005 07:43 PM
Geggy EVERYDAY SHOULD BE VALENTINE'S DAY WHAT THE FUCK
Feb 8th, 2005 04:12 PM
Anonymous marine is probably the best poster here
Feb 7th, 2005 07:46 PM
Geggy start a petition to bring an end to the valentine's day holiday.
Feb 7th, 2005 06:12 PM
adept_ninja
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give her a cake with a madman inside who jumps out and rapes her then you save her.
(i can be the madman)
you got that idea from "XXX hentai rape date sim" your lame
Feb 7th, 2005 05:41 PM
Marine
Re: Valentine's Day Ideas

Quote:
Originally Posted by Schimid
I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
give her a cake with a madman inside who jumps out and rapes her then you save her.
(i can be the madman)
Feb 7th, 2005 05:35 PM
kellychaos My intricate plot to convince the last girl I was interested in that there was an alien plot to end all human life and that we were earth's last hope to procreate failed miserably. I think that the made-up "black helicopter sightings" gave it away ... well, that and the fact that it was derivative and contrived ... I suck.
Feb 7th, 2005 06:47 AM
Dole
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Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.
Your girlfriend sounds like a right laugh
Feb 7th, 2005 02:45 AM
DamnthatDavid sexy ideas from a unsexy guy. :/
Feb 6th, 2005 09:21 PM
HickMan That black and white card sounds sexy
Feb 6th, 2005 09:07 PM
Perndog Hey no fair that's what I'm doing.
Feb 6th, 2005 11:18 AM
AChimp Show up naked at her door with a red ribbon wrapped around your weiner. She will love you forever.
Feb 6th, 2005 03:29 AM
Schimid h8 u

I actually kinda like the cookie idea. Maybe only because I'll get some of the cookies, I don't know.
Feb 6th, 2005 03:08 AM
Royal Tenenbaum Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.
Feb 6th, 2005 02:44 AM
Anonymous thanks, tenenbaums.
Feb 6th, 2005 02:42 AM
DamnthatDavid Go find a sandy beach (Lake/River/Ocean) and write her name and your name in a heart in the sand, or carve it in a tree. Take a digital picture of it, edit it in Photoshop, make it black and white or something, create your own valentine's day card just for her. Place a single flower into the card, then put the homemade card on top of a plate of cookies/brownies/whatever that you have just made.

This Shows her that you have a sensitive side (Black and white photo) that you have a caring side (homemade card and The flower) and that you know how to cook (The cooked goods)
Feb 5th, 2005 10:34 PM
Perndog Bake her cookies. She'll be impressed by the display of effort above and beyond just dropping money on a box of chocolates or a bunch of flowers.
Feb 5th, 2005 08:22 PM
BlueOatmeal Fat girls love choclalate! Tzhey think it is good for them. Stupid Fatties
Feb 5th, 2005 05:53 PM
Dixie Flowers (for "not too romantic" I'd suggest daises or possibly lillies), chocolate, dinner, movie, concert or go to a play. Let her pick it if you don't know what kind of movie, music, food, plays, or activities she likes. Be sweet, listen to her drivel (as long as it's not about an ex-boyfriend) and just converse.
Feb 5th, 2005 03:30 PM
HickMan If he wanted an L he'd put one . Just get her some carnations and such, Schimid. I'm in the same boat as you right now. Only I get to dance with her tonight and then f*ck her afterwards. THIS TIME ON PURPOSE
Feb 5th, 2005 03:21 PM
-->oscam l.
Feb 5th, 2005 12:04 PM
Helm Shut up blueoatmea
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