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| May 29th, 2005 10:51 AM | |
| MetalMilitia | Deers Against Drunk Drivers |
| May 29th, 2005 10:21 AM | |
| Lotida | Deer hate drunk drivers. |
| May 29th, 2005 06:39 AM | |
| Archduke Tips |
darn it. imagedump won't let me remote link images that are hilarious that I somehow randomly find. So instead, let me explain them to you. The first one was hitler saying something about somebody named Vance being cool or some shit like that. The second was a picture of two buckets of shrimp that said "Shrimp pwned" for some reason. Now think about that and apply it to your situation. |
| May 29th, 2005 05:23 AM | |
| Evil Robot | I forgot to mention I was doing 70+- mph when God pressed ctr-alt-delete. |
| May 29th, 2005 05:05 AM | |
| Evil Robot |
POST NEW TOPIC!! I JUST HIT A DEER AND HAVE NO LEFT HEADLIG IT'S TRUE!!!! No, seriously, I just nailed this deer on my way home from the bronx. I was ducking on and off the taconic parkway since i assume i;m drunk. ( Being drunk had nothing to do with it, I could have been stone cold sober, that animal TOTALY chose me). I was all like "doo dee doo I'm just mindin' my own fuckin' bussiness, drivin' down this peacefull country road, hypnotized by the glow that eminates from downtown manhattan. Im talking about the orange sky you can see from the nortern suburbs.) So My previously showroom condition 92 dodge spirit is now just some bullshit used car. I left the animal, which was laying on the other side of the road. I cursed at it as if it spoke english. If any actuall human heared me they would think HBO was filming the sopranos again. please send new headlight, grill assy., hood, LF fender. |
