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Oct 5th, 2005 05:59 PM
kahljorn lol. it's just simple scientific fact. Our body needs food to regenerate the millions of dying cells a day, hence the expression, "You are what you eat". That's why when you eat bigmacs which aren't natural and you rbody isn't designed to break down properly, there's pieces left over which accumulate into cancer.
if your body's remaking itself all the time and it's making itself out of stuff that is of no benefit to the body and carries no materials the body could possibly use it for, what do you think would happen?
It's like throwing a marble into a smoothie. You're gonna get some glass, fucko.
Sep 23rd, 2005 07:01 PM
Studio8 You will live forever.
Sep 20th, 2005 05:26 PM
Sethomas Ah yes, more from our resident scientist.
Sep 20th, 2005 02:34 PM
kahljorn Pomegranate juice isn't glorified cranberry juice, it has like twice as much antioxidants. Pomegranate juice has more antioxidants than anything I can think of, except maybe Roibos tea.
Antioxidants help to prevent cancer and other problems by eliminating free radicals. What are free radicals? The shit in that bigmac you ate that your body can't digest properly.. yea.
Aug 29th, 2005 10:46 PM
Aneurysm I thought it was soy sauce when I first saw it.
Aug 28th, 2005 12:04 PM
glowbelly get the blueberry one
Aug 15th, 2005 06:44 PM
Copywritten i had some from a russian supermarket, the label was diffrent and it was really sour.
Aug 15th, 2005 02:23 PM
Esuohlim I bought a bottle of this stuff and it's just glorified cranberry juice. Like shit it tastes!
Jun 19th, 2005 09:59 PM
anDROIDdoNUT I probablt am not using my all the knowledge i got (hit head- hollow sound) because I never heard of this Juice. Last thing I heard was Grapple Juice
Jun 14th, 2005 09:05 PM
Gurlugon shut up, fatass
Jun 14th, 2005 07:10 PM
Yggdrasill If I was goth wouldn't I have started the topic like this?

Woe is me,
for I am forever and always to see
the stupidity of man whilst I dine on
the blood of the ignorant
in the dankest, darkest corners of the earth
but all is not lost,
for I have found something...
it runs like blood
and tastes like the nectar of the gods
I , Lord Gailevulas Totalitarianism, have found
Pomegranate juice



And if I was goth I would so be the King Goth because of my goth poetry and I would have a shield and a sword and all that shit not to mention special powers like GOTH SHIELD, DEPRESSION BEAM, and TEARS OF DOOM and i'm 1000 years old.
Jun 14th, 2005 06:24 PM
Emu are you a goth, because only a goth would compare pomegranate juice to blood
Jun 14th, 2005 06:04 PM
Yggdrasill And waste precious juice? NEVER!
Jun 14th, 2005 05:33 PM
Bell E. Laffs Why dont you spill some of it on and cut your wrist on the carpet and compare/contrast. Fucking sucks!
Jun 14th, 2005 05:31 PM
Yggdrasill I'm sure it won't stain as bad as blood, but I plan on finding out if this would mix good with alcohol so i'm sure i'll know what it stains soon enough
Jun 13th, 2005 02:48 AM
Esuohlim Does it stain carpet I'm not drinking any if it could stain carpet
Jun 9th, 2005 09:57 PM
Yggdrasill
Pomegranate Juice!

Holy crap, I can't stop drinking these things. It's so expensive too, $6 for a 24 oz. I just bought 2.



POM Wonderful

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