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Mar 29th, 2005 09:23 AM
pjalne
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Ancient Sources for Lilitu/Lilit


LILITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Mar 29th, 2005 04:52 AM
BlueOatmeal Robin Williams! CLASSIC! I LOVE YOU!
Mar 29th, 2005 03:07 AM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by pjalne
All fundies SHOULD know about Lillith, she's like the mother of all demons. Christ, she's even the mother of that guy in Aladdin's lamp.
robin williams?
Mar 29th, 2005 02:02 AM
ziggytrix http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/~humm/Topics/Lilith/

the first two links on that page are kinda neat. tho someone might justifiably shout "Vampire: the Masquarade Forum " at this point...
Mar 28th, 2005 09:44 PM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by pjalne
Yeah, I just think they should know about her. And a lot of other stuff. It pisses me off when they're trying to teach me about the bible when they know less about it than I do. And when I try to tell them about how stuff like Lillith ties into folklore and start on a long story ending in something like "...and that's how Christianity and Norse mythology merged at certain points and we got the word 'nightmare'," they just get mad and throw a bible at me for being a heretic.

linky linky?

Not the throwing Bibles at you, the apocraphyl stuff.

Although, the Bible throwing stuff would be cool too.
Mar 28th, 2005 09:35 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Most Honorable Brother Choi,

I appreciate your concern, but when I say saved, I meant becoming an endentured servant to the superstition they refer to as their religion. Please accept my apologies for not being more forthright in my descriptions, as it is late and I have had many beers.

I remain your most faithful friend and ally,

Cosmo
Mar 28th, 2005 09:21 PM
Triad-Brother Choi Mister Electrolux,
I shall endeavour to remember that if it looks to me you are falling from a high cliff, or about to be stabbed in dark alley, I will not try to save you despite you being such a good friend to the Triad.

Thinking of your wishes,
Choi.
Mar 28th, 2005 09:11 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Be grateful they don't throw rocks at you.
even worse...they try to "save" me....
Mar 28th, 2005 06:50 PM
pjalne True.
Mar 28th, 2005 06:44 PM
ziggytrix Be grateful they don't throw rocks at you.
Mar 28th, 2005 06:10 PM
pjalne Yeah, I just think they should know about her. And a lot of other stuff. It pisses me off when they're trying to teach me about the bible when they know less about it than I do. And when I try to tell them about how stuff like Lillith ties into folklore and start on a long story ending in something like "...and that's how Christianity and Norse mythology merged at certain points and we got the word 'nightmare'," they just get mad and throw a bible at me for being a heretic.
Mar 28th, 2005 05:59 PM
ziggytrix Lilith is apocryphal Hebrew folklore - there's no reason for Christians to know about her since she isn't in the Bible.
Mar 28th, 2005 05:25 PM
pjalne I think there was another woman as well, and then Eve was the third.

All fundies SHOULD know about Lillith, she's like the mother of all demons. Christ, she's even the mother of that guy in Aladdin's lamp.
Mar 28th, 2005 04:33 PM
Cosmo Electrolux most fundies don't know about Lilith....
Mar 28th, 2005 02:32 PM
ArrowX Lilith was made from clay the same time Adam was but got was all you suck and wacked her for not being sub-servient to adam. I told her that and she was like BULLSHIT then asked her mom and hasn't touched the subject since....she's aslo a pill head she steals tylenod and things like that from medicine cabnets anywhere to get a buzz
Mar 28th, 2005 12:41 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by El Blanco
How religious can she be if she doesn't know the Biblical answer is Adam's rib?
But Blanco, Adam was made of clay, so vicariously, she would be too. God, use some common sense! :biblical sarcasm
Mar 27th, 2005 09:46 PM
El Blanco How religious can she be if she doesn't know the Biblical answer is Adam's rib?
Mar 27th, 2005 01:22 PM
ArrowX

I asked the most religious person i know, "how was eve made"

she Replied "God made her out of clay"

Mar 27th, 2005 12:55 PM
davinxtk No, ArrowX, the failed attempts at humans were left scattered around the earth.

How do you think Cain found a wife after he left his parents, who were the only other humans alive at the time?


Wait a minute.

Maybe that's why society is in such shambles!
We've been breeding with the rough drafts!
Mar 26th, 2005 10:24 PM
ArrowX I'm surprised the end of this BS hasn't come from inside their group. Maybe one of thir equally stupid cohorts could ask them if maybe they were wiped out by god for being failed attempts and Humans?
Mar 26th, 2005 08:27 PM
ziggytrix Some scientists speculate it was climate change that wiped out the LARGER dinos, yet the smaller ones survived and gave rise to BIRDS.

THEY LIVE.
Mar 26th, 2005 07:58 PM
El Blanco Considering how dinosaurs were wiped out by a cataclysmic event, they really don't fit into an argument about evolution. We aren't visibly related to them. Unless we are talking about another animal.

Neanderthals are a much better example.
Mar 26th, 2005 07:39 PM
whoreable I heard a serious radio show talking about things like this. Bascially it starts off as an interesting discussion about dinosaurs and what may have happened to them then turns into some ridiculous religious argument how evolution is stupid. The guy on the radio show(high school biology teacher) believed that dinosours walk the earth today and that this totally discredits the theory of evolution.

Granted he didnt talk about how he was planning to capture a dinosaur to prove the exisitance of god, but it was almost equally retarded. Shit like that makes me question if things like this could be real.
Mar 26th, 2005 07:20 PM
Baalzamon
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Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.
that has to be a joke. just for that alone
Mar 26th, 2005 01:01 PM
ziggytrix What about all the linked sites, they seem kinda nuts too. I'm positive http://objective.jesussave.us is a joke, but I'm not so sure about the banner links and stuff.
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