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Sep 20th, 2005 05:12 PM
Sethomas Why do I have a feeling WICKED has never been to Bourbon Street in the summer? Not that the contrary view has a point, but retardation abounds.
Sep 20th, 2005 05:10 PM
Skulhedface Well that tends to happen when you make up answers.

For reference, see "God" in general.
Sep 19th, 2005 05:08 PM
kellychaos Strange that those who think they have all the answers are almost always wrong. I ere on the side of humility and giggle a little when my side wins. :/
Sep 18th, 2005 03:59 PM
Aneurysm Buttsex, too.
Sep 18th, 2005 03:22 PM
Face in the box Every one of you fuckers (Including you WHICKED and I Know damnit) are all to damn angry and opinionated about religion and that shit, I say you all need to go get fucked, and by that I mean sex.
Sep 12th, 2005 10:16 PM
Skulhedface
Re: Hey!

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Originally Posted by WICKED
At no point in my original statement did I ever say anything against Christians as a whole. I was only talking about 700 Club froots. There's a major difference, bub.
And I suppose your teenage angst is the perfect authority to give you a PhD. on the matter?

If I'd known that, then I wouldn't have been buying flannel shirts in the early 90s, I'd have been giving college lectures instead.
Sep 12th, 2005 08:54 PM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
You do have neither the charisma nor the tenure to be given license to use that phrase
Ive been here alot longer that you boy and I don't mean lurking.
Sep 12th, 2005 06:28 PM
KevinTheOmnivore
Re: Hey!

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Originally Posted by WICKED
At no point in my original statement did I ever say anything against Christians as a whole. I was only talking about 700 Club froots. There's a major difference, bub.
Riiiight.
Sep 12th, 2005 05:54 PM
Aneurysm
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Originally Posted by StupidKraut
thas stupid. Goy didn't have to make a Hurricane, and if he did it shure as hell wouldn't be a girl

AM I RIGHT GUYS!?!?
That Goy, he's wacky.
Sep 12th, 2005 05:45 PM
WICKED
Hey!

At no point in my original statement did I ever say anything against Christians as a whole. I was only talking about 700 Club froots. There's a major difference, bub.
Sep 12th, 2005 01:52 PM
Skulhedface Them wacky Christians am I right guys?

Now, why don't you enthrall us about your stories telling us how buttsex DIDN'T cause 9/11! And give us your well outlined thesis on why stupid christians are stupid because they stupidly think so!

I'm no fan of the religious, but jeez, you uneducated opinionated types are killing us...
Sep 12th, 2005 11:58 AM
Emu i remember making a thread about this but nobody read it
Sep 12th, 2005 08:40 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
Re: Oh, dear! You mean God killed New Orleans?!

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Originally Posted by WICKED
If God was pissed about Mardi Gras, he would have targeted the tourists. He didn't. So shut up.
YEAH! SO EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD WHO WAS SAYING THAT SHOULD JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT NOW!! NOW!!

AND THIS THREAD WASN'T AN EXCUSE JUST TO TALK ABOUT THOSE KOOKY CHRISTIANS! SO SHUT UP!
Sep 12th, 2005 12:47 AM
Marc Summers We use the royal "We" when we think it is necessary.
Sep 12th, 2005 12:27 AM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
You do have neither the charisma nor the tenure to be given license to use that phrase
Marc Summers thinks he's people.
Sep 12th, 2005 12:21 AM
Marc Summers You do have neither the charisma nor the tenure to be given license to use that phrase
Sep 11th, 2005 11:50 PM
ArrowX thas stupid. Goy didn't have to make a Hurricane, and if he did it shure as hell wouldn't be a girl

AM I RIGHT GUYS!?!?
Sep 11th, 2005 09:52 PM
WICKED
Oh, dear! You mean God killed New Orleans?!

OK, listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. GOD COULD NOT HAVE POSSIBLY SENT A HURRICANE TO NEW ORLEANS IN AN ATTEMPT TO KILL MARDI GRAS SINNERS!! How do I know this? Because, stupid, native New Orleans don't give a rat's ass about Mardi Gras. They try to get far away as they possibly can, and those that can't leave make every effort to stay indoors, away from the partying. If God was pissed about Mardi Gras, he would have targeted the tourists. He didn't. So shut up.

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