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Mar 11th, 2005 08:07 PM
executioneer i stole some magic cards once just to see if i could (and i could lol)
Mar 11th, 2005 03:45 PM
Guitar Woman When I was 15, I would steal anything. Work gloves, loose change, hedge trimmers, stationary, food, etc.
I also loaded up on packets of free condiments at various fast food restraunts. I still do that, because I'm a fucking cheapskate. :_:
Mar 11th, 2005 02:03 AM
NOT Jixby Phillips So, uh, what kind of things do you steal? Where from? How do you accomplish this?

*gets on the phone with the police... waits for bigmclargehuge to answer my questions*
Mar 11th, 2005 01:13 AM
Big McLargehuge That's what i was going for
Mar 10th, 2005 11:47 AM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
I only steal from places i fucking hate. I don't steal from places i respect. Or from people, ever.
I almost don't hate you now.
Mar 10th, 2005 12:03 AM
executioneer drunkard
Mar 10th, 2005 12:01 AM
ArrowX So he would be slip in take off in a Vista Colt man?
Mar 9th, 2005 11:57 PM
executioneer most doors unlock from the inside arrox
Mar 9th, 2005 11:51 PM
Emu ArrowX, physics professor
Mar 9th, 2005 11:51 PM
ArrowX But how would he get out through said cracks holding a 56' rear projection tv? It would be like enlongated man could stretch out but not back.
Mar 9th, 2005 05:00 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
I'm to tall and skinny to steal anything besides paper.
You could slip through cracks in building late at night, after-hours and become Stealing Man ... by stealing stuff 'cause you're so skinny and can slip thruough stuff. OMG!
Mar 9th, 2005 12:03 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
Re: I'm a god damned theif

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i am always stealing shit. i get away with it, and i am really good at it but i am starting to feel bad.
If I were you, I would funnel the energy you expend in being a shoplifting pile of shit into something positive....maybe learn to speak English, or learn a trade. You could be a janitor and clean up other peoples piss from train station floors......

Dear Cosmo Electrolux,
You have colon cancer. Can you not tell I am serious? You have been warned before it became cancer and you shirked your responsibility to your children by not consulting a doctor. Now it will be emotionaly turbulent for all those around you.

Sincerely, Evil Robot
Dear Robot,

You are neither evil, nor a robot...you are an incontinent 14 year old with an internet connection and no concept of comedy. Stop now.

Cosmo

P.S. The letter thing was mine three years ago, you myopic douchbag. Cease and desist.....dickhole.
Mar 9th, 2005 03:30 AM
Big McLargehuge Except i leave notes
Mar 9th, 2005 03:29 AM
Emu Stealing from places you hate is like punching a guy in the dark. It doesn't accomplish anything because they don't realize it was done because you hate them.
Mar 9th, 2005 03:16 AM
Big McLargehuge I only steal from places i fucking hate. I don't steal from places i respect. Or from people, ever.
Mar 9th, 2005 01:30 AM
Emu GALVATRON, ADVICE GIVER BOT 200
Mar 9th, 2005 01:26 AM
Galvatron
Re: I'm a god damned theif

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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i am always stealing shit. i get away with it, and i am really good at it but i am starting to feel bad.
Well, at least you're starting to feel remorse. Now you have to learn how to stop.. And maybe apologize, depending who you stole from
Mar 9th, 2005 12:11 AM
Evil Robot
Re: I'm a god damned theif

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i am always stealing shit. i get away with it, and i am really good at it but i am starting to feel bad.
If I were you, I would funnel the energy you expend in being a shoplifting pile of shit into something positive....maybe learn to speak English, or learn a trade. You could be a janitor and clean up other peoples piss from train station floors......

Dear Cosmo Electrolux,
You have colon cancer. Can you not tell I am serious? You have been warned before it became cancer and you shirked your responsibility to your children by not consulting a doctor. Now it will be emotionaly turbulent for all those around you.

Sincerely, Evil Robot
Mar 8th, 2005 12:18 PM
NOT Jixby Phillips Stealing definately sucks :/
Mar 8th, 2005 12:14 PM
AChimp Stealing is for fags.
Mar 8th, 2005 11:51 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Re: I'm a god damned theif

Quote:
Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i am always stealing shit. i get away with it, and i am really good at it but i am starting to feel bad.
If I were you, I would funnel the energy you expend in being a shoplifting pile of shit into something positive....maybe learn to speak English, or learn a trade. You could be a janitor and clean up other peoples piss from train station floors......
Mar 8th, 2005 11:46 AM
Cosmo Electrolux and you can't fucking spell either
Mar 8th, 2005 11:37 AM
DamnthatDavid I'm to tall and skinny to steal anything besides paper.
Mar 8th, 2005 10:52 AM
Matt Harty Stealing is a trashy thing to do so I tend to use money.
Mar 8th, 2005 10:35 AM
EisigerBiskuit Free stuff during a hurricane sounded good at first, right? Backup power at Bestbuy
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