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Apr 14th, 2003 05:13 PM
AChimp Ball hair is what keeps your sack from sticking to your leg on hot days.
Apr 14th, 2003 04:29 PM
SkepticalTesticle I'm a hairy ass guy too. I have hair on my ass Dont be fooled by the ball shavers, they want to lure you into their den of evil hairlessness. If you shave your nuts and you get the least bit moist from walking around your shit will itch like you have never itched before. Just trim your shit down, like a chea pet or somthing. Shave the shaft if necessary. I wouldnt worry about being hairy until you turn into a sasquatch. Besides, women love that shit despite what they say. Comb my ass hair bitch.
Apr 10th, 2003 06:44 PM
xangeldavidx if you love the person, then why should you care? crazee people i tell you
Apr 8th, 2003 06:06 PM
Jeanette X DON'T get electrolysis. Get laser removal. Its cheaper, it works better, and its less painful.
Apr 8th, 2003 01:41 PM
FartinMowler Hair and vagina's, Dude spend some time getting a girlfriend and start from the top and work your way down and stop obsessing on things that only you would notice if you spent time looking at a mirror over your shoulder.
Apr 8th, 2003 01:04 PM
kellychaos I'm sorry but your problem is way beyond the scope of my knowledge.

Apr 3rd, 2003 06:55 PM
Anonymous Mmm, electrolysis works for backs and stuff, it would just take longer.
Apr 3rd, 2003 05:48 PM
Zosimus
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Originally Posted by Choin
Unless you get electrolysis.
Electrolysis, won't work out for someone with alot of hair on their body. It is too time consuming, and takes too much of an effort compared to how little it helps!
Actually, waxing is faster, but unless you have someone to get your back for you everytime, there is no way of really doing it every time.
Apr 2nd, 2003 07:44 PM
Anonymous Unless you get electrolysis.
Apr 2nd, 2003 06:59 PM
Zosimus Take good advice when you can... DON"T SHAVE IT OFF!!
Once you start, you can never stop, and it just gets worse as you grow older. Also, I might mention that how shaving brings on those nasty ingrowns that look gross and hurt like hell!
I have worked with athletes that started that shit for the sake of aerodynamics. They in deep shit now.....
Mar 30th, 2003 09:25 PM
Cybernetico Insane clown posse is bad :/
Mar 30th, 2003 06:27 PM
The Unseen Or if youre the hairy skinny guy in the insane clown posse
Mar 29th, 2003 08:38 PM
Godpuppet or the shag carpet look... chicks dive on that like a monkey on a cupcake
Mar 29th, 2003 08:27 PM
Royal Tenenbaum What if you are going for the Teddy Bear look?
Mar 29th, 2003 05:45 PM
noob3 The thing is, the one good thing I have going for me is that I'm cute. It's hard to be cute when you're all grizzly-like.
Mar 29th, 2003 01:08 AM
McClain
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shave or wax your chest
Fuck that shit. Grow it long and proud my brother! The only thing I shave is my nuts... and that's because a woman tends to lean to the silky-smooth feel of a shorn sac. Flossin' with pubes ain't pretty for anyone.
Mar 27th, 2003 06:44 AM
The Unseen Proto, somehow I just knew that youd be a hairy bastard
Mar 27th, 2003 04:50 AM
FS You can never be too rich, too well-endowed, or too hairy

I mean... you can't, can you?

Please?
Mar 27th, 2003 12:28 AM
AChimp I bet you have the hairiest balls in the world, too. :O
Mar 26th, 2003 11:35 PM
Protoclown I made the list!

I really AM a hairy bastard too.

I have too much chest hair.
Mar 26th, 2003 06:58 PM
Helm FS said it. Take pride in your testosterone, man.
Mar 26th, 2003 03:58 PM
Cybernetico
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
8) Robin Williams.
I was gonna say that!

you stole my post! *sob*
Mar 26th, 2003 01:39 AM
Psycho Squid When you start growing hair on your ass, then you should start worrying.
Mar 26th, 2003 12:44 AM
Jeanette X At least its not visible yet...Shave it off before it gets that way.
Mar 25th, 2003 11:57 PM
noob3 It's not like visable hair. But I know that it will be, someday

And I have a hairier chest than all my friends, I have that hair that is creeping on the collar bone :/ I shave that =(
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