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Jul 5th, 2005 04:46 PM
kahljorn yea, that'swhere oneof the bestdoctor's is.In thailand, it's like 8,000 or something there, I think that's Dr. Ousterhart or something... maybe Dr. Suporn. I can't remember. That's who "Everyone" talks about going to.
Jul 5th, 2005 03:31 PM
Dole
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insult someone's grammar and spelling.
Hey...you're talking about something I love!

Apparently Kahl, I am reliably informed, "they make the best clits in Thailand". This comes indirectly from an old acquaintance of mine...I worked/lived near this psuedo-hippy but incredibly dull couple called Gary and Tracy, and having not seen them for a few years I found out they split up, she shaved her head and changed her name to Luca and he is having a sex change! And that was a direct quote from him...
Jul 5th, 2005 03:22 PM
kahljorn 8,000 dollars ormore,it varies. Just like the pricesof hot dogsvary. Also, I was so drunk when I made thatpostlast night. I honestly couldn't care if thewords were mispelled. Howuninspiring to insult someone's grammar and spelling. "unintelligent", how original you are. You don't see thatinsult every fucking day.
Jul 5th, 2005 01:04 PM
sadie jealousy has a bitter pulp though juicy it may be.
Jul 5th, 2005 12:08 PM
The One and Only... Didn't you first say that I was turning into you?
Jul 5th, 2005 09:15 AM
Helm It's obvious he's been studying me. But I'd never say that to kahl because I'm in love with him.
Jul 5th, 2005 08:58 AM
Chojin
Quote:
Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Kahljorn, seriously. Go get a drunk, desperate, puking ex-frat boy to stick it up your ass while calling you a pretty girl. It will help. Seriously.

Oh, and magneto?

My schlong > your schlong.

I win. Bitch.
Woah, I totally thought this was a Helm post at first.
Jul 5th, 2005 02:10 AM
adept_ninja what are you all bitching about. Also i dont have any beef with you kahl but your just asking to get made fun of you have some crazy ass problems. Hope shit works out with your sex change. You still never answered my question how much do they cost anyway?
Jul 5th, 2005 01:27 AM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by kahljorn
Lotida and OAO would make a great couple...
Hey, I'd hit it.
Jul 5th, 2005 12:23 AM
Lotida Three illiterate, unintelligent paragraphs full of misspellings and bad grammar. I am done responding to you. You are, in fact, quite boring and not worth my time. Next time you feel the need to cut yourself....dig a little deeper!

Good Day Butchie!
Jul 5th, 2005 12:03 AM
kahljorn Lotida, obviouslyyoudidbecauseyoubothered torespondandattempttomakeitincontextiwith what isaidandeventriedtocopytheformat(spaces?), don't besoblatantly obvious. I'm seriously not even going to bother to quote you for that one, because you know what I'm talking about(and so does everyone else), and you know you're grasping at straws trying to insult me because you have nothing better in your tiny cute wittle baby brain. Now fuck off little girl, take your purple eyeskin somewhere else. It doesn't make you look mysterious.

I already mentioned in this thread I'm a lesbian, OAO, pay attention, queer nose. And just so you know, I have the biggest cock. Probably the biggest cock on this message board, and I'm sure there's a few people on here who could contest to that .
And you know the funniest thing about my cock being so much bigger than yours? I don't even want it.
Somehow I'm still a smarter, cuter, better person than you will ever be, despite not wanting my gentle giganto of a penis.


Lotida and OAO would make a great couple if it wasn't for the fact they'd end up having children even stupider than they are. I swear the chance of pregnancy in mentally retarded people is 600% of the normal population, or maybe it's just because they are too slow to "Pull out" fast enough.. and too dumb to properly function a condem. Lotida probably puts her hair in apony tail with them, and wonders why people laugh at her choice of "product". At least use fresh ones, lotida, not ones filled with tiny dirty mexican men's horchata.
And i used to like horchata
Jul 4th, 2005 08:48 PM
Lotida kahljorn,Ididn'tbothertoreadallthatbullshitbecause yourputdownsare
babyishandunintelligent. I refusetogetinapissingmatchwithagrade
schoolcutter.

Fuckoffmoron.

Happy 4th of July!!
Jul 4th, 2005 08:02 PM
Deadsy
Quote:
Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Go get a drunk, desperate, puking ex-frat boy to stick it up your ass while calling you a pretty girl. It will help. Seriously.
If anyone would know, it's OAO, right? :/
Jul 4th, 2005 07:40 PM
The One and Only... Kahljorn, seriously. Go get a drunk, desperate, puking ex-frat boy to stick it up your ass while calling you a pretty girl. It will help. Seriously.

Oh, and magneto?

My schlong > your schlong.

I win. Bitch.
Jul 4th, 2005 07:04 PM
Raize I don't even have a fucking keyboard. Can you imagine how hard it is for me to provide the necessary circuit completions and resitances with only my tongue?
Jul 4th, 2005 05:41 PM
kahljorn I'mlookingforacceptance on amessageboardthatialready have acceptanceonandnobodyreallycareswhat i dobecausemyantics are expected.
Ididn'tsayyouwereinhighschool i saidit'slikewhenyouwereinhighschool, dumbass. it'sstillnotajokenobody likesyouandyou'rejustTHEjoke just likeinhighschool and toyourparentswhentheydressedyoulike a dogbecausetheysortofthoughtyou looked alotlikeawelshcorgiwithyourshortstubbylegs and pointyfoxearswith that quicklittlejauntystepofyoursconstantly falling ontoyourfatherscock tripping overyourcollarofstupidity+15. Thatwasagrandjokeindeed.

P.S. I don't really care about you or your situation in life. Thought I should elucidate that for you, so you don't get confused.

Yea, like i said earlier in this thread i have a broken spacebar and sometimes i just get tired of using it.
Jul 4th, 2005 02:11 PM
Helm for the first time in imock history, metal milita made me lol
Jul 4th, 2005 01:57 PM
MetalMilitia thisthreadremindsmeofthetimemyspacebarbroke
Jul 4th, 2005 01:54 PM
Lotida
Quote:
girlthatnobodylikesandwillneveraccept as
anythingbutajokebutshecontinuespostinghereanyway
becausesomewheredeepinhermindshethinkspeoplelikehe r but it'sjustlikehighschool they secretelytalkshitbehindherback and everytimetheycallheradumbcuntthensay j/k it'snotajoke, dummy--
youarekiddingrightdumbassgirlwhoislookingforaccept anceonamessageboard
ivebeenoutofhighschoolforquitesometime
ifyouaretalkingaboutmebehindmybackifindthatquitedi sturbing
asidon'tevenwantyouthinkingaboutmefreakybitch.

This is not a joke,dummy! Have a great day!!
Jul 4th, 2005 01:18 PM
kahljorn "You are a fucking cutter....who's the real dumb one???"

I'm not a fucking cutter, I don't have any clue what you're talking about-- girlthatnobodylikesandwillneveraccept as anythingbutajokebutshecontinuespostinghereanyway because somewheredeepinhermindshethinkspeoplelikeher but it'sjustlikehighschool they secretelytalkshitbehindherback and everytimetheycallheradumbcuntthensay j/k it'snotajoke, dummy--
In fact, I'm not a fucking anything.
WHO'S THE REAL DUMB ONE? WELL I DONT FUCKING KNOW, REALITY IS DISSASOCIATING BEFORE MY EYES, WHAT'S REAL ANYWAY? WHERE IS THE LINE BETWEEN FICTION AND REALITY DRAWN, WHERE DOES DISILUSSIONMENT BEGIN, WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
The Plague-- by cuba gooding jr.
Jul 3rd, 2005 10:57 PM
magneto590 i think OAO is the dumb one.
Jul 1st, 2005 09:47 PM
Lotida
Re: I just realized I'm a complete moron.

Quote:
Originally Posted by kahljorn
Seriously...

- I make stupid posts about myself.
- I pretend I'm smart.
- I act like anything I do or say is important.
- I act like I'm the original border breaking slut of notre dam.
- I have sex with men and being gay is just so cool. Nobody else does it, I'm so OG.
- I like lesbians.
- I think I'm cool cause i take sword lessons. I'm so sophistafunk.

I make too many stupid posts.


PUSH THE ENVELOPE THERE COMPADRE.
You are a fucking cutter....who's the real dumb one???
Jul 1st, 2005 09:45 PM
Cosmo Electrolux okay, what the hell is going on here...Jesus, you go AWOL for a week and the whole place goes down the shitter...
Jun 27th, 2005 01:15 PM
kahljorn I'm a really ugly girl who has a broken spacebar.
Jun 27th, 2005 01:19 AM
bigtimecow hahahahaha OAO is an sXe faggot.

and by faggot i mean gay
and by gay i mean homosexual
and by homosexual i mean he has only one sex.

:shitface
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