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Feb 22nd, 2005 10:43 PM
Alive Shidoobee
Feb 22nd, 2005 10:15 PM
ClementineClock pain is fun
Feb 22nd, 2005 05:26 PM
kellychaos Tattered.
Feb 21st, 2005 01:17 PM
ziggytrix Ha, you should have started shouting "CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!"
Feb 21st, 2005 12:40 PM
liquidstatik i've never been to NYC but one time this policeman tried to sale me weed as an attempt to catch me.
Feb 21st, 2005 12:21 PM
Rongi that might've been some really stupid attempt at suing you?
Feb 21st, 2005 12:15 PM
Matt Harty Please explain how metalmilitia.


Anyways, I was in NYC and some bald girl with no shoes is walking towards me with this full pink body suit on, and then she lunges. She proceeds to slap herself in the head really hard. Then she just keeps walking.

I walked passed the WWE store, and the guy in front says "I saw you hit that woman."
Feb 21st, 2005 11:55 AM
MetalMilitia I think you probably had it comming.
Feb 21st, 2005 11:52 AM
Rongi well that isnt the only reason i went there
Feb 21st, 2005 12:03 AM
Mr. Oysterhead Why did you want to see something Christo did in the first place?
Feb 20th, 2005 11:41 PM
ziggytrix i have no idea what you just said, but it sounds very gross.
Feb 20th, 2005 10:05 PM
the_dudefather a bunch of drunken yobs attacked our flat last night

they cracked a window and threw rubbish at our door. now there is pot noodle juice over it
Feb 20th, 2005 09:59 PM
Anonymous But then you could have gotten free ice cream.
Feb 20th, 2005 09:58 PM
Rongi but that smack in the head hurt like a motherfucker
Feb 20th, 2005 09:54 PM
Rongi the guy was a mental patient that obviously was let out and they didnt care where he went. it wouldnt have been worth it to beat him because it would be like beating up a retarded kid for throwing an icecream cone at you
Feb 20th, 2005 09:54 PM
Anonymous You two should've beaten him up and pickpocketed him.
Feb 20th, 2005 09:53 PM
sadie don't mind the maggots.
Feb 20th, 2005 09:12 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 20th, 2005 08:39 PM
Rongi
I got attacked today

I am not liking NYC right now

Today I decided to go into NYC with a couple of my buddies to see the Cristo Exhibit in central park. ( This dude put all these orange curtains in central park. it looks cooler than it sounds ). so later on as we headed back to penn station, my friend ran up to some shitty hat stand to get a shitty hat. I ran up to follow him, and some junkie comes over and smacks me really hard across the head because he thinks i pick pocketed him. My friend almost kicked the shit out of him but decided the poor bastard was fucked up in the head enough. I decided not to call the cops because I just wanted to go home.

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