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Mar 20th, 2005 10:24 PM

Command Prompt

Yeah, He'd totally have more of a chance if he wore that

Mar 20th, 2005 09:15 PM

Matt Harty

STABS YOU

Mar 20th, 2005 09:00 PM

Telltolin

little bit of both

Mar 20th, 2005 08:37 PM

ziggytrix

Are you an idiot, or was that an attempt at humor?

Mar 20th, 2005 08:07 PM

Telltolin

...

Copywrite a paper bag?

Mar 12th, 2005 11:23 PM

NOT Jixby Phillips

I have the perfect solution!

Mar 12th, 2005 10:04 PM

Cosmo Electrolux

That's really weird James....creepy weird. I'm in agreement with Chimp on this one...or maybe just fuck with her and insist that it is you......

Mar 11th, 2005 11:40 PM

felix_tibs

I dunno man, that dude in the photo was pretty old... i mean, id still have hit and all but still...

Mar 11th, 2005 11:35 PM

James

James: Also, the guy in the picture has his eyes WAY too close together.
James: Like, when I'm not looking directly at it, it looks like a Cyclops.
James: A Cyclops who's trying to lure me into his van with candy. :-(

Chojin stopped talking to me.

Mar 11th, 2005 11:31 PM

McClain

I'd hit it. The dude, I mean.

Mar 11th, 2005 11:23 PM

James

She reminds me of the Mouth of Sauron, which means I'd probably have sex with her if she dressed up like him.

Mar 11th, 2005 11:14 PM

Esuohlim

Cropping out the rest of the head makes her look almost cute

Mar 11th, 2005 11:12 PM

AChimp

Mar 11th, 2005 11:01 PM

James

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS

maybe "Sabryna" is just one of many aliases she uses on the web?

The e-mail address she used was an .edu college IP. The college and the name both came up together when I searched just her name, and the state the college was in was also the state that she had listed on the geneaology site. I did all this research because I was trying to figure out what the fuck.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galvatron

Whenever I'm in a dilemma where I can just ignore the problem without there being any consequences, I ignore it.

You know why you want to try to contact her. You're hoping she'll be hot and might even be "into" you. But considering the circumstances, that is not the case. At least the first part. But I don't blame you. I mean, who doesn't have fantasies about a hot chick taking notice of us for something we've done, but the problem is, alot of really attractive women aren't observant enough to notice...well..anything. But I'm going off on a tangent at this point.

Anyway. Ignore it, it's much easier that way

OK, I will say this very nicely.

WHAT IN THE HOLY JESUS MCFUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

James: Explain to me something.
James: HELLO ARE YOU THERE HELLO
Chojin: I DO BELIEVE
James: Why is it whenever I make a thread that features a story involving people who are not me, some retard always decides to play Backseat Therapist and imposes their opinions upon my story?
James: A girl e-mails me. I am confused. "OH I BET YOU WANT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER LAFFO"
Chojin: cause of your reputation
James: But this is Galvatron, who just showed up recently. He wouldn't know of my hilarious character profile. :-(
Chojin: he is what we call an 'internet fag'
Chojin: they think about what they would do, realize it's lame and stupid, and then quickly apply it to someone else to distance themselves from it
James: That would make sense.
James: For the record:
James: http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com...0002photo.html
James: You take a look, and YOU decide if I was thinking "BOY I HOPE SHE LOVES ME!"
Chojin: she looks like one of those animals with stretched, wacky faces on greeting cards
James: She reminds me of those mushroom monsters from Mom and Dad Save the World. :-(
James: MY DREAM GIRLLLLL

Mar 11th, 2005 11:00 PM

AChimp

E-mail her a picture of a penis, and be all like "REMEMBER THIS???"

Mar 11th, 2005 10:48 PM

James

Quote:

Dear Mr. Light,

I am sorry that I have been so cryptic, it's just that I didn't know the James Light I am looking for through buisness, we were lovers. One night we had this connection, he drew me, we made love and he moved a few days later. This all happened about five years ago, so much of what I remember about him is long gone but I am impelled to try to find him. I had his e-mail address but he changed it. So I have been trying to track him down via his art, which I find he has signed from time to time on the internet. Everyone seeems to have the one that got away, and he is mine.

I am looking for a James Light who lived in Pleasanton CA for about a year and then moved north out of state. I don't think your him, because he had apparently been in love with me for months before I knew more than his first name, and I would hope he would still remember mine. Just the same thanks for your help.

Best Wishes,

Sabryna Purselle

Mar 11th, 2005 08:26 PM

Mr. Oysterhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

The e-mail would be a tip

The e-mail says she isn't so sure.

Mar 11th, 2005 08:12 PM

sports

Same here.

Mar 11th, 2005 06:32 PM

ziggytrix

I hope this turns out fun.

Mar 11th, 2005 06:26 PM

Anonymous

The e-mail would be a tip

Mar 11th, 2005 06:07 PM

Mr. Oysterhead

How do you know she's looking for you?

Mar 11th, 2005 06:03 PM

Drev

James should become a doctor.

Mar 11th, 2005 05:42 PM

maybe "Sabryna" is just one of many aliases she uses on the web?

Mar 11th, 2005 04:39 PM

Esuohlim

James this could finally be the one that WON'T trade you in for a vibrator

Mar 11th, 2005 03:46 PM

ziggytrix

I say have some fun with it. You know what you should do.

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