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Jun 27th, 2005 04:47 PM
kellychaos Did I miss the diaper changing and/or spoon-feeding scene?
Jun 26th, 2005 01:32 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by Dole
And incidentally, the second you head off to wisconsin, your 'boyfriend' is going to be running around town, screaming like a banshee whilst plunging his oily child-cock into any and every available human orifice that stops twitching long enough for him to dribble his turgid lovepiss into it.
My friend, that was sheer poetry.
Jun 26th, 2005 01:03 PM
Tara you are correct.
Jun 26th, 2005 02:44 AM
sadie i really wish you'd work on your contractions.
Jun 25th, 2005 07:54 PM
Tara Your way too young for cloying relationships. Go to Wisconsin, get laid and let him leave you for this reason. He'll be a much better guy for it. Unless he cries about it. Then he's a pussy and your much better off without him.

And stop making threads about this crap. It's annoying.
Jun 24th, 2005 04:10 PM
Rez your boyfriend is five years old but he smells like 20 yr old potatoes.
Jun 23rd, 2005 04:54 PM
kellychaos < Just shook my head >
Jun 22nd, 2005 07:46 PM
rockets redglare Your boyfriend is a faggot
Jun 22nd, 2005 04:50 PM
kellychaos Did he at least blink once for "yes" or twice for "no" to the first two questions?

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Jun 22nd, 2005 09:33 AM
Dole
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I'm 13, but people say I act like a 20 year old alcoholic.
..apart from when I post, when people say I write like a 5 year old who is still struggling with basic speech and motor functions.

And incidentally, the second you head off to wisconsin, your 'boyfriend' is going to be running around town, screaming like a banshee whilst plunging his oily child-cock into any and every available human orifice that stops twitching long enough for him to dribble his turgid lovepiss into it.

Still, have a great time, you shit character you.
Jun 22nd, 2005 09:16 AM
Supafly345 You know, an owner of a lonely heart is much better than an owner of you.
Jun 22nd, 2005 05:37 AM
BrokenHeart
Hmmm...Today, my boyfriend did something so sweet. ^^ :)

Today I told him that next monday i have to go to wisconsin (which i do) and im not coming back till august 2nd and he just looked at me like he was about to cry almost. And so I'm a little stupid, so i asked him "Is that a good thing?" and he just shook his head, Then I asked, "Is it a normal thing?" and he shook his head. Then I asked, "Is that a bad thing?" And he nodded and hugged me. He's so sweet. I love him so much. ^^

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