| Feb 19th, 2003 12:24 PM |
| Spectre X |
what's Kangaroo Jack about? and, if he does dr. Evil impressions, tell me the writers. I will KILL them.
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| Feb 6th, 2003 01:08 PM |
| Generator86 |
No, I meant that "Just Married" was better than "Kangaroo Jack" because of Brittany Murphy. I think Hollywood is going to be pretty hard-pressed to come up with a shittier idea than a fucking rapping kangaroo. Well, I suppose they COULD make a Teletubbies movie...
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| Feb 5th, 2003 02:54 AM |
| Jixby Phillips |
How the fuck does ANY actor or actress make ANY movie worse than a movie that has a fucking computor-generated kangaroo that raps and does Dr. Evil impressions???
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| Feb 4th, 2003 03:45 PM |
| Generator86 |
You know what puts "Just Married" ahead of "Kangaroo Jack"? Brittany Murphy. There's just something about how she looks like she willingly took a couple of ruphies along with about 17 bong hits so she could star in a gangbang movie that turns me on.
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| Feb 4th, 2003 04:37 AM |
| kinot |
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I love how people complain about these movies being shit after paying $8 to see them because they actually thought they wouldn't be.
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That's how Kangaroo Jack got in first place with box office sales for one week. And then it slumped down because everyone hated that movie :/
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 10:41 PM |
| !!!! |
I love how people complain about these movies being shit after paying $8 to see them because they actually thought they wouldn't be.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 09:23 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
I bet you you are that deathmetal kid in my Drafting class 3 years ago who walked up to me and said "HOW CAN YOU STAND THAT!!" when my desk was right next to the boombox playing some light piano music around christmas time.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 07:57 PM |
| JeefGyle |
Just married was iguana shit, I hated it. Even the parts that had potential to be semi-funny were masked by that shitty soundtrack. I swear the whole thing was done on a xylaphone (sp?)
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 06:16 PM |
| CastroMotorOil |
Me and my friends found some of it. havn't watched it and i am not at home so i can't get the name as of yet. Go to www.thesmokinggun.com and they have names of the movies and screenshots. They also have a list of the sick shit she did in just ONE movie. Everything form feet to like drinking piss and stuff. Funny
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 06:16 PM |
| Zomboid |
Ugh. They also want, or already got, akiva goldsman to do some writing for batman vs superman. One of the main guys blamed for the batman franchise blowing ass, and they want him back. Same exact thing with joel schumacher. I hate that guy, but I can't hate him too much cause of the lost boys
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 04:57 PM |
| Les Waste |
I tried to search to find some of the bondage porn the girl from that show has been in, but I couldn't find it. Maybe it's just really obscure or something.
and I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller, slash the backs of my knees, and eat my own feces than watch Kangeroo Jack.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 04:27 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
Big fucking surprise 
I was watching E-News daily and they found out that one of the girls on that show did a lot of foot fetish/bondage porn. THAT IS VERY INTERESTING TO ME 
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 04:04 PM |
| James |
Daphne's turning me on today.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 04:04 PM |
| CastroMotorOil |
The subtitles were great, me and my friends were laughing our asses off at the Slurp...Slurp...Gulp.. part. BUT WHY WAS MOJO KICKED OFF WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY. Also I want to be as cool as Paul Hogan when I grow up.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 03:37 PM |
| Daphne |
haha, that show is a riot. Did you see last week when they went off to hump and forgot they had mikes on? Iit had subtitles! (gulp....slurp....tee hee...oh yeah!!)
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 03:19 PM |
| CastroMotorOil |
yeah daphne you are right, he does look kinda like him. I'm sad to admit I'm hooked on that show. Especially since the one girl was a former fetish porn star.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 02:22 PM |
| Daphne |
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Originally Posted by Mockery
You think that's bad? They're also talking to the guy from Joe Millionaire about playing Superman.  |
that's kinda funny, I said he looked like an older version of Clark (on Smallville). He can't act, but he's got the look, I hate to admit it.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 12:59 PM |
| James |
Sadly, both of those are better than the original choice: Nicholas Cage.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 12:53 PM |
| Mockery |
You think that's bad? They're also talking to the guy from Joe Millionaire about playing Superman.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 12:45 PM |
| Protoclown |
they are talking about having Ashton Kutcher play Superman.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 09:37 AM |
| Misinformation Man |
DID YOU KNOW:
Superman's former home of Krypton was actually modelled after our own planet, as portrayed in Waterworld.
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| Feb 3rd, 2003 09:32 AM |
| Daphne |
they are talking about having Ashton Kutcher play Superman.
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| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:52 PM |
| Grazzt |
Kangaroo Jack is another reason why Jerry Bruckheimer should be executed.
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| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:36 PM |
| Les Waste |
As bad as Just Married might be, there is no way it could be worse than Kangeroo Jack.
Kangeroo Jack single-handedly disproves God.
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| Feb 2nd, 2003 10:08 PM |
| Michael |
Kangaroo Jack sucked kangaroo balls. I can't believe I wasted $7.80 on it. Ripoff. Don't see it if you haven't.
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