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| Mar 9th, 2005 03:15 PM | |||
| ziggytrix |
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It's also possible that her photo-op pose includes a bit of a squint cuz the dumb bitch thinks it looks sexy... she does seem to squint her left eye a bit in all those pics. Or it could be botched plastic surgery, who the fuck knows. But normal people squint sometimes too is all I really set out to say. |
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| Mar 9th, 2005 02:05 PM | |||
| Galvatron |
Wow... So some people actually still think she's attractive. Well I'll give you some good reasons why she ISN'T. Everytime I've seen her face, whether it be from a picture, or a film camera, her face is unusually shiny. Why, you might be asking? Because, apparently the pores upon her countenance produce more skin grease than ANYTHING that's ever lived, and that INCLUDES your average trekkie (or whatever the hell they call themselves now) Secondly, those eyes. They seem somewhat hypnotic, because they are different from other blue eyes. The reason for that is there is no life in those eyes. Just a shroud of what may have once been a human being. What you have there is a soul-less spectre that might just steal your soul, all while fellating you by the light of a night-vision camera. Third. That smile. Look at all the pictures above. She has the same smile each time. That's not so uncommon in itself, but look deeper into that smile. Look at the way her eyes are partly closed and arched ever so slightly into a subtle, practically unnoticeable glare. That bitch is planning something. Something evil. Fourth, and Finally, Attention whore, attention whore, attention whore. Before the internet became big, the concept of attention whoring was usually reserved for idiots in high school. Ever since the act of filming something, then putting it on the internet became a reality, attention whores have returned to their true destiny. Now, any sensible person on the internet hates the attention whore. (And you know what I'm talking about, when a person submits themself depicted in a way to purposefully humiliate themselves. or to prove they can do a backflip onto concrete without getting hurt) That basic rule alone is why everyone should hate Paris Hilton. She'll do anything to grab the media's eye, except of course, something meaningful, because that of course, would take an honest effort |
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| Mar 9th, 2005 09:39 AM | |||
| Jeanette X |
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| Mar 8th, 2005 08:20 PM | |||
| Sergeant_Tibbs | In the third picture down why is one eye bigger than the other? Was she hit in the head with a rock as a kid? Maybe its a bad picture because her nose looks like shit too. | ||
| Mar 7th, 2005 11:28 PM | |||
| beoulve913 | You must be gay, shes SUPER HOT! | ||
| Mar 7th, 2005 11:26 PM | |||
| HickMan | I don't find her the least bit attractive. Am I gay..or what? | ||
| Mar 7th, 2005 01:37 PM | |||
| Helm | Not pretty. She's practised her socialite face a lot that's why it's always tilted, always the same smile | ||
| Mar 7th, 2005 01:10 PM | |||
| Studio8 | I really don't think she's that pretty, either. I guess she has okay looking breasts, but her face is kind of gross. | ||
| Mar 6th, 2005 05:04 PM | |||
| Bod | I see, a bit like Tara Palmer-Tomkinson who wasn't a celebrity until she went on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here", whined a lot, shagged some semi-famous blokes and now is a household name. | ||
| Mar 4th, 2005 04:41 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
I think that's the first picture of her right side that I've ever seen. Normally, it must be hieous! 
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| Mar 3rd, 2005 08:04 PM | |||
| thebiggameover |
cause her neck is tired from all the cock sucking... :/ |
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| Mar 3rd, 2005 08:01 PM | |||
| Jeanette X |
How come every time I see a picture of this silly bitch, her head is always tilted?  
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| Mar 3rd, 2005 05:45 PM | |||
| Helm | Shut the fuck up, cock. | ||
| Mar 3rd, 2005 05:27 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
VHM Forum. 
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| Mar 3rd, 2005 05:12 PM | |||
| Helm | MMMAGNUM!! | ||
| Mar 3rd, 2005 04:41 PM | |||
| kellychaos | Is that an extra ass on her hip? | ||
| Mar 2nd, 2005 11:19 PM | |||
| DeadKennedys |
Paris Hilton sucks one guy's dick and she's America's sweetheart. I sound like Mugatu here, but... SHE'S GOT ONE LOOK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!  ugh ugh  UGH Put some clothes on you hussy |
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| Feb 26th, 2005 08:22 PM | |||
| Mr. Oysterhead | It's there, I believe you meant ma'am, and it's sir, for future reference. | ||
| Feb 26th, 2005 07:49 PM | |||
| Number17 |
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| Feb 26th, 2005 07:13 PM | |||
| Mr. Oysterhead | Thanks, captain obvious. I really needed you to tell me that. | ||
| Feb 26th, 2005 06:32 PM | |||
| Number17 |
I dunno... I really find this hard to believe. Its pretty funny though. |
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| Feb 26th, 2005 05:26 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
Britney and Kevin forever! TLA!!
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| Feb 26th, 2005 05:23 PM | |||
| Marine |
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| Feb 26th, 2005 04:52 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
You forgot about her clothing line!
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| Feb 26th, 2005 04:07 PM | |||
| Marine |
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