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| Oct 22nd, 2005 08:07 PM | |||
| Mr. Vagiclean | ::{{ | ||
| Oct 22nd, 2005 11:25 AM | |||
| kellychaos |
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 yer stupit |
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| Oct 22nd, 2005 10:30 AM | |||
| Chojin |
i do believe mister vc just said he was joking at the end of the post do you need the gay internet [/SARCASM] bit at the end to further clue you in you fucking anus |
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| Oct 21st, 2005 11:40 PM | |||
| Rosenstern | Isn't plain old fucking good enough for some people, anymore! I can't even imagine how desensitized to sex i would have to become in order for a clownjab to posibly turn me on! "Well, honey... we've done missionary, doggie, oral, mutual masturbation, around-the-world, everything in Kama Sutra, bondage, foot sex... You know what? The only we have yet to try is you dressing up like a clown and socking me in the fucking nose! Come on, now, baby! My big red nose is growing for you!" | ||
| Oct 21st, 2005 10:18 PM | |||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
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After several blows your nose turns red and runny with blood and now you BOTH look like fucking clowns! JK wouldn't that be something 
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| Oct 21st, 2005 07:21 PM | |||
| ArrowX |
This is what came up on Google. Trying to calm herself, she remembered Wally and Spanky and all the >others. She knew they were inside, and somehow, in the brief moment >that it took Bippo to open the car door, she convinced herself that >they'd be able to make this nightmare end. Bippo's wrenching screams of "IMPURE BITCH! HARLOT! TEMPTRESS!!!" shook her from this, the last remotely comforting thought she would have. The screeching KLANK of the car door opening reduced her body to a jellyfish and her mind to endless repetition of MOTHERMOTHERMOTHERMOMMYMOMMY as she strained to focus on the pile of viscera and flesh inside--to identify not only Wally, Spanky, Porky, and all the others--but to simply identify legs, arms, torsos, and freakish, spattered clown heads suspended in perpetual horror. Finally, in excruciatingly slow motion, she simultaneously felt her face being pushed toward a pile of some red and white jellylike stuff and felt Bippo's manhood jab her from behind. My God, she thought, despite herself. He's so NAKED. My God. He's soooo MONSTROUS. My...my God. With nothing left to lose and nothing to gain, she let herself descend slowly into the still-warm pile of squishy bowels as though she were returning to the womb. Amniotic ooze surrounded her like a placenta as she felt herself welcome Bippo's thrusting with her own. At last, she answered the sensation of the icy-hot thin line separating her body from her thoughts with a final, gurgling, primordal howl that issued from her every pore: "LULUBELLE SOUP! SOUP!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!" |
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| Oct 21st, 2005 06:35 PM | |||
| maggiekarp | What the hell is a clownjab? | ||
| Oct 21st, 2005 03:42 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
Donkey punches! 
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| Oct 20th, 2005 07:36 PM | |||
| DSBurroughs | I don't know, the mere mention of an Abe Lincoln is enough to give me nightmares... | ||
| Oct 20th, 2005 06:38 PM | |||
| Mr. Vagiclean | yeah or how about them clownjabs | ||
| Oct 20th, 2005 06:24 PM | |||
| ArrowX | The good ol Pasedena Mudslide (Clevland Steamer) is most likeley the best one, followed closeley by the "Rusty Trombone" | ||
| Oct 20th, 2005 12:12 PM | |||
| Ooner | Let us not forget about felching, the anal equivilant to eating a creampie (chocolate cream pie?) | ||
| Oct 12th, 2005 12:52 PM | |||
| Dragoon | Wait till he asks about Snowballing. | ||
| Oct 11th, 2005 05:18 PM | |||
| Aneurysm | Haha. creampie isn't even the worst, not even close. | ||
| Oct 11th, 2005 03:45 PM | |||
| Cosmo Electrolux | jesus....where do they come up with this stuff? | ||
| Oct 10th, 2005 02:40 PM | |||
| kahljorn |
" creampie When one person shoots their load in a woman's pussy and then they, or another person, proceeds to go down on them and eat the cum. Hey! I fucked your mum last night and then made your dad eat the creampie. "
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| Oct 10th, 2005 11:12 AM | |||
| kellychaos | i just threw up in my mouth a lil' bit | ||
| Oct 9th, 2005 06:58 PM | |||
| adept_ninja | its when you cum inside a girl and it comes out and looks like a creampie. | ||
| Oct 9th, 2005 01:34 PM | |||
| Aneurysm | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=creampie | ||
| Oct 9th, 2005 05:04 AM | |||
| CaptainBubba |
Oh lordie this is why I come to this board.
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| Oct 9th, 2005 03:35 AM | |||
| Studio8 |
Creampie? I need to know what a creampie is. I'm thinking it's just semen, but why a pie? Where does it go, how does it work? The sooner I know, the better. Seriously. |
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