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| Sep 16th, 2005 06:40 AM | ||
| mattstack | lube? you nancy boy | |
| Sep 5th, 2005 09:03 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | OK thanks for this I think I speak for almost everyone when I say that I get entirely too randy when I pass by a construction site and see all the sweaty fat men there working so this is great advice | |
| Sep 5th, 2005 07:28 PM | ||
| lumpisan | you can get it caught in a cement mixer and have it ripped off. so remember, no masturbating while in a construction site. | |
| Aug 29th, 2005 02:15 AM | ||
| apologetic | soma - edit: www.legitimatemexicanpharmacy.com | |
| Aug 18th, 2005 05:20 PM | ||
| Dole | Its the most precious 12 seconds of my day. | |
| Aug 18th, 2005 03:49 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Americans are SO immediate gratification. Savor the wank. | |
| Aug 18th, 2005 02:14 PM | ||
| glowbelly | only if it's taking too long | |
| Aug 17th, 2005 05:44 PM | ||
| Dole | Does anyone else cry when they wank? | |
| Aug 17th, 2005 04:10 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Either I have an evil incubus lurking about and unconsciously invading my nocturnal slumbers or I'm whacking off in my sleep. Multi-tasking indeed!  :KY 
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| Aug 11th, 2005 09:12 PM | ||
| sadie | you need to fix your av. | |
| Aug 11th, 2005 09:10 PM | ||
| Trippy | you can get lube in your pee-hole and die from result of an infection. | |
| Aug 11th, 2005 09:05 PM | ||
| adept_ninja | no but you can die from it | |
| Aug 7th, 2005 03:48 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
can u get pregnat by masterbating??? 
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| Aug 7th, 2005 01:46 AM | ||
| maggiekarp |
If you cry while masturbating, does that count as multi-tasking? (If people can't tell that's a joke, does that mean they think I'm a miserable enough person to do that, or does it mean I'm terribly unfunny? Both, perhaps. I'm certainly not helping myself with the annoying small text, though.) |
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| Aug 6th, 2005 07:51 PM | ||
| Marc Summers | And turning on your radio book club with the other. | |
| Aug 6th, 2005 02:13 PM | ||
| kellychaos | I'm typing with one hand. | |
| Aug 6th, 2005 02:10 PM | ||
| Pub Lover |
Re: Whacking Off And Multi-Tasking Quote:
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| Aug 6th, 2005 01:46 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Whacking Off And Multi-Tasking Is tuning the radio on in conjunction with this activity allowed? Does simultaneously reading a "Book Of The Month Club" selection kill the mood? Will burning a candle or incense heighten the ambience and make for a more romantic moment with ... yourself? These are the questions I place before you, friends. It's not like this is the first or last masturbations thread that you'll ever see in this forum. 
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