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| Mar 28th, 2005 02:24 PM | ||
| Chojin |
personman, alt of theone89, ban circumvent, ban extended. MODERATOR ROBOT CRUSH KILL DESTROY |
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| Mar 27th, 2005 10:37 PM | ||
| Personman | Are You In Any Of The Movies -Rog- ? | |
| Mar 25th, 2005 05:16 AM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
Meetings Well I have two jobs and so therefore have three different types of meeting. In my part time job meetings involve of us sitting on chairs facing the boss and him telling us about the company and showing us figures that we aren't particularily fussed about. He then asks us if anyone reads the newsletter and what was in it last month to resounding silence. I do read it but I cannot rememeber what was in it after I read it. He was very disapointed when no-one said anything. Second job has two meetings. The first is when its just my boss and the other tech. I have to show my boss my logbook which normally involves thrilling tasks such as "put paper in the printers" and "reset a user profile" and "deleted some files from this user". There is rarely anything immensely interesting that has happened in my book. Then he tells us what is going to happen the current week, which again is normally nothing exciting. The third type of meeting I have is an assembly of other people who do my job and other locations. We all meet up and no-one has coffee despite it being made every time and also hardly anyone touches the biscuits. Last time was crazy because my boss wasn't there to chair so it desended into a idle gossip to delay the end of the meeting. Sometimes at uni when they are trying to force you to become a cohesive group they have a team building exercise. They did the NASA one which is physically impossible anyway and besides, I'm on a computing degree, not being an astronaut, how am I meant to know about propulsion and space? I'm sure meetings can be good when they have a purpose. For example see The Office episode when he tells everyone there are going to be some redundancies yet he is being promoted and getting a pay rise.... |
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| Mar 25th, 2005 04:20 AM | ||
| Helm | Shut up. | |
| Mar 25th, 2005 02:55 AM | ||
| Archduke Tips | My material is doing just fine, thank you. How is your material these days? | |
| Mar 24th, 2005 12:06 PM | ||
| Anonymous | You should study your own material before you present it to others. | |
| Mar 24th, 2005 11:29 AM | ||
| Archduke Tips |
Quote:
Maybe you ought to learn not to speak when you really have nothing to say. |
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| Mar 24th, 2005 01:17 AM | ||
| Helm | Shut up. | |
| Mar 24th, 2005 01:00 AM | ||
| Archduke Tips |
I've done that thing where you drink a lot one night and the next day a 60+ year old man offers you a blowjob. How do you think that feels you panzy? |
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| Mar 24th, 2005 12:50 AM | ||
| Mike P | I've actually done the thing where you use freshly-printed paper to warm yourself. It's quite a sad sight. | |
| Mar 23rd, 2005 12:29 PM | ||
| mburbank | Way to write something about something, Red Leader one! | |
| Mar 23rd, 2005 09:12 AM | ||
| noob3 |
hell yes fucking swindlers FUCK I-MOCKERY DOWN WITH I-MOCKERY BULLSHIT FOREVER!! BURN TI DOWN! |
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| Mar 23rd, 2005 09:11 AM | ||
| RedLeader01 | ...and you both suck! You're better off going back to swindling money from people for the zombie movie. | |
| Mar 23rd, 2005 09:06 AM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | Holy shit!!!! You work for the same company I do???? | |
| Mar 23rd, 2005 02:22 AM | ||
| Mockery |
More National Lampoon stuff... For those of you who work in office environments, this one might hit fairly close to home. My latest piece for National Lampoon is all about the absurd amount of pointless meetings that take place in the office every week. SCHEDULED MEETINGS FOR THE WEEK OF 3/21 http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03...edmeetings.asp Enjoy! |
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