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Feb 22nd, 2005 09:26 PM
Studio8 Ew, I wouldn't wear a ******s pants. That's gross.
Feb 22nd, 2005 09:22 PM
rockets redglare http://www.Studio8.net || Beats the Pants off ******s and then Wears Those Pants.
Feb 22nd, 2005 04:45 PM
Studio8 You're racist
Feb 22nd, 2005 04:34 PM
Helm I hate it when fat fucking nerds come in to my work and suck down soft drinks (making themselves fatter) and get all huffy and puffy when I'm not there right away to fill up their glass with more Coke or Root Beer. They get all pissed off and then don't tip at all.

And yeah, it really sucks when someone runs you all over the place and then they think they do you a favor when they said "Keep the change" and they gave you a $20 bill and their bill was $18.50. That's pretty shitty.

You guys should feel like shit for not tipping.

Are there any black people here? Because they are the fucking worst. I hate them damn ******s.
Feb 22nd, 2005 03:01 PM
Studio8 I hate it when fat fucking nerds come in to my work and suck down soft drinks (making themselves fatter) and get all huffy and puffy when I'm not there right away to fill up their glass with more Coke or Root Beer. They get all pissed off and then don't tip at all.

And yeah, it really sucks when someone runs you all over the place and then they think they do you a favor when they said "Keep the change" and they gave you a $20 bill and their bill was $18.50. That's pretty shitty.

You guys should feel like shit for not tipping.

Are there any black people here? Because they are the fucking worst. The worst at tipping, I mean. They are good at other stuff.
Feb 22nd, 2005 03:00 PM
Studio8 I hate it when fat fucking nerds come in to my work and suck down soft drinks (making themselves fatter) and get all huffy and puffy when I'm not there right away to fill up their glass with more Coke or Root Beer. They get all pissed off and then don't tip at all.

And yeah, it really sucks when someone runs you all over the place and then they think they do you a favor when they said "Keep the change" and they gave you a $20 bill and their bill was $18.50. That's pretty shitty.

You guys should feel like shit for not tipping.

Are there any black people here? Because they are the fucking worst. The worst at tipping, I mean. They are good at other stuff.
Feb 17th, 2005 09:17 PM
NOT Jixby Phillips always tip 20%!
Feb 17th, 2005 09:16 PM
Archduke Tips Yes I do.
Feb 17th, 2005 09:15 PM
Command Prompt don't you mean queen
Feb 17th, 2005 09:14 PM
Archduke Tips
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Originally Posted by Command Prompt
Are you another one of those fags who thinks after you graduate the world will owe you a living because you're so much smarter now that you have a degree?
No, I am not "one of those fags." What kind of fag are you? If I was a fag, I think I would we be the "King of the Spiderbeasts" kind of fag.
Feb 17th, 2005 07:15 PM
Command Prompt Okay, I'm turning things over to you.
Feb 17th, 2005 07:08 PM
EisigerBiskuit
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Originally Posted by Command Prompt
And, yes, tipping serves no logical purpose, and it is merely a custom.
Leave
Feb 17th, 2005 07:06 PM
Matt Harty I said were done here.
Feb 17th, 2005 07:02 PM
Command Prompt Oh great, romeo is here.

Now I am gonna get it
Feb 17th, 2005 07:00 PM
Matt Harty
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tipping serves no logical purpose
Feb 17th, 2005 06:56 PM
Command Prompt And, yes, tipping serves no logical purpose, and it is merely a custom.

If you're too fucking good to tip then don't.

Jackass.
Feb 17th, 2005 06:54 PM
EisigerBiskuit Because morons can't cut hair, they can only pop off caps.
Feb 17th, 2005 06:45 PM
Command Prompt I said we're done here.

By the way, I never specifically pointed out which jobs were hard and which jobs weren't, or saying my job was harder, the overall message was that people shouldn't say that a specific group should be happy with thier working conditions and pay since thier job appears to be easy.

Like being an EMT or a paramedic or whatever you specifically pointed out.

And since you can open your own beer why don't you cut your own hair and make your own clothes then, mr fucking hardcore.

SERIOUSLY DUDE
Feb 17th, 2005 06:43 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Command Prompt

I have absolutely nothing solid in the way of a rebuttal, so I'll sarcastically call you an expert, and then insult everyone else on the message board, because my shitty job should be REVERED as the lofty and amazingly difficult career path it is, as important as firefighters or EMTs!
Seriously dude, how much bartending experience do you really have? Work in a club, tavern, restaraunt, all of the above? You haven't fucking defended SHIT. You've just insulted anyone who said bartending isn't hard without saying one fucking thing in the way of a counter-argument. Tell us why it's so hard. Tell us why you deserve a dollar for every beer you uncap? I've got a fuckin bottle opener on my keychain. It was given to me by my best friend when he was a bartender, ironically enough!!
Feb 17th, 2005 06:30 PM
Big Papa Goat profession?
Feb 17th, 2005 05:17 PM
Command Prompt
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
Service jobs in general are stressful and irritating which is why I didn't say it was an easy job, just comparatively easy to, say, waitering, or working at a fast food franchise; You don't have to rely on anyone else to get your work done, the bulk of the difficulty is in memorization, and in some places there isn't even a paper trail.

Wow, Eric the expert, you couldn't be anymore wrong. But I'm sick of defending this topic and my profession. Half of the people on this board won't be legal to go to a bar for at least 7 years and the other half don't belong in a bar, period.

Woe to the hard life of the fat know-it-all internet nerd.
Feb 17th, 2005 04:52 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Service jobs in general are stressful and irritating which is why I didn't say it was an easy job, just comparatively easy to, say, waitering, or working at a fast food franchise; You don't have to rely on anyone else to get your work done, the bulk of the difficulty is in memorization, and in some places there isn't even a paper trail.
But, then again, there are accountability issues because some drunken driver killed someone after leaving the bar you work at because there were over an hundred people at the bar and you can't keep your eye on every stupid, drunken bastard. Has anyone been sued for over-serving Big Macs? ... strike that ... that's probably pending in the court system as we speak.
Feb 17th, 2005 01:59 PM
Supafly345 The last time I was served by a bartender was at a milk bar, but we decided to just leave because tipping the bartender might be considered a little insensetive in those circumstances.
Feb 17th, 2005 01:28 PM
Anonymous Service jobs in general are stressful and irritating which is why I didn't say it was an easy job, just comparatively easy to, say, waitering, or working at a fast food franchise; You don't have to rely on anyone else to get your work done, the bulk of the difficulty is in memorization, and in some places there isn't even a paper trail.
Feb 17th, 2005 01:20 PM
ziggytrix That kinda depends on how much you like dealing with obnoxious drunk fuckers, and on how much your establishment let's a customer get away with before 86in em.

I'd think bartending is either the best or worst depending on the specific bar. But that's not really different than any other kind of job.
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