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Jun 10th, 2005 07:41 PM
Marc Summers
Re: What your poop says about you.
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Originally Posted by James
...It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water [swoosh]."
Yea, mine sounds like that...

If the diver weighed 400 pounds and was doing a belly flop

My life is over
Jun 10th, 2005 06:24 PM
James Oompa Loompas. We already covered that.
Jun 10th, 2005 05:50 PM
Zbu Manowar So this is what happens when Oprah goes senile and her mentally retarded chimps follow her. Who the hell goes on national TV and talks about their 'roids?
May 27th, 2005 06:17 PM
kellychaos
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On top of suggesting to Susan and Maureen to change their diets, Dr. Oz says that Susan and Maureen need to pass gas more often and not be ashamed—we all need to! Dr. Oz says that the average person passes gas 14 times a day—and less than one percent of it actually smells. He says it's so important that we start creating a "no embarrassment zone"—we need to pass this much gas!
May 27th, 2005 12:10 PM
Matt Harty HOLY SHIT LOL
May 26th, 2005 09:54 AM
G-Man [quote="Geggy"]
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Dr. Oz says it's important to listen to what your bowel tells you.
I've heard a lot of crazy crap in my time and all of it came from my bowels.
May 15th, 2005 04:26 AM
Geggy
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Dr. Oz says it's important to listen to what your bowel tells you.
pfffffft...
May 14th, 2005 02:41 PM
kellychaos
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The next thing Dr. Oz recommends is looking at your stool—c'mon, you've done it before! You should look twice—look at the shape and then, the color.
Twenty-five Helens agree.
May 14th, 2005 02:00 PM
James
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Originally Posted by eggyolk


Maureen (right), a mother of four children, says "My hemorrhoids feel so bad that it's like grapes hanging out of my rear,"

:/
The fact that she kind of looks like an Oompa Loompa just adds to it.
May 14th, 2005 07:32 AM
Dole What your poop says about you: 'You bastard! I'm drowning!! Help me! heeeellllp....meeeeeeee'
May 14th, 2005 01:50 AM
eggyolk

Maureen (right), a mother of four children, says "My hemorrhoids feel so bad that it's like grapes hanging out of my rear,"

:/
May 14th, 2005 12:53 AM
James
What your poop says about you.
I found it very interesting to open up IE, and have the Netscape home page show up with the word "POOP" staring me in the face.

What's even stranger is the actual article it links to.

http://www2.oprah.com/health/yourbod...tion_101.jhtml

"You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water. If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, 'plop, plop, plop,' that's not right because it means you're constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water [swoosh]."

A diver... from Acapulco? I suppose you shouldn't look for a level of normalcy when it comes to a doctor of poop, but WHERE the hell does someone come up with this shit (pun intended)?

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