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| Feb 18th, 2005 08:37 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype |
fuck all of you, I loved Constantine. fuck every one of you in your damned grimy assholes. bitches. |
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| Feb 18th, 2005 05:38 AM | ||
| Dole |
Is that initial post some horrific viral marketing thing?? Constantine is going to be fucking abysmal if the trailers are anything to go by. Keanu has as much dramatic presence as a warm lettuce. |
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| Feb 18th, 2005 04:46 AM | ||
| executioneer | post count ++ | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 10:49 PM | ||
| xenosoul | And the time is screwed up. its 8:59 central | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 10:48 PM | ||
| xenosoul | Hmm I just noticed that it said I posted that post on friday when in actuality its thursday. | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 10:47 PM | ||
| xenosoul | Im going to see it tommorow.. I hope it doesnt let me down. | |
| Feb 17th, 2005 07:17 PM | ||
| Matt Harty |
I don't know the history of the comic but I wanna see this movie for some reason. 
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| Feb 16th, 2005 05:36 PM | ||
| tenno |
the first time i saw the trailer, like when they spilled the water, what went through my head was, "wow, another matrix movie!" lol then i saw the demons and figured i was wrong |
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| Feb 10th, 2005 12:50 AM | ||
| ArrowX | maybe you won't, then again you don't even fucking know me. | |
| Feb 10th, 2005 12:49 AM | ||
| Immortal Goat | Just as any compliment towards you is sarcasm. If you dropped of the face of the earth, no one would ever miss you (or even know you were gone). | |
| Feb 10th, 2005 12:34 AM | ||
| ArrowX | It was sarcasm, he's such a poor actor I just had to say it made his preformance better because you wouldn't know he was even in the film. | |
| Feb 10th, 2005 12:31 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
I still don't see how NOT BEING CREDITED made his PERFORMANCE BETTER you sack of suck. 
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| Feb 9th, 2005 11:14 PM | ||
| HickMan | omfg can I suck you off? | |
| Feb 9th, 2005 11:11 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Brooke Shields .... Skye Daley William Sadler .... Dick Brian Eduardo Ricard .... George Ramirez #1 Henry Carbo .... George Ramirez #2 Deep Roy .... George Ramirez #3 Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros .... George Ramirez #3 Brian Brophy .... Kevin Michael Stoyanov .... Ernie Morgan Fairchild .... Stewardess Alex Zuckerman .... Stuey Gluck Megan Ward .... Julie Randy Quaid .... Elijah C. Skuggs Jaime Cardriche .... Toad Nicholas Cohn .... Bob Vila Look-A-Like Derek McGrath .... Worm Jeff Kahn .... Nosey John Hawkes .... Cowboy Mr. T .... The Bearded Lady Karyn Malchus .... Sockhead Lee Arenberg .... The Eternal Flame Patti Tippo .... Rosie the Pinhead Tim Burns .... Frogman Bob Goldthwait .... Sockhead as Tourist/Voice of Sockhead (as Bobcat Goldthwait) Don Stark .... Editor Arturo Gil .... Clown Alex Winter .... Ricky Coogan Tom Stern .... Man #2/Milkman Gibby Haynes .... Cheese Wart (as Gibson J. Haynes) Pamela Mant .... Nun Joe Baker .... Prof. Nigel Crump L.S. Kruse .... Peasant Woman #1 Marilyn Garcia .... Peasant Woman #2 Rick Le Clair .... Screaming Hippie Georgina Valdez .... Screaming Woman Calvert DeForest .... Larry 'Bud' Melman Michael Gilden .... Eye Joseph S. Griffo .... N. Eye Jack Yates .... Security Guy Ray Baker .... Bill Blazer J.D. Silvester .... Biker Jon M. Chu .... Giant Stuey Monster Vincent Hammond .... Giant Rick Monster David Bowe .... EES Assistant Chuck Bulot .... FBI Chief David Roberson .... FBI Guy James B. Rogers .... Another FBI Guy (as James Baxter Rogers) Keanu Reeves .... Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited) |
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| Feb 9th, 2005 09:24 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | Hey, nice work, that ALMOST made sense. | |
| Feb 9th, 2005 09:07 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
No his best preformance was in freaked, because they didn't add him in the credits 
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| Feb 9th, 2005 04:02 PM | ||
| sspadowsky |
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Fuck Keanu Reeves. His only good performance ever was in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. |
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| Feb 9th, 2005 01:12 PM | ||
| Mockery | I can't wait to see Constantine. It's gonna be hilariously bad. | |
| Feb 9th, 2005 01:06 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
when i first heard they were making a hellblazer movie i was all OMG  but now i'm kinda OMG  i'm gonna see it anyway, cuz i'm a sorry-ass fanboy like that. if it does well, maybe they'll ruin books of magic or preacher next.
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| Feb 9th, 2005 12:51 PM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
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| Feb 9th, 2005 11:02 AM | ||
| ziggytrix |
from IMDB: Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California. woah
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| Feb 8th, 2005 11:24 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | Yeah, i never thought Keanu Reeves was as bad as he is until i saw the trailer for this. I saw the trailer for Sin City in the same sitting though, and that looks like it will kick scientific buttloads of ass. | |
| Feb 8th, 2005 08:56 PM | ||
| DeadKennedys |
No matter how good it could be, it's already fucked up because Keanu reeves has a character in it
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| Feb 8th, 2005 05:06 PM | ||
| HickMan | yeah...FUCK movies. | |
| Feb 8th, 2005 03:51 PM | ||
| Rongi | keanu reeves is the worst god damn choice for constantine ever. | |
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